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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/DWUhlfelderLaw/status/1747997056629649883

I wish I could get paid this much to suck so hard at my job :(

Of all the ways to make money off of being able to make Trump's dick twitch this is probably the least gross.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I know we all love doomering in here, but there is zero chance Alina Habba becomes a Supreme Justice

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!



Didn't even make TURMP a pallbearer!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Sir John Falstaff posted:

The "incestors" part is photoshopped, at least:



Not sure how much better that makes it.

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

kazil posted:

I know we all love doomering in here, but there is zero chance Alina Habba becomes a Supreme Justice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWmIlGQmuvU&t=135s

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


what’s with the “perverted” claim? pretty sure that power of positive thinking stuff was already garbage

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Catastrophe posted:

I never understood that. If I want to make my mouth try to imitate his butthole shape, I have to TRY. It doesn't just happen. How the hell does his face just naturally do THIS?!



He's got RBF Resting Butthole Face

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

morningdrew posted:



Didn't even make TURMP a pallbearer!

I would pay money to see tmrup actually try to carry his worth of a casket as a pallbearer

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.
It's also worth noting that it's most likely that none of her family even wants him there anyway.

It's 100% for show, and the show is only for him.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

rotinaj posted:

I would pay money to see tmrup actually try to carry his worth of a casket as a pallbearer

He could carry eight caskets easily (unlike weak Biden who could probably not even carry one)

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

morningdrew posted:



Didn't even make TURMP a pallbearer!

Donald Trump didn't even know her name was Paul!

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
"Casket" is the technical term for the box a Big Mac comes in.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

:rudy: Giuliani and Alina Habba are two of the greatest lawyers the USA and the world at large have ever seen

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

MrQwerty posted:

:rudy: Giuliani and Alina Habba are two of the greatest lawyers the USA and the world at large have ever seen

Giuliani could probably really use some of that 2.5 million in PAC money right about now

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

withak posted:

"Casket" is the technical term for the box a Big Mac comes in.

"roger, agent. the casket has been acquired and is en route to potus. we have confirmed potus is opening the casket. it's a fillet o' fish, i repeat, fillet o' fish. ETA to potus's mouth .35 seconds. secondary napkin team standby, there is mayo all over potus's butthole mouth."

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Steadiman posted:

Giuliani could probably really use some of that 2.5 million in PAC money right about now

$10 deal or no deal

actually hey :rudy: you know how to play high-low

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


Ha! Joke is on you. The Confederates were Democrats.

This guy has never voted for a Democrat in his life

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

tek79 posted:

Ha! Joke is on you. The Confederates were Democrats.

This guy has never voted for a Democrat in his life

Of course not! He's not racist, he just thinks all races should just stick to their own kind. Nothing racist about that!

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Haley always looks like my god mother in some pictures, its weird. like its not a 1 to 1 thing but they look similar enough that sometimes its weird.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


why can't any of them act like a normal pe-

oh yeah lol

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Toxic Mental posted:

Of course not! He's not racist, he just thinks all races should just stick to their own kind. Nothing racist about that!

you joke but i've basically heard this exact thing said

:smith:

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/DWUhlfelderLaw/status/1747997056629649883

I wish I could get paid this much to suck so hard at my job :(

Goddamn, the gaming laptops she can buy with all that scratch, god drat

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Truly the queen of the Republic of Gamers.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

IF I WANT TO PLAY PHANTOM LIBERTY DURING THE CLOSING ARGUMENTS, IT'S MY RIGHT AS AN ATTORNEY

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

ElectricSheep posted:

god the boomer cry-laugh emoji is just so obnoxious on a primal level

I wish we could change it, like the forums changed :awesome: to what it is now (from the overused emoji now at :imunfunny:.)

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Agents are GO! posted:

I wish we could change it, like the forums changed :awesome: to what it is now (from the overused emoji now at :imunfunny:.)

:elon:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

I told my Boomer FIL that Haley is just John Kerry in a wig and now he's always telling me updates about what John Kerry is up to and chuckling to himself

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

big nipples big life posted:

are your boobs inversely proportional to your morals?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Amazing username/post energy

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Oh poo poo I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe

quote:

”I think it says more about Democrats and the kind of foolishness, nastiness they're involved in," Clay Edwards said in a TikTok video, "that the first thing they think of when they see a busted callus on a hard-working blue-collar billionaire's hand, on a man's hand that has spent the last eight years trying to save America, on a man's hand that has spent the last eight years trying to Make America Great Again, again, that the first thing they think of is an STD?"

I don't care for the baseless speculations about anyone's health but "hard-working blue-collar billionaire" is just too funny.

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/politics/2024/01/18/donald-trump-hand-sores-photo-social-media/72265930007/

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


oh
my
god

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I would love an explanation of the precise hard work T is putting in to bust his calluses.

(Yeah I know it's tugging the stomach out of himself)

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



Spin it like a round (like a record)

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I would be more apt to believe it was ketchup or something, dude probably sees doctors regularly and syphillis is highly treatable.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Honestly the golf club explanation is the most likely, he lives on a golf course

But syphilis is definitely more fun

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

priznat posted:

I would be more apt to believe it was ketchup or something, dude probably sees doctors regularly and syphillis is highly treatable.

You would be shocked at how many people intentionally decline STI testing and ignore clear symptoms that they have one because they refuse to believe they could acquire one. People constantly wind of almost dead of AIDS in the hospital ALL THE TIME even though it is highly treatable because they flat out refuse to get an HIV test.

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

Post ITT every time the blue collar billionaire peels his calluses in his tin roof shack by candle light.

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

TremorX posted:

Honestly the golf club explanation is the most likely, he lives on a golf course

But syphilis is definitely more fun

Golf gloves are a thing. Dude's infected

e: after review, it seems the idiot doesn't use a glove on his right hand...

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

priznat posted:

I would be more apt to believe it was ketchup or something, dude probably sees doctors regularly and syphillis is highly treatable.

I think you’ll find that Your Favourite President knows more about medicine than any doctor in history, and doesn’t need to be told by them how to treat the galloping clap.

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



bird food bathtub posted:

IANAL and all, but going off what LegalEagle put in his YouTube video on the topic she is absolutely getting disbarred for her fuckery with the sexual assault case.

OK the *other* sexual assault case, not the one involving Trump.

OK OK the *other other* sexual assault case, not the one involving Trump directly but one of his restaurant managers.

It's important to remember that what she did in that case wasn't just the highest possible breach of attorney ethics, it was a felony. And the kind of felony that gets the book thrown at you so hard you can measure the blue shift. Habba will be lucky if she only gets disbarred.

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