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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

B-Rock452 posted:

I want to say she is doing this on purpose mainly so trump can bitch that the judge is against him by not letting his attorney speak but lol I think she is just dumb

If Trump wasn't truly stupid he'd be boxing her into doing all this crap, then sue Habba for gross incompetence afterward to make the damages back.

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I'm your private lawyer
Lawing for money
Do what you want me to do

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law.

It's funny how the way he envisions this "imperfect" system working we have some bad, violent cops and he has complete and total immunity from the law.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


John Wick of Dogs posted:

I think that was the start of a question

Ah yeah, you're right. I'm tired and read it wrong but at this point a catty snapback at the judge wouldn't be unsurprising lol

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



kazil posted:

Habba is really, really bad at lawyering




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVe3p1b2UAs

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Ouhei
Oct 23, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
I mean I assume this is all just to put on a show to make MAGA more enraged about how unfair the deep state is being to Trump so they get him re-elected. Realistically that's the only way he escapes being totally hosed by years end.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Ouhei posted:

I mean I assume this is all just to put on a show to make MAGA more enraged about how unfair the deep state is being to Trump so they get him re-elected. Realistically that's the only way he escapes being totally hosed by years end.
None of that helps him a whit in a civil case.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
pkmn trainer red, please work your magic and edit all of his stupid wispy hair off the top of his head there, leaving just the sides. That is the true Trump hair, the stuff on top is just a mirage

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!



Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Uhgggg his disgusting butthole-mouth! He’s kinda gross, huh.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Jimlit posted:

Yeah it comes off more about the cost of polarization and how dehumanizing it is.

Calling it now: it’s going to have some tone-deaf message like “Alice, I know Billy-Bob explicitly wants people like you dead, but can’t you meet him in the middle?” that pleases nobody.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Captain Invictus posted:

pkmn trainer red, please work your magic and edit all of his stupid wispy hair off the top of his head there, leaving just the sides. That is the true Trump hair, the stuff on top is just a mirage

OK but I think he should have just a little hair left, as a treat.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

He's playin' the hits!



RIGGED AND STOLLEN!

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Regalingualius posted:

Calling it now: it’s going to have some tone-deaf message like “Alice, I know Billy-Bob explicitly wants people like you dead, but can’t you meet him in the middle?” that pleases nobody.

i have actually seen it and the twist is that trumps butthole mouth is actually a malfunctioning AI robot butthole mouth and it says a bunch of dumb poo poo and makes the country go to war with itself

Trump has a butthole mouth and poop comes out of it, thats what I’m saying here

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

kazil posted:

Habba is really, really bad at lawyering




By tomorrow Judge Kaplan should just have a button that says "Sustained" every time there's an objecting

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

OK but I think he should have just a little hair left, as a treat.


lmaooooo yessss

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

By tomorrow Judge Kaplan should just have a button that says "Sustained" every time there's an objecting

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



kw0134 posted:

The strongest argument that can be made, as likely has been raised in the thread already, is that the defamation has fully done the harm it is going to and no further award is necessary since there is nothing to compensate. It's not a particularly great argument imo but that's the sturdiest reed upon which you hang your defense.

Whatever the gently caress Habba is presenting, I have no idea. It'd be malpractice were it not exactly what I assume Trump wants.

And I think the reasonable counter to that is that the harm is continuing and Trump is continuing to defame Carroll in order to keep it going which at least necessitates additional punative damages.

But, yeah, Habba is trying to argue the first defamation case again during the damages phase of the second. The "how much additional harm could he have done?" is the obvious path to minimize damages, so it's a sign of how lovely Habba is that she's not pursuing it.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



OH NO MR. PRESIDENT WE FORGOT ABOUT THE WIND!!!

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Lol that stupid fuckin mouth.

It's like someone making fun of him, but it's actually him.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Habba is doing a great job of demonstrating that either a) trump is responsible for ruining this woman's life, or b) every woman on Twitter is under constant assault from violent and sexual threats

porquenolosdos.gif

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Lol that stupid fuckin mouth.

It's like someone making fun of him, but it's actually him.

It’s the worst thing about him!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I just imagine trump is constantly going Choo Chooooo like a train and thats why he does that mouth thing

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.


Habba must be going for the Guinness World Record for receiving the most objections during a trial.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



(a few pages back)

Tree Bucket posted:

...why does a parking lot need a lawyer?

This is America. Hershey's Chocolate is being sued because their pumpkin-shaped candies don't resemble the artwork on the wrapping.

I wish I was kidding

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Get ready for a big beautiful wave, folks. And on the top of this big beautiful wave, will be your big, beautiful, golden, most favorite president (ME!!)

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

PainterofCrap posted:

(a few pages back)

This is America. Hershey's Chocolate is being sued because their pumpkin-shaped candies don't resemble the artwork on the wrapping.

I wish I was kidding

For every frivolous lawsuit there are a ton of legit lawsuits that corporations work real hard to discredit. Let's not go down this garbage path.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

kazil posted:

For every frivolous lawsuit there are a ton of legit lawsuits that corporations work real hard to discredit. Let's not go down this garbage path.

Yeah I don't wanna have to think about that McDonald's lady's busted vagina again

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Three Olives posted:

For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law.

It's funny how the way he envisions this "imperfect" system working we have some bad, violent cops and he has complete and total immunity from the law.

So he envisions the system working with him as a mafia don

Checks out

PainterofCrap posted:

(a few pages back)

This is America. Hershey's Chocolate is being sued because their pumpkin-shaped candies don't resemble the artwork on the wrapping.

I wish I was kidding

Good, they have been cutting corners in pursuit of cheapness for years and the seasonal ones have gotten markedly worse

Make the company that adds puke flavoring to its chocolate pay people money, gently caress ‘em

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I hope Hershey's is sued to death after Trump.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Escape From Noise posted:

Get ready for a big beautiful wave, folks. And on the top of this big beautiful wave, will be your big, beautiful, golden, most favorite president (ME!!)


“POPULIST WAVE SWEEPS IOWA with about 15% of the registered republicans participating in the primary caucus and only 51% of them voting Trump! FASCISM WILL PREVAIL! MAGA!”

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
Habba is doing what Trump wants. All Trump can do now is scream at the wall to stop existing so he can keep walking. It will continue to exist, so he will continue to scream. QED.

rotinaj posted:

So he envisions the system working with him as a mafia don

Yet another irony about Trump: if he had actually tried to be any sort of actual criminal boss, he'd have been killed 200 times over by now because of his sheer, overwhelming fail at everything. Just like he would have been purged within three months max if he'd somehow established himself as a dictator over America.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Escape From Noise posted:

Get ready for a big beautiful wave, folks. And on the top of this big beautiful wave, will be your big, beautiful, golden, most favorite president (ME!!)


The "Davos crowd" isn't panicking at all lol

Just yesterday Jamie Dimon was talking about how Trump has some great ideas

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

kazil posted:

Up all night, angry postin'

1:59am
"any mistake, even if well intended"

all those "well-intended" "mistakes" trump made

"guys if we do this than every decision by every president might come under review" he says to his giant hog fan base "yeah! i don't need someone looking over my shoulder!!"

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Mike Pillow is getting involved in THE MEME WARS!

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Cornwind Evil posted:

Yet another irony about Trump: if he had actually tried to be any sort of actual criminal boss, he'd have been killed 200 times over by now because of his sheer, overwhelming fail at everything.

The big question is if he would be shot in the back of the head (then face) like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas or if he would be beaten to death and buried in a cornfield like Joe Pesci in Casino.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Escape From Noise posted:

Mike Pillow is getting involved in THE MEME WARS!


Mike Lindell should definitely defame dominion systems more

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

love thy likpa




PKMN Trainer Red posted:

OH NO MR. PRESIDENT WE FORGOT ABOUT THE WIND!!!



Man Robocop got old...

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

priznat posted:

The big question is if he would be shot in the back of the head (then face) like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas or if he would be beaten to death and buried in a cornfield like Joe Pesci in Casino.

Trump strikes me as more of a Joe Pesci from Home Alone (and Home Alone 2)

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