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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Drone_Fragger posted:

Is trump in jail yet. When do we find out when hes going to jail. How long will he be in jail for.

He's in the jail of his failing body, and he'll stay there until he's dead

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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad




Yeah it was something he shared and bonded with his father over.

kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009






lol trump

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Escape From Noise posted:

Remember when FRANK was gonna be a social media website or something? Basically X before X.


Logging on to check out Frank’s peach dot com

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Trump will rise again.

From the toilet.

As soon as his fish delight induced diarrhea stops.

To go get some more fish delights.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

“She was very passionate about the border” = She was very good at receiving propaganda lol

Also Trump’s mugshot face is the same one my toddler makes when she’s going from obstinate anger to meltdown crying

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Yeah conservatives always seem to want to look really tough and strong, but like it either comes off as cranky or like they just shat themselves.

Tuckers of course is famous for his, "I'm having real problems understanding this simple sentence someone said to me and I really hope no one notices" look, which I have no idea what he's even trying to pull off with that one, when you would assume he would want to go for something that doesn't make him look like the idiot he is.

It was nice he managed to make himself irrelevant so quickly. Very kind of him.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Tucker's fart face is clearly meant to imply "I cannot process this liberal bullshit I'm hearing and you shouldn't bother trying either." It gives his target audience permission to stop thinking and just accept whatever propaganda he's peddling. It's not gonna work on anyone who wants to have a critical thought, but they love that poo poo.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

"Passionate about the border" sure is one way to say "Incredibly racist".

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Hey I go to bed super early and get up super early and I still missed it....can I get a sixer please?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Cannot believe we're sending our favorite president for jail just for making a series of perfect phone calls! Each call more perfect than the last!

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009


The US should pay them 30 million confederate dollars.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

loving Moron posted:

The US should pay them 30 million confederate dollars.

Iraqi dinar. :colbert:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Escape From Noise posted:

Cannot believe we're sending our favorite president for jail just for making a series of perfect phone calls! Each call more perfect than the last!

It's just a simple extension of Descartes third meditation applied to Trump. The idea of a Trumps perfect more perfect than already perfect phone call necessitates that idea that the ultimate most perfect phone call most be coming from a someone and a someplace, that somewhere and someplace being applied to Trumps most perfect of perfect phone calls, must logically be trump in jail calling his lawyer. In short his perfection of phone calling did it to himself!

All simple Cartesian dualistic reasoning. :colbert:

Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug

acejackson42 posted:

Never commit a federal crime, folks, because if the FBI wants to find you, they will loving find you.

Unless you're the DC pipe bomber. Then, for some reason, they only have one video of you, and cannot find you at all.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Bison dollars.

:bisonyes:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

deoju posted:

Bison dollars.

:bisonyes:

Missed opportunity to call them Bison Bucks.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Meatball posted:

Unless you're the DC pipe bomber. Then, for some reason, they only have one video of you, and cannot find you at all.

MTG had the rest deleted

EDIT: I just thought of something; I bet there'll be another story breaking sometime this year revealing the massive coverup that's been undertaken since Jan 6th happened and all the assholes involved

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Jan 7, 2024

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Big Facebook boomer energy



I've absolutely no idea what that quote is supposed to mean

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

ManBoyChef posted:

Hey I go to bed super early and get up super early and I still missed it....can I get a sixer please?

No.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Apparently Lauren Boebert decided she hasn't been acting trashy enough lately and punched her ex husband in the nose in a Colorado restaurant. Then she called the cops on him.

BigBallChunkyTime fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Jan 7, 2024

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


cr0y posted:

Big Facebook boomer energy



I've absolutely no idea what that quote is supposed to mean

She was less forged in fire and more yeeted by (gun) fire.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Apparently Lauren Boebert decided she hasn't been acting trashy enough lately and punched her ex husband in the nose in a Colorado restaurant. Then she called the cops on him.

:lmao: gently caress yeah

Edit: a January 6 miracle if true

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Jan 7, 2024

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Jean-Paul Shartre posted:

She was less forged in fire and more yeeted by (gun) fire.

I love this.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Apparently Lauren Boebert decided she hasn't been acting trashy enough lately and punched her ex husband in the nose in a Colorado restaurant. Then she called the cops on him.

yessss hahahah yes

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

cr0y posted:

Big Facebook boomer energy



I've absolutely no idea what that quote is supposed to mean

Officer Byrd lit the fire of his gun forging a bullet into her neck

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

cr0y posted:

Big Facebook boomer energy



I've absolutely no idea what that quote is supposed to mean

Donald Trump is asking you to set patriots on fire.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

cr0y posted:

Big Facebook boomer energy



I've absolutely no idea what that quote is supposed to mean

RIP Ashlii definitely not burning in hell

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
"let's go brandon" means "gently caress joe biden"

this cake is the equivalent of saying "atm machine" or "pin number"

15 years from now some guy will be looking through his old photos and wonder why grandpa had a cake made encouraging a guy named brandon to gently caress a guy named joe at gun point

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Durf posted:

Seems like a straight shooter worth rallying behind

https://twitter.com/balleralert/status/1347140508141965312

too bad she died surrounded by a bunch of cosplayers screaming MEDIC as she bled out

loving hell this is painful to watch. My dog got up and walked into another room. Someone else said this once in a previous version of this thread, that the only thing regrettable about the Ashli Babbit saga is they should have charged her family for the bullet they wasted.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

010724_4 posted:

ahhhh, finally gently falling to sleep....

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

where was this guy on 1/6/2021

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Armitage posted:

where was this guy on 1/6/2021

that was their account name

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Apparently Lauren Boebert decided she hasn't been acting trashy enough lately and punched her ex husband in the nose in a Colorado restaurant. Then she called the cops on him.

:fork: She’s done. She’s not winning the primary for CO-4 when they could pick literally anyone else and get the exact same votes without the drama/embarrassment. Also, they can pick someone who actually lives in CO-4 and isn’t nakedly carpetbagging from CO-3.

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost

cr0y posted:

Big Facebook boomer energy



I've absolutely no idea what that quote is supposed to mean

"I stormed the capital, and now I have a blow-hole just like some crazy racist dolphin"

Mogatrat
Feb 13, 2012

Your flesh is an insult to the perfection of the digital.

cr0y posted:

Big Facebook boomer energy



I've absolutely no idea what that quote is supposed to mean

commemorating someone by making them look like a grinning demon against the fires of hell

this is like when conservatives kept comparing obama to santa claus as an own but in reverse

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Mogatrat posted:

commemorating someone by making them look like a grinning demon against the fires of hell

this is like when conservatives kept comparing obama to santa claus as an own but in reverse

But Laura Ingraham told me Santa Is White, Get Over It !

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The USAF will absolutely take the most mentally unstable candidates.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Chairforce is easier to supervise with middle management

instead of gomer pyles fragging you in the field

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BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
I love that their great martyr is named Babbitt. It’s just a silly name.

Her death was the moment where the chuds could’ve escalated into a truly murderous rampage but true to form they (thankfully) blinked and settled for galvanising about once the Congress people were safely removed.

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