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he slapped a chicken for the first time in his life! usually if they peck him or bother him he will simply walk away. but he decided he wanted some of their breakfast and when one of them tried to take it from him he slapped her and hissed at her. food > everything
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There is an air vent that points directly on top of our fridge in the kitchen, whenever Pushpin hears the heat kick in she darts to the kitchen to do this under the hot air:
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Jan 2, 2024 03:10
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Cats will gladly block up any floor vent that's pushing out hot air.
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Jan 2, 2024 03:12
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my housemate got up and fed the cat early so he would stop trying to drag me out of bed to feed him and i could have a rest so, after he finished eating his breakfast he came along and tried to drag me out of bed just for fun
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Jan 2, 2024 04:35
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Proudly brought home a big leaf as if it were a mouse and then fell asleep in my hand.
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 Got high, then attacked by the dog in a tactically disadvantageous situation (his own fault)
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Vim Fuego posted:
It’s over anakin! I have the high ground!
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Vim Fuego posted:
all cat plans consist only of step 1
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Jan 2, 2024 05:55
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Clarence slipped out the back door when my flatmate opened it, then spent several hours hiding in the hedge. He copped a proper washing from trundles when he emerged.  
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Jan 2, 2024 07:07
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trundles is a great name for a cat
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Lola has hidden in the basement all day because there's been a storm, and she's unsure if this flimsy structure will stay standing.
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Mx. posted:my housemate got up and fed the cat early so he would stop trying to drag me out of bed to feed him and i could have a rest Look out, your cat is about to fall down a giant tunnel!
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Vim Fuego posted:
That is some A+ cat side eye
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Came into the bathroom right as I was about to use it. She then refused to leave and she watched me do my thing. Little weirdo.
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Woke up to find a crusted-on patch of barf on the couch. Just glad it was on the center of the cushion.
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 dean and patrick, my dumb baby girls i got to replace jasper when he was 18 he's 20 and still going strong so they live at my parent's house lol today dean got stuck behind a door and patrick watched her
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Jan 3, 2024 03:14
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Anderson Koopa posted:Came into the bathroom right as I was about to use it. She then refused to leave and she watched me do my thing. Little weirdo. If your cat hasn't done this do you really have a cat? I think it's impossible.
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Yelled at me for no particular reason
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Mx. posted:
Your folks are completely fearless for keeping multiple cats in a house with a leather sofa
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Jan 3, 2024 17:35
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Sat in between my feet and gradually but obviously deliberately stretched to push one off the couch.
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Jan 3, 2024 18:43
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I woke up early from a nightmare and before I even made it to the top of the stairs she was there, rubbing against my legs and purring.  I am heartless and made everyone wait for their normal breakfast time.
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Tried some of my scrambled eggs - he really liked them. For some reason he doesn't vibe with italian sausage.
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ChickenHeart posted:Your folks are completely fearless for keeping multiple cats in a house with a leather sofa right?? it's somehow the one piece of furniture those cats dont destroy. weird cats.
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 About ready to pounce. I love playing this game with her where I hide just out of view. It really gets her going to play and pounce after me, obviously she loves it too. 
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:
Just practice for the inevitable day she has to take you out for real.
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Sonny was sitting on the chair waiting for me to get home yesterday.
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The Hambulance posted:Sonny was sitting on the chair waiting for me to get home yesterday. 
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Attacked his reflection in the TV. Yes he is an orange cat, thanks for asking.
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that cat isn't even crosseyed, he's just got some bigass pupils there. very handsome too.
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She "cleaned" the counters by knocking things off of them. Cleaning floors is apparently beyond the scope of her practice.
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Mx. posted:right?? it's somehow the one piece of furniture those cats dont destroy. weird cats. My leather recliner is the only unclawed piece of furniture in my home. Some cats hate leather, I guess.
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he likes it if i scratch the back of his ear for him because it's hard for him to reach these days just sits there and wiggles his back leg as though he's the one scratching it
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This absolute goblin managed to out-do himself this week (OK, not technically today, but Tuesday). As I was rummaging in the freezer looking for something unhealthy, he waited until I had opened the lowest freezer drawer and had fished out the ice-cream, and as I stood up to put the tub on the worktop, he jumped into the drawer. As he is a "big lad", his weight made the drawer fall out, which startled him, making him wail and scramble away with all claws out - right onto my foot. As I stood there, whimpering and waiting for the pain to subside, he watched unsympathetically from the kitchen doorway. When I figured that I could use my foot again, I went to put the drawer back in the freezer, didn't realise that I was bleeding everywhere, and slipped over in a small pool of my own blood. As I laid there wondering what the gently caress was going on in my life, he walked over, licked a bit of the blood off the floor, and then sodded off again. One plaster and a bit of floor mopping later, he joined me on the sofa to demand a taste of the ice-cream. He displayed no remorse for his crimes. Yes, he did get a taste of ice-cream. I am a complete pushover. As I write this, with him draped over my lap, he has just shouted himself awake and now needs reassurance cuddles. Cats!!   EDIT: I fail at adding pictures from Imgur. Should work now... Jenova fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jan 5, 2024 |
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One of the kittens* stepped on the stove after I used it to make lunch. He seemed fine after a couple minutes, no visible blisters or anything, so no worries there. Hopefully he learns his lesson and stops jumping on the dang counter! *They’re 8 months old now so they’re looking more like cats than kittens these days. Hell, they’re both larger than the 8 year old cat already.
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Jan 5, 2024 02:27
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gah drat that's a bigass cat Jenova
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Jenova posted:This absolute goblin managed to out-do himself this week (OK, not technically today, but Tuesday). That cat has tasted your blood. Your time is limited.
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runchild posted:One of the kittens* stepped on the stove after I used it to make lunch. He seemed fine after a couple minutes, no visible blisters or anything, so no worries there. Hopefully he learns his lesson and stops jumping on the dang counter! Oh man, they never learn. My big guy decided he would run across the front of the worktop whilst I was using the hob (I turned to reach something on the other counter - didn't even move my feet, just leant to one side). There was a squawk and a thump as he jumped off and ran in circles for a moment. Thank god for him having long thick fur, he was only singed on his side, not burnt. Damp towels were applied until it was evident it was just fur that took the brunt of the flame, but the smell of burned hair hung around for ages. Poor baby. I never use the front burners any more! Glad your kitty was ok! Toxic Mental posted:gah drat that's a bigass cat Jenova Hah, 16lbs at present! He's 2 years old now, so I think he's done growing. He's mostly Maine Coon, but not pedigree. Still heavy enough to knock the air out of me when he decides to use me as a trampoline at 3am. wesleywillis posted:That cat has tasted your blood. It's not even the first time he's done that. He loves to bite my feet, and last year he had a spectacular chomp on me. When I'd detached him from my ankle, he had blood on his mouth and did that "I need to give this a real big sniff" Flehmen face. Was rather expecting him to ask for fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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runchild posted:One of the kittens* stepped on the stove after I used it to make lunch. He seemed fine after a couple minutes, no visible blisters or anything, so no worries there. Hopefully he learns his lesson and stops jumping on the dang counter! I am so grateful that Clarence, at 14 months old, hasn’t realised he can jump on to the counter. He absolutely could, but it so far hasn’t occurred to him. Possibly because Aunty Trundles at 14 years (and formerly very overweight, she’s lost 3kg since I adopted her at 11 years old is now a healthy 5.5kg) is way past that kind of jump. Long may he not realise he can do that. He’s not a ginger boy, but he has a timeshare in the ginger cat brain cell, which is sometimes a curse and most times a very entertaining blessing. E: goddamnit Clarence, don’t eat the hop vine 
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my rear end in a top hat cat jumping on the counter up to 19 years old, stealing all my god drat bread idk if he can still do it at 20 but i try not to tempt him by leaving bread out anymore i did see him do a running leap onto the table when he thought my housemate might let him eat their dinner (he was wrong)
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