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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/peru-dolls-are-not-aliens-forensic-experts-say/quote:Aliens have not been discovered in South America after all. The doll-like figures, photos of which went viral online last year, are just that – dolls, according to scientists. 
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But what about the famous case of alien landing in Brazil with no physical evidence where the whole town saw the aliens and took them to the hospital?
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Mulaney Power Move posted:But what about the famous case of alien landing in Brazil with no physical evidence where the whole town saw the aliens and took them to the hospital? What are Brazilian hospitals like? Is the alien gonna be okay??? 
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I think the story goes that military confiscated the aliens and the guy who took the alien to the hospital got some kind of terrible infection and died.
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Scam Likely posted:I'm still trying to figure out why the hell the moon kept chasing our car when I was a kid. Everytime I looked out through the window there it was, tailing us from just behind the trees. Still can't figure it out. Not sure why, but this came to my mind reading that. 
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scary stories!!!
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The love child of Mel Gibson and Jake Gyllenhaal is a pretty strange lookin dude
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I was going to eat that Still one of the funniest lines from the show.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:But what about the famous case of alien landing in Brazil with no physical evidence where the whole town saw the aliens and took them to the hospital? Varginha UFO incident? One of the witnesses allegedly got impregnated as well. Top night out on the town
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Varginha UFO incident? One of the witnesses allegedly got impregnated as well. Top night out on the town (jeremy corbell voice) i have no doubt this happened.
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The Wikipedia article is pretty scathingquote:According to media reports, a creature was sighted on the afternoon of January 20, 1996, by three women ranging from 14 to 22 years old. The women described the creature as a large headed biped with "spots like veins on the skin and some bumps on the head [...] eyes were two red balls." The creature (later termed the "ET de Varginha") seemed to be wobbly or unsteady, and the girls assumed it was injured or sick. They said that they fled and told their mother that they had seen the "devil". quote:An official inquiry led by the Brazilian military concluded in 2010 that the young women had encountered a homeless, mentally unstable man nicknamed "Mudinho." The Commander of 24th Police Battalion Military "presented photographs (...) a citizen known as Mudinho, who probably has some mental disability and whose physical characteristics matched the description (...) make it likely that the hypothesis that this citizen, probably being dirty, due to the heavy rains and seen crouching by a wall, was mistaken by the three terrified girls as a space creature." The head of the official inquiry reported that the military trucks and personnel were performing routine duties on the night they were observed, stating, "the presence of the Firefighters in Jardim Andere, the parking of Army trucks in the vicinity of the concessionaire where their periodic maintenance would be carried out ... and the departure of EsSA vehicles ... were real facts ... incorrectly interpreted as Firefighters and the Military participating in the capture and later the transport of the alleged creature to Campinas." ..... but the story has a happy (ie: lucrative) ending! quote:These claims have markedly affected tourism to the city of Varginha. Grey alien dolls with football uniforms are sold at the location of the incident. Grey alien designs were used in advertising campaigns for the municipality. Bus stops were built in the form of spaceships and a 20 metres tall water tower with a disc-shaped water reservoir was erected in the town center called the Nave Espacial de Varginha.    I wonder how Mudinho feels about all this poo poo
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Mudhino update: apparently he was a well loved figure in the town and was the first person in Varghina to get a covid vaccination back in January 2021 but he died recently from cancer at the reported age of 111
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So it's obviously poo poo on the lens that looks like a jellyfish, but what they don't want you to know is it's actually alien poo poo
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The sky jellyfish thing is a really old UFO thing. I remember it from the early 2000s where people were posting videos of floating dust and lens flares as evidence of weird sky jellyfish that would suddenly appear and disappear.
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Oh just remembered they made a computer game about this. A very good game everyone should play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU0AWYGAeKI This leads me to believe the incident is 100% true.
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One NYE night I saw a black amorphous blob floating overhead and changing shapes but instead of assuming it was a space jellyfish I assumed it was a grocery bag
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deep dish peat moss posted:One NYE night I saw a black amorphous blob floating overhead and changing shapes but instead of assuming it was a space jellyfish I assumed it was a grocery bag I mean you got to ask yourself is grocery bags and space jellyfish are so easily confused, how many times might you of gone shopping and accidentally put all your groceries into a space jellyfish without ever noticing???
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The Wikipedia article is pretty scathing So the military thing was just a coincidence. Reminds me of a video I saw on youtube where this group of scooby doo characters were filimg themselves chasing down a semi transporting a huge power transformer thinking it was a captured alien. Someone saw a shooting star, then they saw a cop on the side of the road with a flashlight, so they assumed he was looking for a space monster. Then they saw this semi with a huge oversized load being slowly escorted down the highway so they're all freaked out and following it. At one point they all stop and the driver runs out the car all excited asking what's going on, do you have the martian. A cop tells them to gently caress off and stop following them. So they were like holy poo poo, they captured an alien! Mulaney Power Move fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Jan 15, 2024 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The Wikipedia article is pretty scathing Those bus stops are cool as hell, as is that water tower.
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I've posted previously in this thread about the Westall UFO incident which happened in suburban Australia back in 1966 and the local council also commemorated that by building a large decorative replica UFO in a local kids playground. It has slides!  (It's pretty poo poo, nowhere as good as the stuff they have in Varghina) Edit: ah gently caress, I just looked it up on a map and I passed right by there a few weeks ago and didn't even realise. I could have visited a UFO 
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oh god that thing must be an oven in summer
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Who want de Varginha ET
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Automatic Retard posted:Who want de Varginha ET Plz show varghina and uaps
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i like them sweet varginha onions
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Automatic Retard posted:Who want de Varginha ET Deh Jabba wonga!
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Plz show varghina and uaps
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Plz show varghina and uaps
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I showed you my probe Pls respond
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an hour of bullshit is a drop in the bucket to these people
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She cracked the code https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7322092141717540142
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temple posted:She cracked the code Lmao
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Drink-Mix Man posted:So is this thread like all for real atheistic about whether UFOs could be aliens or do you just like roasting the grifters? The UFOs were never aliens because they were always angels
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Can we gently caress the angels?
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Can we gently caress the angels? Do you wanna get Sodom & Gomorrah’ed? Because asking questions like that is how you get Sodom & Gomorrah’ed.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Can we gently caress the angels? Both technically and practically, yes. How else do you get nephilim?
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Can we gently caress the angels? unfortunately yes. Should you? No. E: if they're dtf angels they aren't angels at that point because they are in a state of rebellion against God so technically they've become demons. So the question should be "can we gently caress the demons?" Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 13:02 on Jan 16, 2024 |
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I'm p. sure an angel impregnated Mary, so checkmate
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Demons, aliens, tomato, tomato.....
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SonOfGhostDad posted:I'm p. sure an angel impregnated Mary, so checkmate He was cool, but he was no angel
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