Oscar Wild posted:

HJE-Cobra posted:

My god, that villain... his JO crystals are fully charged!

Oscar Wild posted:

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

The entirety of the Atlantic's reporting both during and after Trump's presidency has been "YOU SHOULD BE MORE AFRAID OF TRUMP AND WHAT HE'S DOING. NO, MORE AFRAID THAN THAT. YOU AREN'T AFRAID ENOUGH!"

Stoatbringer posted:

I had no idea that yew trees were toxic until recently. A kid here in the UK was climbing one and decided to eat some of the leaves and berries, and it killed him.

Another Bill posted:

Inside every republican there are two wolves....

Droogie posted:

As a former ACO, had I been given this assignment, it would be a staunch "No" with a scathing report full of jokes at the caller's expense in dry law enforcement talk, which I used to love doing for stupid calls.

If I had to give this assignment to an officer under my supervision- they would never know. They would never see it. This doesn't get past the call for service stage.

nine-gear crow posted:

Please ignore the giant purple cum stain on my van dedicated to making sure people don't cum.

Droogie posted:

Just.. out of sheer delight, I thought about what this would look like. It's been a couple years, but it would not look a hell of a lot like this, officially, in the record:


On [date] at approximately [time], I, Sergeant Droogie(51) received a call for service from [school] regarding an animal in a classroom. While an animal on campus or stuck in a classroom would normally require the highest level of response, I made contact with the caller for further details as the request had several odd discrepancies. Upon making contact via telephone with the caller, [caller’s name], a [teacher or administrator] at [school], they described the animal as a large feline by the name of [student’s name].

When asked about the animal’s behavior, I was told that the animal was sitting in class, at a desk, and was refusing to remove their ears and tail. I explained to the caller that asking an animal to voluntarily remove their own body parts was an odd, illogical request as the animal would be able to properly comprehend the request, and further that to require an animal to cause harm to itself was also not a reasonable request. Caller was cautioned that forced removal of animal parts from the animal’s body performed by the caller at the scene and not under the care and instruction of a veterinarian would constitute animal cruelty under 9-2-4-1 and 9-2-4-2 under the HEART Ordinance.

At this time the caller became audibly annoyed and accused me of being unreasonable and obtuse. Caller went on to explain that the “animal” in question was a student at the school dressed in costume facsimiles of animal parts including fake ears and a fake tail, consistent with furry culture or even just a child dressed in the accessories as a way of personal expression.

I did at this time that the student did not meet the criteria of a companion or wild animal under the city’s definitions within the HEART ordinance, and that the Animal Welfare Department would not be dispatching officers to their location. Caller was advised to go through other channels if needed, as our officers are specifically to deal with animals as defined in statute and we would not be removing a human child and placing them in a cage to placate their concerns. Caller was advised to not contact the department for calls of the same nature in the future, as it is a misuse of officer time and city resources.

Call concluded.

Serious_Cyclone posted:

why why why did they choose to go with a viscous splash effect

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Criminal strippers will take over that city

beerinator posted:

A lot of people in this thread don't watch the Righteous Gemstones and it shows. Quit quoting the Smut Busters van.

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

And the judge allows it

Junk posted:

lol porn addiction isnt even real. thats just called "being a person"

Junk posted:

lol porn addiction isnt even real. thats just called "being a person"

rotinaj posted:

Judge is trying to make sure he can’t appeal and get it thrown out for being unfair to your favorite President (Me!), Trump

I hate it too

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

It's wild that the "be fruitful and multiply" people are like "hey stop thinking about loving" all the time.

Absolutely stupid poo poo.

Grey Cat posted:

Yeah, we got a code 621 in progress, 2 males, anthropomorphic.

credburn posted:

Colossal Man is cringey but I don't want to poo poo on it; porn addiction is a thing people struggle with, like anything.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

It's wild that the "be fruitful and multiply" people are like "hey stop thinking about loving" all the time.

Absolutely stupid poo poo.

The judge literally said to trump "I know you want me to throw you out". The judge is smarter than trump.

Grey Cat posted:

Yeah, we got a code 621 in progress, 2 males, anthropomorphic.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Pretty sure that whole thing is not actually meant to help people struggling with porn addiction, but instead preaches how they should replace their love of porn with the love of Jesus (or Trump, I dunno)

Oscar Wild posted:

Droogie posted:

Priority 1, 10-27-12

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

It's wild that the "be fruitful and multiply" people are like "hey stop thinking about loving" all the time.

Absolutely stupid poo poo.

The judge literally said to trump "I know you want me to throw you out". The judge is smarter than trump.

Catastrophe posted:

wtf? Sex is the way humanity continues on. Sex is the way that the people who MADE that graphic were created. I grew up in a deeply religious family that would broadcast a similar sentiment and I've always joked that my family/religion taught that sex is the most disgusting thing that Satan ever invented (said as a joke because they believe God created everything). But they do treat it that way. Fuckin' weirdos and perverts, all of them. Quit thinking about other people's sexual activity.

Oscar Wild posted:

Grey Cat posted:

The 621 was its own joke for the astute and corrupted.
But yes I'm sure there's an actual code to use.

Oscar Wild posted:

You may enjoy HBO show Rightous Gemstones.

TulliusCicero posted:

How the gently caress is this real

Why does he have dicks on his head

How does he stop like any female supervillain ever? Does he just turn into the Tex Avery Wolf at the first sign of booba?

...Can we make a thread just to explore this fascinating subgenre of comic?

Oscar Wild posted:

You may enjoy HBO show Rightous Gemstones.