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I thought this god dude had things figured out in advance? Do these people think lobbying god is like pressing a politician for a favor?
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 19:32 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:08 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:I thought this god dude had things figure out in advance? If you read the book, he's been making on-the-fly adjustments to the plan ever since some snake got chatty, and messed up his original idea.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 19:34 |
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Mudlark posted:Untreated anxiety issues mostly, in my experience of growing up in a family of them and dating countless number of gun-chuds in my earlier years. They’re also taught to be afraid of everyone and everything from an early age, it’s incredible to hear colleagues who are amazed when you suggest walking through a city
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 19:35 |
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redshirt posted:Y'ALL BEEN LOOMERED! Tiptoe down to social media plaaaaaaces Cuff yourself and sit on the ground Little giiirrrrrl throws a temper tantrum Whatcha typing you caaaannn't Tweet it out
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 19:44 |
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Mudlark posted:Untreated anxiety issues mostly, in my experience of growing up in a family of them and dating countless number of gun-chuds in my earlier years. I kind of imagine carrying a firearm to be the real-world version of wielding the ring in LoTR, it makes you feel powerful at first but then you just become an increasingly craven terrified and amoral shadow of your former self. Except these people already started out as pieces of poo poo rather than kindly hobbitses
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 19:53 |
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Also its critical to remember that the Taliban resuming control of Afghanistan is 1000% fault. If it was accidental or intentional is hard to say, but either way: i'm trying to do this no notes, so if i get something wrong tell me and i'll correct it Ashraf Ghani was the maybe-democratically elected president of Afghanistan. Dude was a crooked thief, but he wasn't the Taliban. While Ghani held the office of president of Afghanistan, in reality that means Kabul and the immediate vicinity - the ASNF and the Taliban were still very much fighting it out in the mountains. wanted to GTFO out of Afghanistan so he moved for the US to broker a deal with the Taliban directly. (Also IIRC TORMP made a lot of noise about how corrupt Ghani was, but in retrospect it really seems like TROMP wanted to get him killed). The US and Taliban signed a peace deal, (5000 Taliban prisoners may have been released, either to open the deal or to close it ) which had secret annexes describing US Troop Locations . The US didn't disclose the deal to the ASNF or Ghani, so basically most of the ASNF woke up one morning to find out that their US air support was gone, and the Taliban increased its attacks 10x. It was pretty obvious to the police and ASNF on the outskirts of coalition-controlled territory that they needed to cut a deal with the Taliban now, while they could, because nobody was coming for them. Once the outskirts started cutting their own deals, there was no choice for the remaining defenders - make a deal or be horribly butchered. Ghani fled, Kabul fell, Art Of The Deal, baby.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 19:58 |
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Scientastic posted:They’re also taught to be afraid of everyone and everything from an early age, it’s incredible to hear colleagues who are amazed when you suggest walking through a city Moved from the great white nowhere of Michigan's Upper Peninsula to a mildly large city and this is literally the conversation every week when I talk to family/old friends that never got out. The fear-mongering is loving ridiculous. Failed Imagineer posted:I kind of imagine carrying a firearm to be the real-world version of wielding the ring in LoTR, it makes you feel powerful at first but then you just become an increasingly craven terrified and amoral shadow of your former self. Except these people already started out as pieces of poo poo rather than kindly hobbitses Yeah, you ain't wrong on that. That's basically the entire loving right-wing aesthetic in a nutshell. Mudlark fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Jan 14, 2024 |
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Mudlark posted:Moved from the great white nowhere of Michigan's Upper Peninsula to a mildly large city and this is literally the conversation every week when I talk to family/old friends that never got out. Meanwhile it’s 1500 people towns like the one my wife grew up in that are featured on Forensic Files for having a serial child abuser/murderer
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 20:04 |
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resident posted:Meanwhile it’s 1500 people towns like the one my wife grew up in that are featured on Forensic Files for having a serial child abuser/murderer That's precisely the kind of town I moved from and YEP. There were like 10 registered sex offenders for every kid and some guy behind us literally got raided for multiple homicide charges when I was visiting during college one year. Like, yeah, I see some crazy poo poo in the city once in a while but we had poo poo stolen out of our garage, like, every loving week when we lived out in the backwater and I've had more run-ins with violent crazy fucks out there way more often than I have in the city. My parents, who even lived in Queens, NYC for a few years while I was with them, cannot comprehend that a city can be just as safe, if not safer, than the loving meth outposts of the midwest thanks to 20-some years of constant fear bullshit. It's wild as gently caress. Pointing out all the armed confrontations with neighbors and poo poo over things like speakers, lawn equipment, etc. Yeah, that's just good ole fashioned american living. Fireworks in the city? YOU NEED A CCW AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE THE CITY IMMEDIATELY, MUDLARK. Kind of funny if it wasn't so sad.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 20:14 |
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I mean the Taliban regaining control of Afghanistan was inevitable. We could stay there for the next 50 years and that wouldn’t change
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 20:28 |
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Data Graham posted:Remembering when Trump pulled the troops out of Syria overnight, "surprise!" Zapp Brannigan style, and they didn't even have time to put tarps over everything let alone lock up or take the valuable poo poo with them so the Russians rolled up the next day "hey, free American stuff! " Lol he didn't even pull them out overnight he just said he was. A buddy of mine was a former green beret and he was freaking out because he had friends still in country and no one actually knew how some of them were going to get out
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 20:38 |
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Yup, I came from small town of 7,500 located in Gym Jordan's congressional district, and my eyes popped when I caught the name of my hometown scroll across the chryon while eating breakfast at an Orlando Double Tree. A local militia was caught on tape plotting to kill a cop and then kill more cops at the funeral, and then eventually overthrow the government. Fantastic to see one of the chuds they'd rounded up was a bully who'd filmed himself loving with one of my town's autistic members and uploaded it to YouTube. People in cities learn how to live with each other and get along- the small fraction that don't usually get their rear end handed to them. People who live out in rural areas are the same- but the small fraction of sociopaths run around unchecked abusing the poo poo out of other people, afraid that they'd get treated the same way by other people if there were more of them around to do something about it.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 20:41 |
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Scam Likely posted:How's the next South Park episode coming along? Poorly, I keep trying to write that the the House of representatives should have more power and to abolish to electoral college, but Cartman as president keeps saying. "respect my authorita"
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 20:42 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Just a couple of real tough SOBs talkin' about real life tough guy Donald J. Trump! "The Tucker Carlson Encounter" sounds like some kind of sexual assault simulator.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 20:50 |
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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:"The Tucker Carlson Encounter" sounds like some kind of sexual assault simulator. Tanned balls are included.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 20:51 |
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isnt Tuck in the Swanson tv dinner family and therefore megafoodcorp money rich? why cant he have a normal desk and a home studio like his old fox one?
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 20:51 |
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InsertPotPun posted:as a very very white man in a very very blue collar job i talk to a LOT of trump voters, talk in quotes because trump voters fall into two camps: Yeah these people are beyond saving and not worth reasoning with. They are morons who derive emotional support and satisfaction from Trump because he’s a bully and they like feeling powerful and spiteful without repercussions. That’s also why they hate any kind of limitation or slight rebuke on Trump; it cuts right to the heart of their power fantasy and feels like an attack on them. There’s a reason these guys all look like greasy, unlovable fat fuxks: they are. That’s why they’ve latched onto the Uber Useless Brokebrain Narcissist as their spirit animal. If you ever get them drunk and talk politics it all degenerates into the talking points of right wing facebook memes: Kamala Harris only got there by sleeping her way to the top; Michelle Obama is a man; Obama is gay; Biden is braindead/bought by china. It doesn’t make sense but it’s how they conceive of the world and they can justify feeling better about themselves because the bad guys “hate America” and they don’t. The reason I’m not a doomer about it is because I think they only make up like 30-40% of the population.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 20:55 |
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PhazonLink posted:isnt Tuck in the Swanson tv dinner family and therefore megafoodcorp money rich? All that money, and using cheap office chairs for that fancy table in front of an empty gumball machine. Shameful. e: maybe it's a lantern. either way: buy some taste with all that money.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 20:58 |
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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1746621767030812834
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:09 |
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poisonpill posted:It doesn’t make sense but it’s how they conceive of the world and they can justify feeling better about themselves because the bad guys “hate America” and they don’t. I'm fine with being the bad guy if that's their criteria, then. gently caress 'em. Go worship the walking overcooked ham. Blind nationalism pisses me off.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:12 |
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https://twitter.com/PokerPolitics/status/1746583237877473632
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:19 |
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Wet Floor is actually code for a critical diarrhea overflow
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:22 |
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poisonpill posted:
They do. Unfortunately the EC means those votes are worth a poo poo ton more that the other 60-70%
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:24 |
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Stoatbringer posted:Do prayers on twitter work?
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:24 |
The man behind him is reaching for a handkerchief to cover his face from the "TRUMP" "ODOR".
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:24 |
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ah yes that guy reaching into his coat , thats an antifa rear end. also a failed rear end attempt that hasnt been reported on in the hours or days since the pic was posted??
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:24 |
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poo poo we lost Burgum https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1746622972817776978
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:29 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Just a couple of real tough SOBs talkin' about real life tough guy Donald J. Trump! just a reminder kid rock grew up extremely rich and tries to portray himself as some "pulled himself by the bootstraps" common man when he has absolutely nothing in common with them. i mean for fucks sake his last name is "ritchie"
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:33 |
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why do all these deep state people behind all the conspiracies keep dropping all these gigantic hints everywhere about what they're doing? I'd simply not tell anyone anything about my advanced weather control machine assassination plot to rig the election. So simple. You'd never know if I had such a machine over Iowa right now. Buncha amateurs
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:34 |
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PhazonLink posted:isnt Tuck in the Swanson tv dinner family and therefore megafoodcorp money rich? Well, Tucker is the stepson of the heir of the Swanson frozen dinner empire because Tucker's birth mother almost immediately left his father after Tucker was born. Tucker's grandfather made an even more grand exit. CharlestheHammer posted:I mean the Taliban regaining control of Afghanistan was inevitable. We could stay there for the next 50 years and that wouldn’t change Oh, no doubt that was the end result of our involvement there, Trump releasing the people who led the takeover after we withdrew would have been an amazing self own if he had won a second term. Instead he lost and everyone blames Biden for the Afghanistan withdrawal which he had delayed in order to make it less of a clusterfuck.
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:34 |
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Blinky and Hutch are still in it https://www.politico.com/interactives/2023/republican-candidates-2024-gop-presidential-hopefuls-list/
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:35 |
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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1746625884830740802 https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1746620150516789392
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:35 |
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Silly Burrito posted:poo poo we lost Burgum who?
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:37 |
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Wet floor Wet Diap President LOL
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:38 |
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Burgum nab it!
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:39 |
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Strong Sauce posted:just a reminder kid rock grew up extremely rich and tries to portray himself as some "pulled himself by the bootstraps" common man when he has absolutely nothing in common with them. He grew up in loving Romeo Michigan in a God drat mansion, claims he's hard and lived in Detroit, gently caress that piece of poo poo con artist so hard
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:39 |
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1746625884830740802 He sounds loving awful Like holy poo poo he's not going to make it to Summer at this rate
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:41 |
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Roundup Ready posted:They do. Unfortunately the EC means those votes are worth a poo poo ton more that the other 60-70% lol that’s true
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:41 |
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Trump Caucus Captain
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# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:43 |
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PhazonLink posted:ah yes that guy reaching into his coat , thats an antifa rear end. No need, Trump personally did a flying roundhouse kick and sent the guy flying into the waiting secret service van and got a standing ovation from everyone, with tears in their eyes. Weren’t you even watching?
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