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Detheros posted:The Cursed Images Thread: The Cancer is Mandatory, Sorry
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In the Outer Worlds universe people enjoy Cystipig meat since you don't have to slaughter the beast, the tasty meat tumors grow and fall off on they're own!
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Jan 6, 2024 10:29
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In Warframe, there's a giant golden tower near the Earth colony you visit. Turns out the tower is sentient and worshiped by the colony, who consensually harvest the meat from inside its walls (which regenerates) to feed the villagers. That whole game is full of super creative cursed body horror poo poo
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Boaz MacPhereson posted:Something I've wondered, and I hope it's not too personal - if it is please please tell me and I'll edit my post and go away - when you lose that much weight essentially during a long nap, is it noticable when you're walking around for the first time afterwards? For another perspective: At age 28 I lost about 70-lbs in 3-months to look good in my (upcoming) wedding. Towards the end of the weight loss, I did have occasional balance issues when suddenly sitting, standing or bending over. At one point, after retrieving something accidentally thrown into it I jumped up to sit on the corner of a dumpster to get back out of it, and fell over backwards. (Yes such weight loss is dumb & dangerous)
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PainterofCrap posted:For another perspective: At age 28 I lost about 70-lbs in 3-months to look good in my (upcoming) wedding. I'm glad you're not dead, I think some of the symptoms you describe are neurologic deficiencies from malnutrition. 
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Jan 6, 2024 16:42
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Yeah, I've lost 10/lbs month at a time and it turns out that even that is not really healthy.
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TotalLossBrain posted:The cancer is mandatory, sorry The solution is coming up! https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley/status/1743106354879844596
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Jan 6, 2024 18:03
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By popular demand posted:I'm glad you're not dead, I think some of the symptoms you describe are neurologic deficiencies from malnutrition. More likely just still getting used to having a totally different centre of balance and way more power to weight so you overcompensate. I had a bit of that when I lost a bit over 45lbs one summer.
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Jan 6, 2024 18:10
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Nenonen posted:The solution is coming up! gently caress, why didn't anyone think of that before?
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Jan 6, 2024 18:12
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Teratrain posted:In Warframe, there's a giant golden tower near the Earth colony you visit. Turns out the tower is sentient and worshiped by the colony, who consensually harvest the meat from inside its walls (which regenerates) to feed the villagers. Most Orokin tech is spam in a can poo poo, its cursed biotech Guyver poo poo.
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Jan 6, 2024 18:24
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Mmmm. Tower meat
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DreadUnknown posted:Most Orokin tech is spam in a can poo poo, its cursed biotech Guyver poo poo. There's even a quest where you get to enjoy the experience of someone in the process of being tinned!
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Jan 6, 2024 19:15
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Nenonen posted:The solution is coming up! I tried to scroll past the blue checks but they just never stopped
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Jan 6, 2024 19:24
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When I had mono I slept for 20 hours a day, ate nothing but soup (would puke anything else up) and lost 30 pounds in a month. Kept it off all summer, then started college. Instead of the freshman 15, it was the freshman 30 for me. Pretty good diet though, gotta admit.
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Jan 6, 2024 20:00
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i wish to lose 35 pounds and don稚 care if it痴 unhealthy. teach me
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Jan 6, 2024 20:05
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Ok which one of your legs would you say you use the least
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Jan 6, 2024 20:11
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The middle one
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Faustian Bargain posted:i wish to lose 35 pounds and don稚 care if it痴 unhealthy. teach me all you need is some forbidden spaghetti 
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Jan 6, 2024 20:21
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Faustian Bargain posted:i wish to lose 35 pounds and don稚 care if it痴 unhealthy. teach me Cut calories and exercise. My partner lost a pound a week over the course of a year just by gradually cutting calories and walking a lot.
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Jan 6, 2024 21:04
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I once lost 60lbs in 6 months by being too broke to eat much and walking a mile each way to work so try just being poor
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Jan 6, 2024 21:06
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the real tip is to be super fat and lazy to begin with. Then even the slightest change you'll drop like crazy (at least in the beginning). I'm 15 days sober and I've lost about 15 pounds, while eating healthy. No real exercise, yet.   (Machinist & Vice as Cheney) He put himself through some poo poo for most of his films, I'll give him that. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Jan 6, 2024 |
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Jan 6, 2024 21:23
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blight rhino posted:He put himself through some poo poo for most of his films, I'll give him that. For X million a film I would eat actual human poo poo until I was whatever weight they wanted me at.
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Jan 6, 2024 21:46
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happyhippy posted:For X million a film I would eat actual human poo poo until I was whatever weight they wanted me at. Nobody's gonna take your money, stop asking
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Jan 6, 2024 21:47
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Just go on the machinist diet. One can of tuna, one apple, and all the black coffee you can drink.
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https://i.imgur.com/5rEALRD.mp4
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Annihilation sequel looking good.
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blight rhino posted:
Oh man, I remember the early days of sobriety. It's like a weight loss cheat code. (Congrats, btw.)
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My hot tip is working a physically demanding job so you can eat basically whatever and not gain weight. Make sure you save up money for the piles of medical bills you値l probably accrue later!
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blight rhino posted:the real tip is to be super fat and lazy to begin with. Aren't huge fluctuations in weight really hard on your liver and heart? I know he had a team of people and doctors working with him for these roles...but still. I think I'm happy to just be a normal guy who's not a movie star. Kit Walker posted:My hot tip is working a physically demanding job so you can eat basically whatever and not gain weight. Make sure you save up money for the piles of medical bills you値l probably accrue later! My secret is I just get really sick if I eat a lot at one time, but I'm always hungry so I just graze all day and eat small meals and can never get full without feeling like poo poo. And the emotional workout is when people take offense to me not eating as much as them and interpret that as a comment on their weight :/ Cosmik Debris fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Jan 7, 2024 |
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Jan 7, 2024 03:21
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Azhais posted:Just go on the machinist diet. One can of tuna, one apple, and all the black coffee you can drink. If you池e feeling afraid of everything suddenly and your stomach hates you, you池e closing in on the proper amount of coffee!
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Kit Walker posted:My hot tip is working a physically demanding job so you can eat basically whatever and not gain weight. Make sure you save up money for the piles of medical bills you値l probably accrue later!
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Crescent Wrench posted:Oh man, I remember the early days of sobriety. It's like a weight loss cheat code. (Congrats, btw.)
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Slugworth posted:I've switched from beer to eggnog for the winter. Time to get thicc. This last Thanksgiving I made George Washington's Eggnog from the Tasting History channel. It was indeed delicious but holy poo poo is it strong, and after about a week in the fridge you can barely taste the alcohol. I'd have a little cup of it after dinner, feel fine, still wake up hungover  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bsHOxQtBW4
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Takes No Damage posted:This last Thanksgiving I made George Washington's Eggnog from the Tasting History channel. It was indeed delicious but holy poo poo is it strong, and after about a week in the fridge you can barely taste the alcohol. I'd have a little cup of it after dinner, feel fine, still wake up hungover Suspect username/post combo
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pls tag your gore (pomegranates)
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Laserjet 4P posted:pls tag your gore (pomegranates) Pawmegranates.
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cooperation
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insomnia is cheaper than cooperation
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Slugworth posted:I've switched from beer to eggnog for the winter. Time to get thicc. I still have two litres of nog in the fridge. I have no idea what to do with it now. I may try freezing it.
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Get a bicycle. A cheap one off the Internet or the dump. As soon as you can do a reasonable amount of distance and hills compared to when you started (<= 6 months), get a nice one. You won't want to not use it, at least in my experience.
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