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happyhippy posted:I'm surprised that there is still so much blue. Part of it is just there's a lot of large rural constituencies that vote Tory. Am pretty appalled Scotland isn't forecast to get back to a '97 level of Tory MPs. Shameful
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Jan 15, 2024 01:06
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I love how it's a sweeping defeat and the map is still half blue.
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Jan 15, 2024 01:07
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Mebh posted:I love how it's a sweeping defeat and the map is still half blue. I quite like that visualisation which shows each constituency as an equal-size hexagon, arranged such that it still makes the shape of Britain
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Jan 15, 2024 01:20
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me too, reminds me of blockbusters 
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Jan 15, 2024 01:21
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*starmer privatizing out contracts for shipping reprisals* What letter of marque are we starting with, please?
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Jan 15, 2024 02:24
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Bobby Deluxe posted:So the government has been advertising its guidance on XL Bullies in the leadup to the ban, and surprise surprise, it's completely vague and includes 3 completely unhelpful images at the bottom.
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Jan 15, 2024 03:18
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Luciana Berger should start making parachutes because it's a guaranteed safe landing no matter how loving incompetent or callous you are. gently caress off back to Liverpool. How long before she joins the Greens?
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Jan 15, 2024 06:06
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This is what my riding instructor's XL Bully puppy looks like. (She didn't want an XL bully, but her now Ex-boyfriend said to her, "I'd like a large dog", and she said yes, expecting a labrador or a spaniel - something potentially useful that could happily exist in a farm/riding school environment where there will be kids running about (like her existing dog, a little terrier cross thing that's an amazing ratter) - boyfriend of the year comes back with Bruce and promptly expects her to do all the dog maintenance and training. The ban was already on the horizon when he decided to get the dog.) Poor thing can't even be let loose in the arena because it would need stock fencing added to its existing fencing to stop him getting out. Angrymog fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Jan 15, 2024 |
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Jan 15, 2024 08:51
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It does seem weird to specifically want a roided out staffie.
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Jan 15, 2024 08:53
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Tories facing 1997 style wipeout, government will be 1997 style Tory lite for the next 2.6 parliaments instead. suck my woke dick fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Jan 15, 2024 |
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Jan 15, 2024 09:03
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Calling them steroid staffies in the media would at least be more fun than calling them excel bullies.
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Jan 15, 2024 09:04
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Guavanaut posted:Calling them steroid staffies in the media would at least be more fun than calling them excel bullies. emptyquote
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Jan 15, 2024 09:09
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An excel bully is when your coworker deletes your conditional formatting.
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Jan 15, 2024 09:09
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Mebh posted:An excel bully is when your coworker deletes your conditional formatting. Screams in complex excel management. Touch my formulas and I will cut you.
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Jan 15, 2024 09:47
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Roid rovers
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Jan 15, 2024 09:50
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Grey Hunter posted:Screams in complex excel management. *Merges cells* "Please copy and paste the data into a new blank worksheet, thank you  "
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Jan 15, 2024 10:15
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It does own how there's half the landmass of this country that's tory no matter what because the only people who live there are racist paedophiles and a handful of ordinary people who move to London as soon as they're old enough to escape.
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Jan 15, 2024 10:23
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Excel bully
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Jan 15, 2024 10:25
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Jan 15, 2024 10:29
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It suddenly makes sense that the shared UK trauma isn't Hitler, or Thatcher, it's Excel.
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Jan 15, 2024 10:36
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https://twitter.com/Aldanmarki/status/1603280657504927751
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Jan 15, 2024 11:14
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Tesseraction posted:It does own how there's half the landmass of this country that's tory no matter what because the only people who live there are racist paedophiles and a handful of ordinary people who move to London as soon as they're old enough to escape. This view explains a lot about your thinking.
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Jan 15, 2024 11:21
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Update on my colleague (you know you want it), he ended up being in on Monday, home half ten on Tuesday, WFH Wednesday, then Thursday/Friday as emergency holiday after I spoke to him on Wednesday evening to confirm he would definitely be in as I was driving 100mi each way to the office, for a meeting to help him catch up. He’s not apologised although he did have the decency to look somewhat embarrassed when he said “no updates from me” in our accounts review just now. He thanked me for picking up a meeting on Friday and I said I didn’t, the client called to say no-one was there and it’s rescheduled for me to squeeze it in tomorrow. Colleague looked like he was going to pass out or throw up or both, so he’s definitely got some severe anxiety, or is incredibly good at faking it. Still sympathetic, still supportive, still pissed off. Edit: the “very surprising” email he sent the boss a week ago accuses the business of being unsupportive, unsympathetic and causing his anxiety, in a somewhat circular argument. It threatens further steps if further steps aren’t taken. It’s not very well written but our HR company say it needs to be taken seriously. It is by all accounts a massive escalation, also ballache. Sanford fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Jan 15, 2024 |
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Jan 15, 2024 11:36
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As long as you keep popping in with these derails, the thread is never gonna get back to crispchat
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Jan 15, 2024 11:38
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Failed Imagineer posted:As long as you keep popping in with these derails, the thread is never gonna get back to crispchat Sorry. Have you noticed how curly salt and vinegar Squares are these days? Not a flat one in there. Like eating a bag of damned Quavers!
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Jan 15, 2024 11:41
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Sanford posted:He thanked me for picking up a meeting on Friday and I said I didn’t, the client called to say no-one was there and it’s rescheduled for me to squeeze it in tomorrow. Colleague looked like he was going to pass out or throw up or both, so he’s definitely got some severe anxiety, or is incredibly good at faking it. Sounds like the CEO will be getting another complaint about you in the near future, claiming you deliberately humiliated him in a meeting.
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Jan 15, 2024 11:51
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Sanford posted:Update on my colleague (you know you want it)... This is the kind of stuff that's gonna have the biggest impact I think. You might be able to try and pick up the slack, but long term a lot of clients might start looking to go elsewhere if this continues
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Jan 15, 2024 11:57
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Pistol_Pete posted:Sounds like the CEO will be getting another complaint about you in the near future, claiming you deliberately humiliated him in a meeting. There was only me and him there so whatever. I did say that he knows if he gives me a heads up I’ll catch these things for him, which he acknowledged. I’ve just found out that the boss thinks he was in Spain when he should have been back at work on the 2nd “but there’s no way to prove it.” Thanks 68 year old man, we’ll be the judge of that. Hopefully this will move things along more quickly. VVV Fair one, I originally posted here looking for advice on the anxiety angle, which I knew I would find here. Won’t mention it again. VVV Sanford fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Jan 15, 2024 |
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Jan 15, 2024 12:06
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i'd just like to say idgaf about your work politics, sanford
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Jan 15, 2024 12:06
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https://twitter.com/GBNewsSpin/status/1746678494115799550 e: I enjoy your posts Sanford 
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Jan 15, 2024 12:24
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I love Sanford's office drama updates, don't you dare stop
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Jan 15, 2024 12:27
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Trying to tempt Nige back perhaps?
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Jan 15, 2024 12:28
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More work chat More boat chat More stupid poo poo from twitter More circular firing squads
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Jan 15, 2024 12:32
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Sanford posted:he did have the decency to look somewhat embarrassed Sanford posted:“but there’s no way to prove it.” Thanks 68 year old man, we’ll be the judge of that. Hopefully this will move things along more quickly. Charming
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Jan 15, 2024 12:52
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Charming In between those two posts I learned he was in loving Spain while I was doing his job! Let’s draw a line under it here, thanks.
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Jan 15, 2024 12:57
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There's a part of me that wants to see a Spring GE so we can finally get rid of the current GOV but the part of me is why such a hurry to see Keith get into no10 and do absolutely shite all. Country is always going to be a burning trash heap no matter who is pretending to run things.
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Jan 15, 2024 13:00
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I am interested in the office posts Sanford keep those bad boys coming. what can I say I’m a messy bitch who loves drama
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Jan 15, 2024 13:03
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https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1746844844788527613 The rebels will definitely rebel this time... honest....
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Jan 15, 2024 13:06
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Sanford posted:Update on my colleague ..... It is by all accounts a massive escalation, also ballache. Keep us updated as you can.  And keep yourself safe from this shitstorm.
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Jan 15, 2024 13:06
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Ronnie posted:There's a part of me that wants to see a Spring GE so we can finally get rid of the current GOV but the part of me is why such a hurry to see Keith get into no10 and do absolutely shite all. That's assuming it is Keith who gets in, with the way the press is revving up the character assassination it might be... :shudders: Wes? :retches: Reeves? :gazes at ceiling with empty bleeding eyesockets: Blair?
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