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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Should have traveled further back to April 20th IMO

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:sg: Breathe life into old videogames... by bringing them into our world! :sg:

rbis4rbb posted:

Sorry I don't have photoshop at work, here's my submission



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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Deserved it. :colbert:

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font
07 mods dont understand a good shitpost

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

EorayMel posted:

:sg: Breathe life into old videogames... by bringing them into our world! :sg:

:lol:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Captain Hygiene posted:

Why didn't you warn us all about...everything :arghfist:

A functional time machine would grant power akin to that of God, so I would probably do what God does, just go back in time and lmao at everything.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Literally A Person posted:

I asked astral to make me a time traveler from the future :(
Depending on the exact time on your regdate they might have.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Karate Bastard posted:

At the Vatican they had this really weird shitter with a sliding window between the stalls, and this creepy old weirdo kept trying to peep in on me. I had to hold it shut with my hand to finish my business while he kept shouting obscenities at me in Italian. Not going back there ever no sir

euroshopper
Aug 14, 2021

EorayMel posted:

:sg: Breathe life into old videogames... by bringing them into our world! :sg:

lol

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

haveblue posted:

Should have traveled further back to April 20th IMO

For Hitler’s birthday? Go away Nazi scum.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Even further back, study to become a really obnoxious waiter, and loving ruin papa hitler's first date with whatever woman who was gonna be mommy hitler

Important: do not, repeat do. not. become a master seducer, or you'll wind up being hitler's parent by mistake, and none of us want that.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Hitler goes on to kill 6 million people, though in this case accidentally via zip-line

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Hitler goes on to kill 6 million people, though in this case accidentally via zip-line

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Hitler goes on to kill 6 million people, though in this case accidentally via zip-line

The Luftwaffe really changed focus in this timeline.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
the Hindenburg Zipline disaster

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

CzarChasm posted:

The Luftwaffe really changed focus in this timeline.

Putting Jericho trumpets on the zipline handle so I can go NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR as I plow into a tree

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Hitler goes on to kill 6 million people, though in this case accidentally via zip-line

I'm really struggling with imagining just the logistics of this

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm really struggling with imagining just the logistics of this

many have suggested it's way too high a number

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm really struggling with imagining just the logistics of this

If the kids move at relativistic speeds, anything is possible.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Maybe we could zipline the earth into a decaying solar orbit?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

CzarChasm posted:

The Luftwaffe really changed focus in this timeline.

Das Seilrutschewaffe doesn't have quite the same ring to it

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm really struggling with imagining just the logistics of this

It's up to the Wannsee Summer Retreat Council Meeting to figure that out

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm really struggling with imagining just the logistics of this

He creates and eventually franchises a hugely popular (though poorly maintained) series of outdoorsy resorts called "Mein Kamp".

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


tribbledirigible posted:

He creates and eventually franchises a hugely popular (though poorly maintained) series of outdoorsy resorts called "Mein Kamp".

:lmao:

now let me see where's that pesky quotes thread

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Camp Kristal Loch.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Hitler goes on to kill 6 million people, though in this case accidentally via zip-line

Either way, he still goes on to create camps engineered specifically to kill innocent people in brutal fashion.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Guess the year

credburn posted:

You know what's getting shittier is my ability to piss.

Lately I've been having this issue where, no matter how strong my urine stream is, there are like little spits and sputters of piss that shoot out the button of my dickhole and go EVERYWHERE. It's especially bad if my stream is weak -- it's like a fuckin fire suppression sprinkler, just piss going everywhere. But even on a strong stream, I'll have a solid rope of piss from dick to toilet, no problem, and yet still from the bottom of my dick goes drip drip spit sputter

I have to sit down to piss, which isn't really an issue because I kind of picked this habit up anyway, but I hate that I have to now, in order to not make a fuckin mess.

:nws:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Well it’s Credburn, who is still active on the forum.

It’s more likely that you’d come across a recent post than a post from any particular past year, plus the whole setup for the joke is that it’s a year that one wouldn’t suspect from from the post content.

So I choose “2024”.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
If anything it feels valid as one thing goons definitely find getting shittier every year is our decrepit bodies.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

EorayMel posted:

:sg: Breathe life into old videogames... by bringing them into our world! :sg:

saudukar posted:

No you can suffer through the shitness just like the rest of us had to, who where unfortunate enough to click in here and have our eyeballs assaulted with the bland nothingness that this thread provides.

Suck up all the mediocrity and eat it up.

Edit: The first one isn't so bad.
Get up Cmon suffer with the shitness.

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender

DandyLion posted:

Greetings Blyatfighter, you have been recruited by meat league to defend the frontier against Zelensky, and the Azov armada

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Outrail posted:

Guess the year

This is exactly like any other credburn post so I'm going to say 2024

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Dixville posted:

Get up Cmon suffer with the shitness.
Lol

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Mister Olympus posted:

Had one of those dreams where there's a new popular meme that only makes sense in the dream and I had to recreate it before I forgot it


Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
the dream thread is great

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


This feels very powerful.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

I love this.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Dick Fontaine posted:

what is even going here? please help me understand. thank you and bless 🙏 🇭🇺 🦉

https://twitter.com/pansybeast/status/1740529048802009484







Total Party Kill posted:

hung-arian owls

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I always love when someone realizes "oh yeah we got a goon for that"

bradzilla posted:

paging bird with big dick

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lmao birds don't have dicks they have cloaca

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