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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



tokin opposition posted:

The men yearn to return to mines and I say as a woman let em

the life insurance beneficiary has logged on

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Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10BP3woEcBs

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
it’s called katabasis and it’s been perfectly normal since the dawn of ancient peoples

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/CorrectionNYC/status/1738303399521820720

please hit play and listen to the song

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

lmfao wtf wrote this tweet

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

i like this response

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Uh

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

tokin opposition posted:

i like this response



Always wanted a nice quiet job as a librarian, then they closed all the libraries. Owned again.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Regarde Aduck posted:

Always wanted a nice quiet job as a librarian, then they closed all the libraries. Owned again.

university or academic librarian jobs are good but super boring for the most part. public library not so much

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

tokin opposition posted:

The men yearn to return to mines and I say as a woman let em

that's actually what sex is about

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

tokin opposition posted:

The men yearn to return to mines and I say as a woman let em

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUb0IB0LOE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFsxv7QaK1I

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Weka posted:

that's actually what sex is about

lmao

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


tokin opposition posted:

i like this response



Fewer

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Weka posted:

that's actually what sex is about

A bit of advice, do not let the parallells between mining and loving lead you to reference famous mining related song "Sixteen Tons" at any point before/during/after sex. Ladies do NOT like that.

https://youtu.be/RRh0QiXyZSk?si=S8PhOfwfkHYhtM2y

January 6 Survivor
Jan 6, 2022

The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks


( o(

One More Fat Nerd posted:

A bit of advice, do not let the parallells between mining and loving lead you to reference famous mining related song "Sixteen Tons" at any point before/during/after sex. Ladies do NOT like that.

https://youtu.be/RRh0QiXyZSk?si=S8PhOfwfkHYhtM2y

buddy I'm glad you're into them BBWs if that's your thing, god know them hefty gals need some dick too but do you really have to bring it up in every conversation, even those about mining?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lol Richard Stroker

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020


I love my job

Testicular Torque Wrench
Apr 14, 2016

yeet

Thats my favorite Dominions pretender god

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/1745326791395619029

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

One More Fat Nerd posted:

A bit of advice, do not let the parallells between mining and loving lead you to reference famous mining related song "Sixteen Tons" at any point before/during/after sex. Ladies do NOT like that.

https://youtu.be/RRh0QiXyZSk?si=S8PhOfwfkHYhtM2y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuQb28DkQug

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


Just a reminder that she stopped posting after Roe v Wade was overturned. Her work was complete and she returned to Catholicplanet

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

change my name posted:

Just a reminder that she stopped posting after Roe v Wade was overturned. Her work was complete and she returned to Catholicplanet

Hillary Clinton once asked Mother Theresa why there hadn't been a female president yet. Her reply: "because she was probably aborted."

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

change my name posted:

Just a reminder that she stopped posting after Roe v Wade was overturned. Her work was complete and she returned to Catholicplanet

lol she really did stop posting, incredible

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

bedpan posted:

Hillary Clinton once asked Mother Theresa why there hadn't been a female president yet. Her reply: "because she was probably aborted."

that's also what happened to girl hitler

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

bedpan posted:

Hillary Clinton once asked Mother Theresa why there hadn't been a female president yet. Her reply: "because she was probably aborted."

got her rear end

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that's also what happened to girl hitler

so who's to say if it's good or bad,

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

big titty liz

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot

"Don't give the prick the satisfaction"

*headbangs*

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Mantis42 posted:

big titty liz

she accidentally posted a boob once

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

she accidentally posted a boob once

that was just your monitor suddenly turning off

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/KevinIsInsideU/status/1745868848111190302

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