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dr_rat posted:When the news story comes out that it turns out nate is the ted bundy* of cats, I will not even pretend to be surprised. He literally can’t stop making Nathenface. Stop it. Stop making Nathenface.
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I think GarfieldEATS is a pretty cool guy. Eh jerks off to cat porn and doesn’t afraid of anything
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Big City Drinkin posted:I think GarfieldEATS is a pretty cool guy. Eh jerks off to cat porn and doesn’t afraid of anything I’m sorry, Nathen is celibate. You must have him confused with some other GarfieldEATS
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Nathen already solved the Israel/Palestine conflict. https://youtu.be/yutQiCSUNOQ?si=vxGgUgzsV4L0yHi7
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UwUnabomber posted:Nathen already solved the Israel/Palestine conflict. I couldn't last 30 seconds. Uh GEEZZ!
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Yeah I have for years refused to even attempt to watch that
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Lol at the buildup of silent people doing regular shopping things for the intro/credits only to be interrupted by Nathen loudly exclaiming 'yeah, it's great, but it's PACKED WITH JEWS' out of the blue
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Jan 8, 2024 14:34
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Jan 8, 2024 21:09
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Time to send Nermal to New Mexico
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Turns out Nathen was just lying about the restaurant not being accessible to impress us. https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1744446975708123376
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Dick Bastardly posted:lol what in the It's called branding, buddy
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Dick Bastardly posted:lol what in the GarfieldEATS has a lot in common with Oppenheimer. They both feature giant bombs and entirely too much talking
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Dick Bastardly posted:lol what in the Nate want's Garfield to build him a nuclear weapon obviously. If Garfield wasn't so notoriously lazy, not a nuclear physicists, and fictional, this would be a worry.
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Frank Frank posted:GarfieldEATS has a lot in common with Oppenheimer. They both feature giant bombs and entirely too much talking DoombatINC posted:and they each lasted about three hours lol.
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Frank Frank posted:GarfieldEATS has a lot in common with Oppenheimer. They both feature giant bombs and entirely too much talking DoombatINC posted:and they each lasted about three hours God I want these combined to be the thread title but I'm not sure I can fit it
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Seth Pecksniff posted:God I want these combined to be the thread title but I'm not sure I can fit it How much space does a title get? GarfieldEATS: it's like Oppenheimer, giant bombs & too much talking, lasted about 3 hours
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GarfieldEATS: Like Oppenheimer, Too Much Talking, A Giant Bomb & A 3-Hr Span
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1744770637430759776?s=20 Since when did GarfieldEats ever serve old fashioneds??? Also who the gently caress is adding that much water to a fuckin old fashioned?
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Nathen just googled "orange recipes" and put them in a word doc
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Linoleum Mushroom posted:I'm also concerned about the sugar cube/bitters combo turning into 1 fl oz of piss. Jesus turned water to wine, Nathfield changes cocktails to piss.
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lol he found a random recipe GIF for a watered-down mixed drink (utterly unrelated to his failed restaurant) and included it in his tweet because It’s Orange What a buffoon
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he keeps saying real recipe in a raw file are you paying $50 for a .txt file of a lasagna recipe? not even a .doc with some fonts and style formatting?
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Blue Moonlight posted:Jesus turned water to wine, Nathfield changes cocktails to piss. That’s not special at all, I’m p. sure [burrrp] everyone can do that
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MrQwerty posted:he keeps saying real recipe in a raw file I think he mentioned Word in the first announcement, that’s his definition of “raw” (as opposed to PDF I guess?)
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What the hell is that amount of water? In any Old Fashioned I've seen you add none at all, or maybe like a teaspoon.
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MrQwerty posted:he keeps saying real recipe in a raw file
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Knormal posted:.RAW like the expensive digital cameras use, it'll be a 200MB uncompressed picture of text. 7GB of photographs of his illegible handwriting. You can just barely make out the word "Garfaccino"
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1744082597100093633?t=4GW2zuaLz10Hzu7s_xPsww&s=19 This dude's failson narcissism vibes me constantly like Elliot Rodger.
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1744770637430759776?s=20 "Put water in my old fashioned" - no one ever Also GarfieldEATS did not serve alcohol so I have no idea why he's linking this.
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Frank Frank posted:"Put water in my old fashioned" smdh you don't even appreciate a free recipe
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Maybe the old fashioned is what the GarfEats staff had to serve to Nathen on his visits to keep him off their backs
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