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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Assed chaps probably do exist, but it's a very specific fetish.

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I know chapped asses do

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Mister Speaker posted:

Assed chaps probably do exist, but it's a very specific fetish.

THESE ARE NOT MADE
THEY SHOULD NEVER BE MADE
WE WILL NOT MAKE THEM
WE WILL NOT HELP MAKE THEM

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
I have a strictly chapless rear end

Triarii
Jun 14, 2003

Are assed chaps not like pitted cherries, ie they've had their asses removed?

Assless chaps presumably being grown from cultivars that naturally do not contain asses

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

quote:

Time to go arse-less chaps and give Jerry a good what for.... Tally Ho

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Hyperlynx posted:

Assful chaps

Only when I'm in them.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Ror posted:

THESE ARE NOT MADE
THEY SHOULD NEVER BE MADE
WE WILL NOT MAKE THEM
WE WILL NOT HELP MAKE THEM

lol

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Triarii posted:

they've had their asses removed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmOw-jplSMk

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Aren't all chaps assless?

I actually googled it, it turns out that there's a whole lot of different kinds of chaps but they're all assless

The names of some of the varieties are a bit unfortunate

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
these are my show chaps

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."
That's a terrible way to introduce people.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I actually googled it, it turns out that there's a whole lot of different kinds of chaps but they're all assless

The names of some of the varieties are a bit unfortunate



That list sucks. Its missing the best. Woolie Chinks

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I actually googled it, it turns out that there's a whole lot of different kinds of chaps but they're all assless

The names of some of the varieties are a bit unfortunate



Jeb Bush: "Please Chap"

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Hm. That schooling chap looks a lot like a lady.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Although Aerosmith made a hit song about a guy resembling a girl, nowadays you really shouldn't assume someone's gender. :colbert:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Although Aerosmith made a hit song about a guy resembling a girl, nowadays you really shouldn't assume someone's gender. :colbert:

the gender of liquor store ladder person is indeterminate from our perspective

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I'm pretty sure they identify as sore though...

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Aren't all chaps assless?

Speak for yourself, old chap!

:wotwot:
:tutbutt:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Lol

Rubberduke
Nov 24, 2015
Chaps Assless would be a top tier username

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Although Aerosmith made a hit song about a guy resembling a girl, nowadays you really shouldn't assume someone's gender. :colbert:

Tbf Steven Tyler does sort of look like an old lady nowadays

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
For sale: assless chaps, assed

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Aren't asses chaps simply pants?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Aren't asses chaps simply pants?

No because they don't go down to the ankles in the back. Only the front. Hence Beer_suitcase calling them "long front shorts"

https://i.imgur.com/IeQFiXu.mp4

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Hyperlynx posted:

Speaking of bad ladders:

The last few seconds of looking forlornly at the part where it was supposed to be secured loving slays me

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Roundup Ready posted:

Most of what I do is corporate video on site. When we're in the actual studios it's never an issue, but in a building with a bunch of people "working" there's only so much you can do. We'll set PAs to try to keep an eye on things, but in bigger spots there's a ton of areas to keep an eye on. Even had higher ups tell us we can't do pipe and drape in certain areas, not even rope it off. Annoying, but not really my problem.

Edit for bold. There's like half dozen of these in the same building, and it's the CEO of your company talking with a few hundred in the audience. Walk the extra hundred feet to another one.

I work in video production and work in an office like the ones you are describing. Its insanely annoying when half my floor is cordoned off for some blow hard and you can't use simple amenities. I side with the guy who made his lunch, purely cause its so annoying when any of my C suite people just disrupt everyones work ESPECIALLY when they are forcing everyone back to the office.

I also hate working in other peoples offices and shushing them so we can record audio. Its a bad idea all around!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Yeah once that goon said “your CEO is talking” I was like nah gently caress that let’s eat

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Scratch Monkey posted:

No because they don't go down to the ankles in the back. Only the front. Hence Beer_suitcase calling them "long front shorts"


That depends entirely on the style. Lots of them wrap around and are essentially tear away pants with no rear end. Or crotch.

Or apparently half chaps!

achewood was right

iwentdoodie has a new favorite as of 15:57 on Jan 12, 2024

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I actually googled it, it turns out that there's a whole lot of different kinds of chaps but they're all assless

The names of some of the varieties are a bit unfortunate


It's a loving travesty that Glenn Hughes from Village People isn't in that image. :mad:

Atticus_1354 posted:

That list sucks. Its missing the best. Woolie Chinks
You can't say the best and not include this:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

It's a loving travesty that Glenn Hughes from Village People isn't in that image. :mad:

You can't say the best and not include this:



Believe it or not Hughes was supposedly not gay

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Scratch Monkey posted:

Believe it or not Hughes was supposedly not gay
I've heard that, though some question whether he just didn't wanna be outed publicly since he supposedly frequented the club where he first saw the leatherman outfit - but he was still loving fabulous!

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Scratch Monkey posted:

Believe it or not Hughes was supposedly not gay

I mean, sure. What's gay about leather and chains?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

E:
Massively wrong thread

FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 17:24 on Jan 12, 2024

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



More like SchadenfreudianSlippers

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
nobody gets hurt, but figured this would be good here:

https://i.imgur.com/ZuqnGwA.mp4

technicals in a snowball fight

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/5WXpFjS.mp4

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
^^^ weirdest choice of audio

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Mauser posted:

^^^ weirdest choice of audio

lol thank you, I turned sound on to see if there was anything more to it than a not-locked-down vice and a girl who isn't pushing down on the blade enough to get traction (or maybe a stripped hacksaw blade)

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Cyrano4747 posted:

lol thank you, I turned sound on to see if there was anything more to it than a not-locked-down vice and a girl who isn't pushing down on the blade enough to get traction (or maybe a stripped hacksaw blade)

The top of the hacksaw handle is hitting the top of the wood, stopping her from cutting any lower

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