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Brendan Rodgers posted:Great timing Yes it absolutely has to
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Jan 4, 2024 17:47
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it would be impossible for them to find someone of higher moral standing,
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Jan 4, 2024 17:47
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grobbo posted:UKMT-ers who've undergone the miracle of British birth in the past couple of years - what was your experience like, anything to watch out for, and any advice or tips on getting through the process intact and safe? Well I became a great auntie again just before midnight last night - nephew's partner gave birth in a birthing pool somewhere down in Cornwall. I don't know if there were any particular issues about care or anything.
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Jan 4, 2024 17:57
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Well I kicked that guy out of the gang today and it was about as much fun as I hoped with it culminating in him grabbing me by the throat and pushing me against the van. Still he's gone so that's one stressful thing off my back.
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Jan 4, 2024 18:07
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bessantj posted:Well I kicked that guy out of the gang today and it was about as much fun as I hoped with it culminating in him grabbing me by the throat and pushing me against the van. Still he's gone so that's one stressful thing off my back. Sorry about the physical assault, that's poo poo. But definitely confirmation that he's a wrong'un and you made the right call
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Jan 4, 2024 18:21
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Failed Imagineer posted:Sorry about the physical assault, that's poo poo. But definitely confirmation that he's a wrong'un and you made the right call Thanks. I did think that he may get aggressive so I had the talk with him out of ear shot of the other boys but where they could see us. I did have it in my head to let him hit me once so I could point to that as something else to kick him out over.
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Jan 4, 2024 18:38
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bessantj posted:Well I kicked that guy out of the gang today and it was about as much fun as I hoped with it culminating in him grabbing me by the throat and pushing me against the van. Still he's gone so that's one stressful thing off my back. For fucks sake, nobody needs that type of poo poo at work. He would have gotten worse over time and some in the gang might have decided try elsewhere, so i'm glad you got rid of him and sorry that it went physical. Any chance he might try and hold a grudge, or will he just move on to ply his shite elsewhere?
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Jan 4, 2024 18:58
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grobbo posted:UKMT-ers who've undergone the miracle of British birth in the past couple of years - what was your experience like, anything to watch out for, and any advice or tips on getting through the process intact and safe? If you have a choice, always doctor led in a hospital. They will be supported by midwives anyway and when the chips are down you really want them to be able to do what needs to be done. Fancy birthing units might have more creature comforts but that's only nice if everything goes according to plan. If there's any hiccups you're going to need transferring to the actual ward and that introduces delays.
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Jan 4, 2024 19:12
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Z the IVth posted:If you have a choice, always doctor led in a hospital. They will be supported by midwives anyway and when the chips are down you really want them to be able to do what needs to be done. Midwife led is the default unless you have issues or have a high risk birth. There is close to zero chance of being doctor led otherwise, unless you want to go private which has its own issues. grobbo posted:as she's a woman of colour I'm spending a lot of time worrying about the exponentially increased chance of her dying due to something that the NHS politely describes as 'unconscious empathy bias' amongst healthcare professionals. (Assuming your wife is black) It's 40 out of 1000000 instead of 8 out of 1000000. It's an unacceptable increase, but its not he sort of thing you should actively fearing. Mega Comrade fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Jan 4, 2024 |
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Jan 4, 2024 19:37
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grobbo posted:the miracle of British birth Been pondering this phrase for a few hours. I keep picturing a beautiful new babby - red and screaming like a Newsnight audience member - as it's delivered into a world of misery and promptly swaddled in yesterday's newspaper like a portion of battered cod
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Jan 4, 2024 19:39
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bessantj posted:Thanks. I did think that he may get aggressive so I had the talk with him out of ear shot of the other boys but where they could see us. I did have it in my head to let him hit me once so I could point to that as something else to kick him out over. Names not Damien, is it? Just an absolute oval office of a guy I used to know, does the railways and has to my knowledge been kicked out of at least two gangs due to his general cuntishness.
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Jan 4, 2024 19:43
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Failed Imagineer posted:promptly swaddled in yesterday's newspaper like a portion of battered cod  for the Star complaining about something using massive amounts of water and power just to chat absolute shite.
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Jan 4, 2024 20:00
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Just Another Lurker posted:For fucks sake, nobody needs that type of poo poo at work. He can hold a grudge all he likes and if he ends up attacking me it's only going to get him arrested and fired. No other gang in the company wanted anything to do with him before this and they want less to do with him now. He'll have to go to another company. Sanford posted:Names not Damien, is it? Just an absolute oval office of a guy I used to know, does the railways and has to my knowledge been kicked out of at least two gangs due to his general cuntishness. No. Sadly this industry attracts a fair few twats.
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Jan 4, 2024 20:08
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...rascals? I love how red-tops use words nobody else does. Like "tot" instead of "child"
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Jan 4, 2024 20:18
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Jan 4, 2024 20:18
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kecske posted:UKMT: he might be a pedophile but he is spot on
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Jan 4, 2024 20:22
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Finally, a website not scared to tell the truth.
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Jan 4, 2024 20:25
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Wachter posted:...rascals? Psycho Chatbot Rascal needs to be someone's username.
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Jan 4, 2024 20:36
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The only people under the age of 80 who say 'rascals' are Serbian
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Jan 4, 2024 20:42
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bessantj posted:if he ends up attacking me He already has.
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Jan 4, 2024 20:47
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I/P there's a journalist I follow - he's not there but his family are: the bastards have attacked and killed numerous members of several families who share the same surname as him. Very unlikely to be coincidence. They are unspeakable, inutterably evil bastards.
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Jan 4, 2024 21:15
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Wachter posted:...rascals?
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Jan 4, 2024 21:21
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Jan 4, 2024 21:38
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I/P there's a journalist I follow - he's not there but his family are: the bastards have attacked and killed numerous members of several families who share the same surname as him. Very unlikely to be coincidence. Which bastards?
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Jan 4, 2024 21:38
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fuctifino posted:I find the whole "he doesn't look 16" to be really uncomfortable, just as I found it uncomfortable when racists were screaming the same at young male asylum seekers. Some people just age quickly, and I remember a few people at my school who looked in their 30's and 40's when they were 16. I'm an old out of touch hermit, but isn't this a form of body shaming? i had the same as you: puberty didn't start until the final year of secondary school and in my year was a lad who started secondary school ~6 feet tall and with pattern baldness starting it's taking the piss out of someone because of something they have no control over, and therefore a very poo poo thing to do
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Jan 4, 2024 21:50
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It's playing on a long-running unfunny gag where sportspeople from It's cropped up occasionally as a verified thing, and is almost always explained as "he/she grew up in a village where record-keeping is impractical quote:Lol, that black kid looks like he's older than me
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Jan 4, 2024 22:21
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Jedit posted:Which bastards? The IDF I suspect
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Jan 4, 2024 22:25
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smellmycheese posted:Before anyone posts it - the supposed document going round that claims Hawking enjoyed visiting Nonce Island to watch naked midgets perform calculations on a high up blackboard is, sadly, fake. i do miss L!VE TV
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Jan 4, 2024 22:25
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crispix posted:i had the same as you: puberty didn't start until the final year of secondary school and in my year was a lad who started secondary school ~6 feet tall and with pattern baldness starting I was 6'6" and probably 10 stone starting secondary school. Super skelly mode. Luckily there was plenty of other weird things about me to slag off
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Jan 4, 2024 22:56
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Jedit posted:Which bastards? The ones doing the genocide.
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Jan 4, 2024 23:03
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Failed Imagineer posted:Luckily there was plenty of other weird things about me to slag off Hard to believe
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Jan 4, 2024 23:12
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Failed Imagineer posted:I was 6'6" and probably 10 stone starting secondary school. Super skelly mode. Luckily there was plenty of other weird things about me to slag off A well educated giant, you're not Judge Holden are you?
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Jan 4, 2024 23:23
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Brendan Rodgers posted:A well educated giant, you're not Judge Holden are you? No but I do love to dance and piss NotJustANumber99 posted:Hard to believe 
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Jan 4, 2024 23:29
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His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Failed Imagineer. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
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Jan 5, 2024 00:15
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Qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa
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Jan 5, 2024 00:33
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Spice Girls to feature on commemorative set of stamps for 30th anniversary https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67882101  LONDON 2012 JOOBOLYMPICS BEST TIMEZ EVER EVER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOL 
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Jan 5, 2024 02:41
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I don’t think the point of that stamp is the Olympics themselves…
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Jan 5, 2024 07:33
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late to teeth chat, but my dentist went private just after covid, so i haven't been since before covid and my teeth are hosed now.
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Jan 5, 2024 10:01
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Rishi eventually found a youth yesterday. And the posh wee twat was still taller than him 
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Jan 5, 2024 10:32
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Idgi Did they think Rishi would only work out they were Tories if they wore blue?
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