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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



IshmaelZarkov posted:

In a related question, what's the over/under of the same. Show your working.

$3 million and I'll take the under. Keep in mind this is his second defamation trial with Carroll, so it becomes a question of how much additional damage has he done, how much punative damages get applied to someone who won't stop being an rear end in a top hat, and lawyer fees for trial number two. So it'll be a relatively small amount compared to the other damages being thrown around. I'll LOL if he goes above $10 million, but I think it's unlikely.

Join us in six months for defamation trial #3!

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
That smelly motherfucker just said he should be paid for raping someone. I should be paid damages for having to exist in the same universe as that filth.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Why isn't Hunter Biden the President?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

emSparkly posted:

I should just become a lawyer tbh. Seems easy.

I don't think you can be president trump's lawyer without suffering some grievous head injury

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Imagine after Trump supporters tried to murder his own vice president for not stealing election not being able to conceded that they in fact violent morons.

Believing that they they threatened Carroll is not some is not some big leap after they tried to murder a cop with a flagpole.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

MrQwerty posted:

Why isn't Hunter Biden the President?

With a hog like that? No way.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

MrQwerty posted:

Why isn't Hunter Biden the President?

You can't tie that man down, he belongs to the ages.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Hunter doesn't want to be President when he's already Secretary of Partying Down!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

kdrudy posted:

With a hog like that? No way.

There's president precedent

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

mobby_6kl posted:

There's president precedent

Whatever about LBJs big hog, you know that Marfans motherfucker Lincoln was bringing the thickness.

Also, casual reminder that Clinton's dick has a weird identifiable leftward slant

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

mobby_6kl posted:

There's president precedent

Where are our presidential cock rankings, by length and girth.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Failed Imagineer posted:

Whatever about LBJs big hog, you know that Marfans motherfucker Lincoln was bringing the thickness.

Also, casual reminder that Clinton's dick has a weird identifiable leftward slant

is Slick Willy left handed

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Vampire Panties posted:

is Slick Willy left handed

He is as it happens but I don't think there's a correlation

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

kdrudy posted:

Where are our presidential cock rankings, by length and girth.

Tromp dead last in presidential rankings, again

Synesthesian Fetish
Apr 29, 2008

Ya know, I useta be President... I'll let you kids punch me anywhere but the face for a dollar.

priznat posted:

Tromp dead last in presidential rankings, again

My gut tells me Coolidge was packing a meat hammer

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

kdrudy posted:

Where are our presidential cock rankings, by length and girth.

Howard Taft could probably surprise us, but the only man who knows for sure is our boy Archibald Butt (second from right).

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

ol bald butt.

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009

kdrudy posted:

Where are our presidential cock rankings, by length and girth.
Donny will claim his hog is 6 foot 3’ and weighs 215lbs.

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


kdrudy posted:

Where are our presidential cock rankings, by length and girth.

#1 is obviously Grover "Over the Shoulder" Cleveland.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Given his namesake Monument, Washington was probably compensating for a micropeen

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

I really dislike this human being and wish the most painful and long lasting hemorrhoids upon him, the loving vile rapist piece of poo poo

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
Van Buren had mutton chops in more than one place.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Almost Smart posted:

Van Buren had mutton chops in more than one place.

well yeah if you only had them on one side it would look weird

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

rotinaj posted:

I really dislike this human being and wish the most painful and long lasting hemorrhoids upon him, the loving vile rapist piece of poo poo

:same:

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Make him put up $100,000,000 and he gets a million back everyday he doesnt defame EJC.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Grammarchist posted:

You can't tie that man down, he belongs to the ages.

Is he a banjo man?

Because that's the only way he could be cooler.

https://richardspooralmanac.blogspot.com/2013/04/you-cant-tie-down-banjo-man.html?m=1

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

cr0y posted:

Make him put up $100,000,000 and he gets a million back everyday he doesnt defame EJC.

Someone needs to proof check the system for stack overflow before it goes live

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!




Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
YOU! I wanna take you to a mistrial!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

credburn posted:

Colossal Man is cringey but I don't want to poo poo on it; porn addiction is a thing people struggle with, like anything.

you do not in fact gotta handy to them

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

kdrudy posted:

Where are our presidential cock rankings, by length and girth.

LBJ might be up there:

quote:

He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call “Jumbo,” hooting once, “Have you ever seen anything as big as this?,” and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation. At the same time, he would oblige aides to take dictation standing in the door of his office bathroom while he went about emptying his bowels, as if in some alpha-male ritual assertion of his primacy. Even on the floors of the House and Senate, he would extravagantly rummage away at his groin, sometimes reaching his hand through a pocket and leaning with half-lifted leg for more thorough access.

https://www.nybooks.com/articles/2002/11/07/the-big-guy/?lp_txn_id=1520298

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





Catastrophe posted:

YOU! I wanna take you to a mistrial!



I'M GONNA SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY

ON A MISTRAL
MISTRIAL
MISTRIAL
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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

HJE-Cobra posted:

My god, that villain... his JO crystals are fully charged!

the unambiguosly goon porno

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Roald Dahl was a piece of poo poo himself, but he was spot on when he said that evil people just radiate their internal vileness, while good people likewise radiate their goodness from within.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Outpost22 posted:

Very few former presidents get brought up on federal charges
Not true. The average is like two charges each.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Seriously, Trump looks like loving Megabyte from Reboot in those sketches. Someone who's good and photoshop and has some free time should look into that.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Junk posted:

lol porn addiction isnt even real. thats just called "being a person"

hahahahah like walk away from the screen hahah

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!


sorry I am late again

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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

nine-gear crow posted:

Seriously, Trump looks like loving Megabyte from Reboot in those sketches. Someone who's good and photoshop and has some free time should look into that.

Trump being voiced by Tony jay would be extremely bad

A voice like that could make trump’s nazi rhetoric more palatable to the masses

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