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“He slimed me.” [edit] The worst snipe.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:45 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 09:38 |
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HJE-Cobra posted:My god, that villain... his JO crystals are fully charged! Omg I joked and was right
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:45 |
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is it possible for something to be its own porn parody?
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:45 |
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:The entirety of the Atlantic's reporting both during and after Trump's presidency has been "YOU SHOULD BE MORE AFRAID OF TRUMP AND WHAT HE'S DOING. NO, MORE AFRAID THAN THAT. YOU AREN'T AFRAID ENOUGH!" They're right. Stoatbringer posted:I had no idea that yew trees were toxic until recently. A kid here in the UK was climbing one and decided to eat some of the leaves and berries, and it killed him. Admitting that yew killed someone?! Another Bill posted:Inside every republican there are two wolves.... The CPAC furry afterparty is going well.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:46 |
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A lot of people in this thread don't watch the Righteous Gemstones and it shows. Quit quoting the Smut Busters van.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:48 |
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Droogie posted:As a former ACO, had I been given this assignment, it would be a staunch "No" with a scathing report full of jokes at the caller's expense in dry law enforcement talk, which I used to love doing for stupid calls. No, no. This is like when the new person at the auto repair shop gets hazed and the one training them asks them to collect some exhaust samples with a plastic bag. You got someone new at animal control and you're just like, "I know this is your first time getting sent out on a task, but I'm going to need you to wrangle this entire kindergarten class into your truck."
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:51 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Please ignore the giant purple cum stain on my van dedicated to making sure people don't cum. why why why did they choose to go with a viscous splash effect
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:51 |
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Droogie posted:Just.. out of sheer delight, I thought about what this would look like. It's been a couple years, but it would not look a hell of a lot like this, officially, in the record: Cheetahmen II is way lamer than the prototype
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:51 |
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Serious_Cyclone posted:why why why did they choose to go with a viscous splash effect According to prior posters, it is indeed a parody it would seem.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:52 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Criminal strippers will take over that city There could be some humor in this whole concept. A city that once had a 'respectable' supercriminal community was gradually replaced by more and more porn-based ones knowing that Colossal Man can't stop them. An ultimatum is given by the city: They can't stand this anymore and force him to take on a Z-lister partner in hopes of not of cleaning up crime, but "making crime clean, again."
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:53 |
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beerinator posted:A lot of people in this thread don't watch the Righteous Gemstones and it shows. Quit quoting the Smut Busters van. Why? They're doing the lords work.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:53 |
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lol porn addiction isnt even real. thats just called "being a person"
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:54 |
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porn can never match up to a truly filthy imagination
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:56 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:And the judge allows it Judge is trying to make sure he can’t appeal and get it thrown out for being unfair to your favorite President (Me!), Trump I hate it too
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:58 |
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Junk posted:lol porn addiction isnt even real. thats just called "being a person" I mean it kinda is, but it mostly happens in weird repressed groups like these clowns or others, if all sins are equal then your hosed anyway, mixed with the fact that they dont know whats idk "healthy" because they never get any kind of sexual education.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:58 |
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Yeah, we got a code 621 in progress, 2 males, anthropomorphic.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:58 |
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I don’t believe it for one moment that Trump can “throw his hands in the air”. No way in hell that man’s hands go above his shoulders.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:59 |
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Junk posted:lol porn addiction isnt even real. thats just called "being a person" It's wild that the "be fruitful and multiply" people are like "hey stop thinking about loving" all the time. Absolutely stupid poo poo. rotinaj posted:Judge is trying to make sure he can’t appeal and get it thrown out for being unfair to your favorite President (Me!), Trump The judge literally said to trump "I know you want me to throw you out". The judge is smarter than trump.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:59 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:It's wild that the "be fruitful and multiply" people are like "hey stop thinking about loving" all the time. God just ain't what he used to be in the old testaments, getting a kid changes a person.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:01 |
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Grey Cat posted:Yeah, we got a code 621 in progress, 2 males, anthropomorphic. lol gently caress me I didn't even think of the cityname sportsball mascots. There's just absolutely no way to write the law that separates them cleanly.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:01 |
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credburn posted:Colossal Man is cringey but I don't want to poo poo on it; porn addiction is a thing people struggle with, like anything. Pretty sure that whole thing is not actually meant to help people struggling with porn addiction, but instead preaches how they should replace their love of porn with the love of Jesus (or Trump, I dunno)
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:02 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:It's wild that the "be fruitful and multiply" people are like "hey stop thinking about loving" all the time. Well there the loving is making more stupid gently caress evangelicals, so that's okay Otherwise Sex is Satan ...Well it is if women enjoy it.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:04 |
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Grey Cat posted:Yeah, we got a code 621 in progress, 2 males, anthropomorphic. Priority 1, 10-27-12 I hate that I remember all this poo poo. But as was pointed out below, yeah, mascots would absolutely fall under that category and would be a huge lol
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:05 |
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Pretty sure that whole thing is not actually meant to help people struggling with porn addiction, but instead preaches how they should replace their love of porn with the love of Jesus (or Trump, I dunno) A person could probably replace porn with actual superhero movies, because they are closer to sexless ken dolls, than the actual movie about the barbie toy line.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:05 |
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drat.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:06 |
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wtf? Sex is the way humanity continues on. Sex is the way that the people who MADE that graphic were created. I grew up in a deeply religious family that would broadcast a similar sentiment and I've always joked that my family/religion taught that sex is the most disgusting thing that Satan ever invented (said as a joke because they believe God created everything). But they do treat it that way. Fuckin' weirdos and perverts, all of them. Quit thinking about other people's sexual activity.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:07 |
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Droogie posted:
The 621 was its own joke for the astute and corrupted. But yes I'm sure there's an actual code to use.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:09 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:It's wild that the "be fruitful and multiply" people are like "hey stop thinking about loving" all the time. It's like 100% of conversation about gay people among conservatives is about all the gay sex we are having all the time and 100% of the conversation that I have about gay sex is, well, it's been two weeks and it's 4 PM on Sunday, should we just get this over with? We do still enjoy sex with each other, right?
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:11 |
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Catastrophe posted:
You may enjoy HBO show Rightous Gemstones.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:12 |
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Should have gone with Nut Busters.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:13 |
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Grey Cat posted:The 621 was its own joke for the astute and corrupted. I'm neither of those! Well, I'm not astute.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:13 |
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porn owns imo
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:13 |
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Oscar Wild posted:You may enjoy HBO show Rightous Gemstones. Noted. Thank you.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:14 |
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I'll admit I made it about 3 episodes into The Righteous Gemstones before stopping. Not the show's fault I just don't stick with shows very easily.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:14 |
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TulliusCicero posted:
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:15 |
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Walton Goggins was a sweet Tony Stark in Boots Riley's show on HBO I feel like he's going to be the only thing I like about Fallout
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:15 |
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The reason the New Testaments are all like "HEY STOP loving" is because Jesus preached that the end of the world was coming soon, so there was no point in having kids, or really doing anything at all. Then the world didn't end, and another argument grew out Jesus's sayings, --having sex made people, and people brought more sin in the world, so don't make people. (sources - Bart D. Ehrman - History of the bible, and his other books)
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:15 |
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Oscar Wild posted:You may enjoy HBO show Rightous Gemstones. gently caress that, I don't watch HBO to get preached too.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:16 |
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Jesus was a wild and crazy motherfucker, and I for one am tired of pretending he was this perfect chaste being
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:17 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 09:38 |
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Colossal Man slowly rises from the rubble and gazes towards the sky. A single radiant sun beam pierces the bleak clouds illuminating the land. Smoldering steel and crumbled concrete are strewn about with scattered survivors clamoring their way to daylight. "Did... Did you do it?" Abstinence Boy pondered while fumbling with his smart phone. Several taps later and his eyes grew huge, "You did! The Internet! It's gone!" "No more temptation..." Colossal Man said softly, "Is my work finished? Can I rest?" With the Internet dead the scourge of easily distributed pornography had been dealt with. Finally all those poor hapless victimized innocent men could rest their cranks. The moment of quiet introspection was suddenly shattered by piercing frantic laughter from a nearby thicket of woods. Colossal Man's eyes darted around searching for the source finally settling on a worn out 1980s Ford panel van with a bubble window on the rear side ensconced in an elaborate but faded airbrushed wolf standing in the forest. A shadowy figure emerged from behind holding something. "You're fighting a force older than civilization itself, friendo," said the figure. Emerging into the light it was a man with a shaggy mullet and wispy mustache in a worn leather jacket with weirdly tight jeans. In his hands was a tattered box. "Who are you?! Be you friend or fornicator of a unwed and solitary nature?" Colossal Man shouted. The man reached into the worn box and withdrew his arm holding an item. Through the billowing smoke Colossal Man finally made out the item and was struck with tensley tumultuous turgidity in his loins. He gasped and fell to his knees trying to preserve his virtue. "Me? I'm Woods Porn Man!" the mysterious figure shouted while holding a tattered March 1987 issue of Penthouse magazine. To Be Continued...
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