(Thread IKs:
weg, Toxic Mental)
|
Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This is the man who razed his balls to death He had two guns pointing directly to his junk. It was foretold.
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 00:50
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 23, 2024 22:32 |
|
|
Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This is the man who razed his balls to death It's such a homey, nice setting...... and then Tazer Ball Patriot Guy
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 00:51
|
|
|
Sorry kids, we can’t have a full sized Christmas tree this year because grandpa spent all his money on ammo and assault rifles
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 00:54
|
|
|
Hazo posted:Sorry kids, we can’t have a full sized Christmas tree this year because grandpa spent all his money on ammo and assault rifles He should have just used his guns as the tree.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 00:56
|
|
|
Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This is the man who razed his balls to death perfect encapsulation of the republican party, really
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 00:56
|
|
|
Dapper_Swindler posted:hasnt he had the corvette for ages. bidens is car guy and i think has a couple. The Onion confirmed that Uncle Joe had a Trans Am. .jpg)
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 00:57
|
|
|
Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This is the man who tazed his balls to death That is a weird loving tree.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 00:57
|
|
|
For me, a funny part is how he is positioninghimself as a greatnegotiator, "the art of the deal", that he is smart and wiley and earned everything he has through his business powers. And he clearlybeleives it of himself too. Where in reality he is a less inteligent than average failson, who has had a silver spoonin his mouthsince birth,who has had his success handed to hom by his millionaire das, and who chucks a tantrum every time he is told no.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:00
|
|
|
The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1743735811055427681 its because he is a moron who thinks hard power is the only power that exists, like yeah your need soft and hard power to get anywhere but soft power often goes further and doesnt end with you dead in a ditch or worse.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:01
|
|
|
Shwqa posted:Instead of Guy Fawkes Day, we got tazed ball day "It's Tazed Balls night; Pistols at dawn," just doesn't have that ring to it.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:02
|
|
|
Shwqa posted:Instead of Guy Fawkes Day, we got tazed ball day
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:02
|
|
|
https://www.theonion.com/biden-to-honor-fallen-soldiers-by-jumping-motorcycle-ov-1819573506Diamond Joe posted:"There's no better way to pay homage to our fallen brothers than by letting it rip, hitting that ramp at full loving blast, and flying through the sky high above the Vietnam Memorial," said Biden, noting that he also plans to execute a midair salute by placing his fingers around his mouth in a V shape and rapidly flicking his tongue. 
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:02
|
|
|
The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1743735811055427681 Isn't this the plot from the end of Highlander to the masterpiece that was Highlander 2?
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:03
|
|
|
I truly miss the Onion's Diamond Joe. 
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:03
|
|
|
As a first page J6 survivor I want to thank the people that sent kind wishes and support while we were locked away. I've been released now and want to share my story with the world. Time inside changes you and really makes you think. You meet people, get exposed to new ideas, and work with others to bear the burden of the truth. The universe is controlled by a reptaloid artificial intelligence from the future feeding on endless  's. It all makes sense.I'll be announcing my run for the Senate in the next few days. I just have to find a grifter consultant who can tell me exactly how to do that. Please consider donating to help me bring truth and justice to the swamp.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:05
|
|
|
Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This is the man who tazed his balls to death The American right wing all summed up in one photo. Just the shittiest throw-away Christmas stuff from Wal-Mart around the house to supposedly pay tribute to the birth of the son of God. The two handguns tucked in his pants pointing straight at his dick and balls and about to go off if his gut oozes over just a little bit more (big chance those are chambered). And the two assault rifles he thinks he'll need fighting Big Gubbamint when he'd probably just get greased by drone strike in a nanosecond if poo poo did get real. Not pictured: his kids who hate him and the Trump effigy gently caress doll.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:05
|
|
|
Sedgr posted:The universe is controlled by a reptaloid artificial intelligence from the future feeding on endless So, larger than a breadbox? Quantum? Are we talking computer with scaly exoskeleton and scutes and retractable peripherals or trex brought back to life with a computer doing the piloting from an implant in the softball-sized brain? I have questions.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:11
|
|
|
Actually I think ankylosaurus would be better suited for that.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:12
|
|
|
 Posting in a new thread
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:19
|
|
|
Freed from being a political prisoner, LIKE NEVER BEFORE, for 6 whole hours
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:20
|
|
|
Hollismason posted:That is a weird loving tree. watered with the unvaxed blood of patriots
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:23
|
|
|
Tactical-tree Half the size, useless, and 3 times the cost of a better tree. But you'll own the libs by buying it!
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:25
|
|
|
pro starcraft loser posted:Tactical-tree There was also the visibly identical TACTICAL PATRIOT POWER one, which had 8000 battery power units, didn't have the compass or solar panel, and was $59.99 (marked down from $64.99).
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:28
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1743690382100013551 They do love to re write history.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:32
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/American_Bridge/status/1743738559624872215 https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1743791156989919690   
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:32
|
|
|
pro starcraft loser posted:He had two guns pointing directly to his junk. And all of the little ball ornaments on the christmas tree? And the two little christmas trees on the table literally made of balls??? It was meant to be
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:34
|
|
|
It’s tmurpin’ time
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:36
|
|
|
"We have to get over the fact that kids are routinely being shot in schools, but we should never forget the RIGGED AND STOLLEN ELECTION" https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1743404326658437557
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:37
|
|
|
Shwqa posted:Instead of Guy Fawkes Day, we got tazed ball day Penny for the balls, guvnuh?
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:37
|
|
|
A day that will live in ball-tazing infamy!
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:38
|
|
|
Buying things labeled "Patriot" let me know I'm buying the right thing. The extra cost is an insurance of sorts for that.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:39
|
|
|
Babbit’s family is suing the US for $30mil over her death
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:47
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:48
|
|
|
What if I don't want my q-anussy filled with presidential cummies, what should i do then
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:50
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1743707502607307125 Donald Trump didn’t sign loyalty oath for Illinois ballot that pledges not to ‘advocate the overthrow of the government’ In 2016 and 2020, before the Jan. 6 insurrection, Trump did sign. President Joe Biden, who signed it, questioned why Trump “can’t bring himself to sign a piece of paper saying he won’t attempt a coup to overthrow our government.” https://chicago.suntimes.com/2024/1...arthy-red-scare President Joe Biden’s campaign condemned former President Donald Trump Saturday for sidestepping a decades-old, Illinois ballot-access tradition in which candidates pledge not to “advocate the overthrow of the government.” Biden’s statement came in response to a WBEZ/Chicago Sun-Times report published earlier Saturday that Trump didn’t sign the voluntary loyalty oath as part of his package of ballot-access paperwork submitted Thursday to the Illinois State Board of Elections. “For the entirety of our nation’s history, presidents have put their hand on the Bible and sworn to protect and uphold the Constitution of the United States — and Donald Trump can’t bring himself to sign a piece of paper saying he won’t attempt a coup to overthrow our government,” Biden campaign spokesman Michael Tyler said. “We know he’s deadly serious because three years ago today he tried and failed to do exactly that. “This is the same man who thinks American troops who died protecting the ideals outlined in the Constitution are suckers and losers — yet calls the convicted felons who violently assaulted and killed police officers on January 6th ‘hostages,’ ” Tyler said. “He can’t fathom putting anything — our country, our principles or the well-being and safety of the American people — above his own quest for retribution and power.”
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:51
|
|
|
What's latin for "hosed around and found out"? It would probably sound pretty good in lawyer jargon.  e: google translate says it's: eruditionis circuitu et adinvenit dee eight fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Jan 7, 2024 |
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:51
|
|
|
This is violence.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:51
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:54
|
|
|
"Presidential cummies" is a turn of phrase I never thought I'd read. Surely 2024 can only go downhill from here.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 01:55
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 23, 2024 22:32 |
|
|
teen witch posted:Happy White Juneteenth to you and yours Oh my God.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2024 02:00
|
|