Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
(Thread IKs: weg, Toxic Mental)
 
  • Post
  • Reply
MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Dapper_Swindler posted:

yeah. Kirk is sorta the unofficial barometer to see whats sells for the GOP because he will latch onto it hard. part of his whole think is some youth outreach but alot of it is to make boomers think their is some big groundswell of younger chuds.

I know a better Kirk to proudly represent the boomer cockus

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost

HKR posted:

Iowa is literally going to have a body count attached to it

The ultimate self own

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

MrQwerty posted:

I know a better Kirk to proudly represent the boomer cockus

“What’s that boomer doing to their country?!”

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Desantis twitter



I know “generic name number” accounts are universally known as bots and all but I don’t know who the gently caress would pay a bot farm to pretend DeSantis is even going to break 10% on the polls.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Dapper_Swindler posted:

yeah. Kirk is sorta the unofficial barometer to see whats sells for the GOP because he will latch onto it hard. part of his whole think is some youth outreach but alot of it is to make boomers think their is some big groundswell of younger chuds.

Yeah his audience is all incels living alone and people over 75. And he knows it but still pushes this idea that tpusa is rocking the youth outreach in order to get funding from morons

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002
Just wanna put it out there that the whole idea of a caucus is one of the loving DUMBEST vestigial organs of our political process.

"Are we gonna vote to choose the candidate we'd like to represent us, in a primary election?"

"Sort of! We ALL have to PHYSICALLY show up to a location and then everyone clusters into their own groups, depending on who you support! You can even hold up signs and wear hats and stuff! THEN, once everyone is standing in their little groups, we have speeches to see if you want to red-rover over to someone else's group or stay in your own, and THEN we all raise our hands to vote! It's so much fun!"


fuckin' grade school gym class bullshit...

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
It actually does sound kinda fun tbh

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Stryder posted:

Just wanna put it out there that the whole idea of a caucus is one of the loving DUMBEST vestigial organs of our political process.

"Are we gonna vote to choose the candidate we'd like to represent us, in a primary election?"

"Sort of! We ALL have to PHYSICALLY show up to a location and then everyone clusters into their own groups, depending on who you support! You can even hold up signs and wear hats and stuff! THEN, once everyone is standing in their little groups, we have speeches to see if you want to red-rover over to someone else's group or stay in your own, and THEN we all raise our hands to vote! It's so much fun!"


fuckin' grade school gym class bullshit...
And if you can't get a ride, or have to work, or need to watch your kids, or have mobility challenges, well I guess you don't get to participate in democracy! That's what real freedom looks like, bucko!

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

FMguru posted:

And if you can't get a ride, or have to work, or need to watch your kids, or have mobility challenges, well I guess you don't get to participate in democracy! That's what real freedom looks like, bucko!

Wealthy white guys: “haha! Working as expected!”

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



priznat posted:

It actually does sound kinda fun tbh

I participated in my first, and the state's last, caucus in 2016 and it was the worst. Lots of standing around doing nothing waiting for others, having to patiently listen to to others try to convince you to support their candidate when you've made up your mind six months ago and you just want to go home, smoke weed and eat a burrito, but you can't because you haven't been assured your vote was counted yet.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
So what is realistic best case scenario tonight?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
^^ JEB!

I just am down for wearing hats and nothing else

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

funeral home DJ posted:

“What’s that boomer doing to their country?!”

I know “generic name number” accounts are universally known as bots and all but I don’t know who the gently caress would pay a bot farm to pretend DeSantis is even going to break 10% on the polls.

The DeSantis campaign would and seemingly did.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Silly Burrito posted:

We made a vax that lengthens your penis by 9 inches.

:thunk:

Lmao wtf would I do with a 19 inch penis

Szechwan
Jun 10, 2023

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

So what is realistic best case scenario tonight?

Meteor

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
DeSantis is UP by 15!!!

- Percent?

No, people!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

So what is realistic best case scenario tonight?

Best case? Trump loses and his entire aura of invulnerability falls apart. Almost definitely won't happen.

Realistically, if he gets under 50% and Haley is close, things get really interesting.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

bird with big dick posted:

Lmao wtf would I do with a 19 inch penis

get "hard" to go to sleep

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
When will we know results

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

When will we know results

9ish eastern time

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

bird with big dick posted:

Lmao wtf would I do with a 19 inch penis

Porn

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

kazil posted:

Best case? Trump loses and his entire aura of invulnerability falls apart. Almost definitely won't happen.

Realistically, if he gets under 50% and Haley is close, things get really interesting.

The latter is all I’m hoping for, just supreme under-performance.

When do returns come in?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Deep thoughts by Bo Louden



Is that the dude's mom?

Because she looks like a mom

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

priznat posted:

^^ JEB!

I just am down for wearing hats and nothing else

God, I hope none of those caucusgoers are wearing hats and nothing else.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

TulliusCicero posted:

Is that the dude's mom?

Because she looks like a mom

It looks like a fox news host. Can they give birth to human children?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Esplanade posted:

God, I hope none of those caucusgoers are wearing hats and nothing else.

That was not what I meant and it is horrifying to contemplate and I apologize

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
We need a : unfork : emote that is a fork gradually disappearing for games like this where it should be over but one team refuses to lose and the other refuses to jab that stick in there.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Waltzing Along posted:

We need a : unfork : emote that is a fork gradually disappearing for games like this where it should be over but one team refuses to lose and the other refuses to jab that stick in there.

Can’t tell if you’re referring to Steelers-Bills or Repubs-Dems but either way you’re right

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
Write Bazinga on Desantis' campaign tombstone.


His real one too.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





ded posted:

the chefs at the whitehouse are navy cooks and were not furloughed.
Not sure if it's true or not but regardless just the chefs themselves is probably not enough people to serve for a large amount of people

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/15/18183617/trump-clemson-mcdonalds-burger-king-wendys-dominos

quote:

But it was also a choice that Trump and the White House blamed on the partial government shutdown, the longest in US history. Like many other federal institutions, the White House kitchen was not operating at the time, partly a result of Trump’s refusal to support a bill that doesn’t include funding for a $5 billion wall on the Mexican border.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

MrMojok posted:

Can’t tell if you’re referring to Steelers-Bills or Repubs-Dems but either way you’re right

poo poo

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005


That link reads to me like the cultists are trying to summon an elder God.

Ia! Ia! D'naldjtrump dotcom!

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Desantis twitter



15 hours later :cry: "They rigged the election"

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




BigBallChunkyTime posted:

So what is realistic best case scenario tonight?

Trump is going to win Iowa. The best case scenario is Haley is closeish behind and DeSantis drops out tomorrow and endorses her.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

bird with big dick posted:

Lmao wtf would I do with a 19 inch penis

Jump rope any time you wanted

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

bird with big dick posted:

Lmao wtf would I do with a 19 inch penis

move to Nantucket

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Trump is going to win Iowa. The best case scenario is Haley is closeish behind and DeSantis drops out tomorrow and endorses her.

Casey DeSantis will never allow Ron to drop out

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

love thy likpa




bird with big dick posted:

Lmao wtf would I do with a 19 inch penis

Maybe it could be prehensile, so you could unzip your pants hands free.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Stryder posted:

Just wanna put it out there that the whole idea of a caucus is one of the loving DUMBEST vestigial organs of our political process.

"Are we gonna vote to choose the candidate we'd like to represent us, in a primary election?"

"Sort of! We ALL have to PHYSICALLY show up to a location and then everyone clusters into their own groups, depending on who you support! You can even hold up signs and wear hats and stuff! THEN, once everyone is standing in their little groups, we have speeches to see if you want to red-rover over to someone else's group or stay in your own, and THEN we all raise our hands to vote! It's so much fun!"


fuckin' grade school gym class bullshit...

It's literally all in the name of fetishizing the Roman electoral system which funnily enough, served only the interest of the richest 90% of Romans. weeeeeeiiiirrrddd

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Can't wait for Ron to bend the knee to the man who's basically humiliated him for months on end

It's gonna be like Ted Cruz but even better

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Stryder posted:

Just wanna put it out there that the whole idea of a caucus is one of the loving DUMBEST vestigial organs of our political process.

"Are we gonna vote to choose the candidate we'd like to represent us, in a primary election?"

"Sort of! We ALL have to PHYSICALLY show up to a location and then everyone clusters into their own groups, depending on who you support! You can even hold up signs and wear hats and stuff! THEN, once everyone is standing in their little groups, we have speeches to see if you want to red-rover over to someone else's group or stay in your own, and THEN we all raise our hands to vote! It's so much fun!"


fuckin' grade school gym class bullshit...

When do they play Red Rover? Maybe they should Duck Duck Goose instead.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply