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*MOLE, having just given up on his spring cleaning in favor of indulging his wanderlust, meanders through the pastoral countryside until he comes upon a winding river. From the seat of a small scow moored in a backwater under a ramshackle cottage, a vole opens his mouth to shout* RATTY: hey man, you holdin
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:47 |
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is Holden Caulfield at this party
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# ? Jan 11, 2024 17:06 |
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*TOAD, MOEL, BADGER AND RAT are sneaking through the ancient Roman tunnels beneath toad hall in an attempt to retake the manor from the good-for-nothing weasels* BAGDER: lol oh man i shouldntve taken those edibles when i did TOAD: yea shut up youve said that a hundred times dumbass, were all toasted
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# ? Jan 11, 2024 17:11 |
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Suddenly a fat man on a riding lawnmower runs over all the little creatures, hella harshing their mellows brahhhh
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# ? Jan 11, 2024 17:13 |
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*TOAD sees a guy walking by taking a huge hit from a vape pen, his eyes grow wide and his hands begin to fidget nervously as he runs home to throw out his custom made dab rig*
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# ? Jan 11, 2024 17:22 |
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free hubcaps posted:*TOAD sees a guy walking by taking a huge hit from a vape pen, his eyes grow wide and his hands begin to fidget nervously as he runs home to throw out his custom made dab rig* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3XDYK7bqWM
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# ? Jan 11, 2024 17:28 |
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Smugworth posted:is Holden Caulfield at this party Holden Caulfield is a WHINY LITTLE BITCH!!!
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 17:49 |
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420 in the willows
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 18:22 |
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hey man whats good
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 18:37 |
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buying ten miligrams of flower because im a frog not a human im much smaller and this is gonna take a long time to work through if im gonna be honest i got a job and my girl doesn't like it when i smoke too much
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 18:41 |
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"EULALI-oh poo poo wrong party, sorry guys"
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 18:41 |
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u ever gorge itself on high calorie density foods to build up a layer of excess fat then dig a deep burrow which u pack with leaves and other insulating detritus so u can hibernate through the harsh winter and wait for a bountiful and beautiful spring to burst forth….. on weeeed?
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 19:36 |
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Toad your car is so loving stupid. I loving hate you so much stop driving it.
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 20:03 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:"EULALI-oh poo poo wrong party, sorry guys" I would read the poo poo out of Weed Redwall, and I say that having read and enjoyed like half the books in that series
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 20:09 |
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all redwall is weed redwall, there's a reason they spend so long talking about food
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 20:10 |
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I. M. Gei posted:I would read the poo poo out of Weed Redwall, and I say that having read and enjoyed like half the books in that series I'd also read space redwall, or weed redwall in space.
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 21:32 |
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badger we gotta have a talk. when you break out the k2 things get weird, you gotta stop, it scares me man its not natural
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 21:49 |
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you think if i threw up some 400 page manuscript of weed redwall and offered it out to publishers theyd give me an advance so i could get some weed
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 05:37 |
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i must say i do believe i would smoke weed eith a frog yes sir
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 06:09 |
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Hurr burr oimb stoned wot
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 06:14 |
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cumpantry posted:you think if i threw up some 400 page manuscript of weed redwall and offered it out to publishers theyd give me an advance so i could get some weed only if you call it greenwall
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 06:39 |
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cumpantry posted:you think if i threw up some 400 page manuscript of weed redwall and offered it out to publishers theyd give me an advance so i could get some weed hell yeah
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 07:15 |
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TrashMammal posted:only if you call it greenwall Weedwall
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 07:15 |
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I. M. Gei posted:Weedwall
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 07:19 |
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I'd reread redwall but they're all pretty much the same
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 08:36 |
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Poop Poop (this thread )
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 12:24 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:47 |
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I was given the unabridged Wind in the Willows for my 5th birthday and was expected to read it quickly, so I did. A book written in 1908 is a loving tedious chore to give to a five year old, jesus christ.
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