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George is sleeping off his surgery and coming to terms with living a life free of the fear of having to pay child support. They had a bit of a surprise during the procedure when a tapeworm didn't appreciate all the activity outside so he decided to pop out of his butthole to see what all the commotion was.
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i need to vacuum but i dont want to disturb the old man
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Mx. posted:i need to vacuum but i dont want to disturb the old man Once your cat hits old person status you just give up and reorient your entire household around them
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Jan 13, 2024 11:39
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yeah he is 20 years old and the worlds biggest spoiled baby
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 She spent all day doing this.
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Mx. posted:yeah he is 20 years old and the worlds biggest spoiled baby That's an old rear end cat.
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drilldo squirt posted:That's an old rear end cat. My guy made it to 18 before finally being over this world. And yeah, we made infinity concessions to him cause he was just old.
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Misty was just shy of 20 and yeah same
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Cat walks in the house through the window with a chicken leg that the owner has no idea where it came from. Eats leg in front of owner and owner does nothing. Other cat goes and takes a piss and poo poo in another cat's territory. Multiple other cats do hilarious poo poo and owners don't do poo poo because they know cats are superior. gently caress your dog. Cats fuckin rule. How has this thread not gotten voted gold yet?
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Cats rule, Dogs drool, Cats do too but they make it seem cool
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now that he's discovered he can slap the chickens he is an unstoppable chicken slapping machine (but only if it is to steal food from them)
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We ordered a new chess board. Cocoa made it into her bed.
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Anderson Koopa posted:We ordered a new chess board. Cocoa made it into her bed. The Queen can move wherever she chooses. 
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The chessboard was always one of Misty's favoured perches to sit and watch the world from. Surprisingly didn't make a mess of it.
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MikeJF posted:The chessboard was always one of Misty's favoured perches to sit and watch the world from. Surprisingly didn't make a mess of it. Cute cat! Lilac doesn't really care that she knocked some of the pieces over. 
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Anderson Koopa posted:Cute cat! she does look upset but maybe thats not related
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Mx. posted:she does look upset but maybe thats not related That's the same look Kasparov had when he was beaten by Deep Blue.
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Roundup Ready posted:Got decorated against her will while we were cleaning up missed holiday stuff. Fireplace was on, so it was grumpily tolerated. deep dish peat moss posted:Deck the claws with boughs of holly
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We got a new table and it came in a big box. Lilac hid behind the box and meowed to get my attention. When I came into the kitchen, she pounced and forced me to give her scritches. She then flopped on her side.
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drilldo squirt posted:
classic cat
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it's really chilly in the apartment so they've been fighting over a heating pad we put on top of a little cat cubby. even though we have two cubbies and put a heating pad on both, they're just fighting over the one.
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Budzilla posted:I took him to the vet for a check up and blood test. He didn't like the cage but the feline diffuser there kept him very calm. DONT CAT OPEN INSIDE
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Cat enjoying new heated cat pad designed for cats that only heats a little. He is freaking loving it in this cold weather.  
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Mostly they have just been sleeping on our couch in the front of the house now that it's been cleaned
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Trundles has a big ol booty and she doesn’t always get it all the way in the litter box. Today she hung a dook out the door as a present for me when I got home. Thanks, Trundles. (I always keep a puppy pee pad under the box entrance for this sort of thing, so cleanup is less horrifying than having to scrub the floor)
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Grabbed my arm with both paws while we were lying down together then proceeded to bunny kick me to show her affection for me.
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That's a disembowelling action. Grab, hold on, use rear paws to rip open stomach.
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Yep the cat tried to kill you but missed
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Crocodile death roll with kicky feet is the most deadly weapon cat has ur lucky u survived
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It was a clearly delineated outline of a shape on the floor, what else was she supposed to do?
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Naramyth posted:Crocodile death roll with kicky feet is the most deadly weapon cat has I have a mason jar with catnip in it and I let the cats reach in their little cat arms and scoop it out. Except this one.  She slammed her head into the open jar and death spiraled forward. Catnip everywhere. Carnage.
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Das Boo posted:I have a mason jar with catnip in it and I let the cats reach in their little cat arms and scoop it out. Except this one. whoa. that cat is freakin gorgeous
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