LifeSunDeath posted:

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Grey Cat posted:

Can someone just convince Trump to eat way more fast food already? It's the only sure-fire way to get his heart to pop.

Teach him about the buttery jack or some poo poo.

Coolguye posted:

legit, he's said one of the primary reasons why he pigs out on mcdonald's is that he's a germophobe.

for all their faults mcdonald's does have an impeccable health record

kazil posted:

it's because everything is overcooked so much that bacteria can't possibly survive

Failed Imagineer posted:

Abe got touched by some dude wielding a gun he made in Minecraft, for promoting a cult/MLM. One of the funniest assassinations

kazil posted:

it's because everything is overcooked so much that bacteria can't possibly survive

Coolguye posted:

and what isn't overcooked is so barely identifiable as food that bacteria isn't interested in it in the first place

Failed Imagineer posted:

Lol everytime you remember that Trump got an award for paying back a loan

Coolguye posted:

in general, the election would be kicked back to the states to resolve whatever issues Congress had with it, with a temporary executive sorted out in the meantime; possibly just the previous president in an even more lame-duck scenario than he was already in.

the house decision happens if there is a certified election wherein nobody wins a majority/nobody gets to 270. simply refusing to certify the election and going thanos "i'll just do it myself" is textbook subversion of the will of the people.

Coolguye posted:

legit, he's said one of the primary reasons why he pigs out on mcdonald's is that he's a germophobe.

for all their faults mcdonald's does have an impeccable health record

bird food bathtub posted:

Well, yeah, that's exactly how autocrats work. Kick up a bunch of poo poo, muddy everything, lie all the way, break the system then say "Oh look it's broken. Well I guess I'll just do it myself. I humbly accept being given these powers in this time of crisis (that I manufactured)."

Coolguye posted:

legit, he's said one of the primary reasons why he pigs out on mcdonald's is that he's a germophobe.

for all their faults mcdonald's does have an impeccable health record

Failed Imagineer posted:

Abe got touched by some dude wielding a gun he made in Minecraft, for promoting a cult/MLM. One of the funniest assassinations

Sydney Bottocks posted:

More specifically, it was the Unification Church (aka the Moonies) that Abe was affiliated with. The assassin's mother had quite literally squandered the sizable inheritance that his father had left them, by donating all their money to the church and leaving them impoverished, and he eventually decided to get revenge on them. I think he originally wanted to go after the head of the Moonies, but discovered that they were too well-protected, so he chose Abe since he was a high-profile politician that had ties to the church (and as it turned out, wasn't protected anywhere near as well as the church's leader).

kazil posted:

it's because everything is overcooked so much that bacteria can't possibly survive

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

There was a Wendy’s chicken nugget dropped in the parking lot at an apartment complex I used to live at that sat there untouched for over a month. Nothing would eat it, not raccoons, not stray dogs, not even ants or flies or bacteria or anything else.

It really made me think about what’s in fast food and what kind of stuff is done to it, like irradiation.

Grey Cat posted:

Can someone just convince Trump to eat way more fast food already? It's the only sure-fire way to get his heart to pop.

Teach him about the buttery jack or some poo poo.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

There was a Wendy’s chicken nugget dropped in the parking lot at an apartment complex I used to live at that sat there untouched for over a month. Nothing would eat it, not raccoons, not stray dogs, not even ants or flies or bacteria or anything else.

It really made me think about what’s in fast food and what kind of stuff is done to it, like irradiation.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

There was a Wendy’s chicken nugget dropped in the parking lot at an apartment complex I used to live at that sat there untouched for over a month. Nothing would eat it, not raccoons, not stray dogs, not even ants or flies or bacteria or anything else.

It really made me think about what’s in fast food and what kind of stuff is done to it, like irradiation.

Vampire Panties posted:

my chud brother insists that jack in the box monster tacos are good for three days unrefrigerated because they're made from monster

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

There was a Wendy’s chicken nugget dropped in the parking lot at an apartment complex I used to live at that sat there untouched for over a month. Nothing would eat it, not raccoons, not stray dogs, not even ants or flies or bacteria or anything else.

It really made me think about what’s in fast food and what kind of stuff is done to it, like irradiation.

mystes posted:

I don't think anything special is being "done to it" actually

Grey Cat posted:

Can someone just convince Trump to eat way more fast food already? It's the only sure-fire way to get his heart to pop.

Teach him about the buttery jack or some poo poo.

kazil posted:

it's because everything is overcooked so much that bacteria can't possibly survive

Coolguye posted:

in general, the election would be kicked back to the states to resolve whatever issues Congress had with it, with a temporary executive sorted out in the meantime; possibly just the previous president in an even more lame-duck scenario than he was already in.

the house decision happens if there is a certified election wherein nobody wins a majority/nobody gets to 270. simply refusing to certify the election and going thanos "i'll just do it myself" is textbook subversion of the will of the people.

Nessus posted:

The problem I think with a lot of doom scenarios is that most of the people in charge of the military are not interested in seeing procedural tricks happen to hand Trump the election if he loses by like twelve million votes and 69 EVs to Biden. And despite the stern, certain knowledge that Tuberville would definitely succeed in leaving a power vacuum open for "TRUMP" to fill, he didn't and the officers are now presumably all or mostly normals, appointed by Biden.

Is Mark Milley still in the military hierarchy somewhere or did he get farmed out to Book Writing Town?

Nessus posted:

also, irradiating food does not make the food radioactive in any kind of meaningful way and is an excellent way to make thing shelf-stable, it is just disfavored because radiation! I doubt any of the big fast food places sell irradiated food items anyway.

Buce posted:

irradiated meat is great for raw meat dishes, too. less to worry about.

Data Graham posted:

Is it just me or does $370 million not even sound like very much? Maybe it's because of Alex Jones and Fox News getting slapped with billion-dollar judgments and not even blinking.

He's calling it a "fine" and a "charge" lmao. Like whoopsy poopsy, sorry officer I'll drive my company a little slower in school zones from now on

Data Graham posted:

Is it just me or does $370 million not even sound like very much? Maybe it's because of Alex Jones and Fox News getting slapped with billion-dollar judgments and not even blinking.

He's calling it a "fine" and a "charge" lmao. Like whoopsy poopsy, sorry officer I'll drive my company a little slower in school zones from now on

Coolguye posted:

yeah the joint chiefs hated his rear end when he was president and i can't see any reason to think they like him any more now that his cronies spent an entire year making their lives harder and military life shittier for exactly no reason whatsoever.

Data Graham posted:

Is it just me or does $370 million not even sound like very much? Maybe it's because of Alex Jones and Fox News getting slapped with billion-dollar judgments and not even blinking.

He's calling it a "fine" and a "charge" lmao. Like whoopsy poopsy, sorry officer I'll drive my company a little slower in school zones from now on

Nessus posted:

also, irradiating food does not make the food radioactive in any kind of meaningful way and is an excellent way to make thing shelf-stable, it is just disfavored because radiation! I doubt any of the big fast food places sell irradiated food items anyway.

Grey Cat posted:

What's on the lol docket this week?
Wasn't there an SC ruling coming up? What else? It's hard to keep track.