NFC East 2023: Everyone's a Contender* (No, not really New York)

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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
	The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
	The New York Giants
	The Philadephia Eagles
	The Washington Washingtons
	Myself for watching NFC East Clownball

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MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

NFC East: Nobody was ever a contender

NFC East: Shithoused

NFC East: BUT THEY..ARE�GOING TO�say he was down.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:14

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# ? May 27, 2024 09:03

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

fartknocker posted:

Meanwhile, the Philadelphia Flyers aren�t dogshit garbage!

I said in the GDT I would take never seeing the Eagles make the playoffs ever again for one Flyers Cup win in my lifetime

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:16

The Dave: Sep 9, 2003

That was cool when I spent $450 on a Phillies ticket this season and it was the game 6 when all the bats went cold and I think I spent an extra $100 on countless pity dippin dots.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:16

dingo with a joint: Jan 12, 2019; wrong cow

MrMojok posted:

NFC East: Nobody was ever a contender

NFC East: Shithoused

NFC East: BUT THEY..ARE�GOING TO�say he was down.

euphronius posted:

Just have to eat it

NFC East: Just have to eat it

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:16

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

That poo poo that just happened was the single most embarrassing play of the weekend

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Dallas would have destroyed Tampa

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:18

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

This next week of locker room leaks and stories are going to be great

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:18

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Lions cake walk into the nfcc

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:18

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Kelce crying

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:19

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

So, like, is Sirianni fired now or do I have to wait until tomorrow morning or, what

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:19

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Losing to baker mayfield in the playoffs is literally the most incredibly damning indictment

I don�t know how it could be worse

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:20

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

euphronius posted:

Losing to baker mayfield in the playoffs is literally the most incredibly damning indictment

I don�t know how it could be worse

Worse loss than 2002

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:21

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Kelce was getting punked by DTs all year and got first team all pro the Eagles are better without him

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

triple sulk posted:

Kelce crying

God, I hope he's back next year, this is not how anyone deserves to go out

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:21

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

Good Christ, so we all just end up with nothing to talk about, except (probably unrealistic) hopes for next season.

Again.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:21

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Chiming in to say,

Jason Kelce. Hell of a loving career. Go get that golden jacket.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:21

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

God, I hope he's back next year, this is not how anyone deserves to go out

yep. not saying he deserves playoff wins, but better than whatever the gently caress this absolute corpse of a team is

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:22

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/ZBerm/status/1747110921292390799

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:22

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

MrMojok posted:

Good Christ, so we all just end up with nothing to talk about, except (probably unrealistic) hopes for next season.

Again.

We can make fun of each other I guess

haha cowboys remember when you got absolutely pantsed on live tv in the playoffs? remember that? it was about 28 hours before we got absolutely pantsed on live tv in the playoffs! you big stupid jerks!!

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:23

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Rest In Piss 2024 NFC East

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# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:24

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

I still remember getting super mad at your false starts with chip Kelly, Mr kelce. I thank you and all the boys that got us our first loving super bowl. Just wish it could have ended... literally any way better than this season cause this was like worst case scenario really.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:25

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

We all do, friend.

We all do.

A somber and sobering Season for the NFCe, this was.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:25

Game-Blouses: Dec 18, 2008

Optimal scenario. Still in the Ben Johnson sweepstakes!

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:25

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

relegate this whole loving division, let the top four UFL teams in

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:26

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

I wish the NFL had relegation

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:26

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

It�s actually funny and good for Kelce to go out like this, if that happens

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:28

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I can�t believe how bad Tampa is

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:29

Cash Monet: Apr 5, 2009

CapnAndy posted:

relegate this whole loving division, let the top four UFL teams in

Even God couldn't kill this division

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:30

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

I don't have any ill will towards Kelce other than NFL talking heads acting like he's the best interior OLine ever. He's definitely great and might be HoF but Ryan Kalil and Nick Mangold were better and hell, Rodney Hudson was probably better too.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:30

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Once again Dallas retains superiority as a team that can actually score in garbage time :sad:

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:30

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I don�t think kelce is hof either

He never got hurt that�s all

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

If Kelce literally did nothing else with his career but wear a kelly green Mummer suit at a Super Bowl parade, he'd still be HoF material, gently caress all y'all

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:32

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

You CANNOT sleep on Baker Mayfield

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:33

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

euphronius posted:

I can�t believe how bad Tampa is

NFCS may still be worse than NFCE, even after this weekend

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:33

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

CapnAndy posted:

If Kelce literally did nothing else with his career but wear a kelly green Mummer suit at a Super Bowl parade, he'd still be HoF material, gently caress all y'all

He's first ballot at that

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

biceps crimes posted:

NFCS may still be worse than NFCE, even after this weekend

all evidence to the contrary?

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:34

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

lol at the idea of the HoF putting a center in first ballot

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:36

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Yeah if he was any good he wouldn�t be a center

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:36

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Happy for Baker

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:37

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# ? May 27, 2024 09:03

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Febreeze posted:

lol at the idea of the HoF putting a center in first ballot

He's probably the only center in the history of the league that a casual fan would be able to name

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:37

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