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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


It's all about the 5 finger discount, baby

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Bald Stalin posted:

lol your union sucks

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Bald Stalin posted:

lol your union sucks

classic solidarity

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
SDA solidarity

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

Bald Stalin posted:

SDA solidarity

that union is captured as gently caress isn’t it

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

Autisanal Cheese posted:

that union is captured as gently caress isn’t it

How dare you besmirch a union have you no solidarity??

ErKeL
Jun 18, 2013

Bald Stalin posted:

SDA solidarity
I remember these cunts coming in to speak when I first got hired, "You'll see in the news some hospo industry workers worried about losing their Saturday penalty rates, but with us you don't have to worry about any of that because we have a strong EBA fought for you on your behalf."

I didn't realise what they meant by that was that because of the EBA I didn't get any penalties already and pay was worse than any other job just on the minimum retail award.

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

our place shuts for xmas, but a few branches stay open on skeleton crew. (for 3 days between xmas and new years public holidays)

But we are closed the weekends.

Of course, being run by clowns means that the doors open on the weekend still, and people come in, and leave angry notes as to why there is no staff.


third

loving

year

in

a

row.

But a local told us someone got stabbed this year in the parking lot (on the weekend we were closed, but the doors were open), so maybe next year theyll lock the loving doors.

lol who am i kidding, when i pressed my supervisor she feined not being away that last year and the year before the doors were left open.... (and guess what, they delete all emails over a year old now so there is no evidence of, well, this poo poo happened last year too....)

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
rob the place

?

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Airstream Driver posted:

My work forces everyone to take 3 weeks leave over Christmas so I've got 7 days annual left for the rest of the year.

Are you me?

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

~Coxy posted:

Are you me?

Are all your clients wealthy boomers?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Pop quiz: who is the least funny Australian to ever get a televised or streaming service comedy special? My money is on Celeste Barber.

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

no a library, so government. But oddly enough no one takes the computers (though they probably arent worht much)

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Breetai posted:

Pop quiz: who is the least funny Australian to ever get a televised or streaming service comedy special? My money is on Celeste Barber.

It's so obviously hughesy, Jesus loving christ

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
yeah its hughesy

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breetai posted:

Pop quiz: who is the least funny Australian to ever get a televised or streaming service comedy special? My money is on Celeste Barber.

Basically everyone involved in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY7AasoMiVI

And hughesy

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
hey sam simmons is good and so is woodley

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

Non Compos Mentis posted:

yeah its hughesy

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Hughsey was so unfunny he dislocated his shoulder

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Meskhenet posted:

no a library, so government. But oddly enough no one takes the computers (though they probably arent worht much)

is stealing from a library a federal crime?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Non Compos Mentis posted:

hey sam simmons is good and so is woodley

yeah nah, format was comedy poison and everyone on it was unfunny as gently caress

Tried to emulate Gaki No Tsukai's Silent Library/No Laughing specials and hosed it up completely.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
you fool

you stooge

they were adapting Documental https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6369836/ not Gaki No Tsukai

you buffoon

you boob

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

DPM posted:

It's so obviously hughesy, Jesus loving christ

Only because OP specified 'streaming'.

Otherwise Barry Humphries.

gently caress that unfunny oval office.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
its obviously rove wtf

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Only because OP specified 'streaming'.


Broadcast TV specials would be fine. Basically anyone who's big enough to have their own feature length special because otherwise Demi Lardner would be #1.

But yeah, hughsey was my second choice.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

its obviously rove wtf

Nah, rove is completely milquetoast, a complete white noise performance that you could potentially ignore. hughesy aggressively skullfucks your ears and is way harder to drown out.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Non Compos Mentis posted:

hey sam simmons is good and so is woodley

Was.

They go on that poo poo willingly they become part of the problem.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I've never seen Celeste Barber do comedy
What makes her suck? I get that she's not funny, but what is her material? I don't have any streaming services and I dont want to watch her.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Non Compos Mentis posted:

you fool

you stooge

they were adapting Documental https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6369836/ not Gaki No Tsukai

you buffoon

you boob

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

EoinCannon posted:

I've never seen Celeste Barber do comedy
What makes her suck? I get that she's not funny, but what is her material? I don't have any streaming services and I dont want to watch her.

Girlfriend and I watched her one hour Netflix special and 5 minutes after it was over we both came to the realization that neither of us had laughed once during it and we couldn't remember the specifics of any of the jokes. So idk. iirc there was a surprising amount of what you could call 'boomer humour', despite the fact that she's much younger than the kind of hack that usually slings that kind of crap, so there's that.

BastardAus
Jun 3, 2003
Chunder from Down Under

Airstream Driver posted:

My work forces everyone to take 3 weeks leave over Christmas so I've got 7 days annual left for the rest of the year.

Same except 2 weeks mandatory from Xmas, so how am I expected to have a good 2-3+ week break from Fuckwit City (and get paid for it) in the other 50 weeks?
Thank gently caress I don't have kids.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


a wild Pete Helliar appears

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Non Compos Mentis posted:

you fool

you stooge

they were adapting Documental https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6369836/ not Gaki No Tsukai

you buffoon

you boob

Documental is some good poo poo

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

BastardAus posted:

Same except 2 weeks mandatory from Xmas, so how am I expected to have a good 2-3+ week break from Fuckwit City (and get paid for it) in the other 50 weeks?
Thank gently caress I don't have kids.

The kids holidays vs annual leave thing is hilarious.

Adults 4 weeks annual accrued per person. Kids, 12 weeks school holidays, mandatory. So even if there are two parents you're still a month short for the school holidays.

Maybe we are meant to all be throuples?

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
it's because the femme is supposed to be barefoot in the kitchen not off doing masc poo poo like work

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

G-Spot Run posted:

it's because the femme is supposed to be barefoot in the kitchen not off doing masc poo poo like work

Capital likes women working (more workers, lower wages) but also likes not paying for holidays. Contradictions be contradicting.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Wow so deep.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

G-Spot Run posted:

barefoot in the kitchen

Nvj flips a naan and ashes into the tidy
The dog ate his thongs.
He only looks pregnant because he's a big fat oval office.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

G-Spot Run posted:

it's because the femme is supposed to be barefoot in the kitchen not off doing masc poo poo like work

the nbs are meant to do 20 hours a week

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Whoforthenwhat posted:

The kids holidays vs annual leave thing is hilarious.

Adults 4 weeks annual accrued per person. Kids, 12 weeks school holidays, mandatory. So even if there are two parents you're still a month short for the school holidays.

Maybe we are meant to all be throuples?

The kids are supposed to spend 12 weeks in the capital mines

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