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E:fbKarate Bastard posted:Lmao birds don't have dicks they have cloaca  https://bioone.org/ContentImages/Journals/tauk/134/4/AUK-17-114.1/graphic/WebImages/i0004-8038-134-4-882-f01.jpgSome people like to use the giraffe's laryngeal nerve as evidence of evolution; I like to bust out the duck dong to prove that no loving or sane God would make such a choice.
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tribbledirigible posted:E:fb Thank you for service in putting duck penises in your search history so none of the rest of us have to 
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Captain Hygiene posted:Thank you for service in putting duck penises in your search history so none of the rest of us have to You know you can just use a browser that protects your privacy, like DuckDuckGo
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tribbledirigible posted:E:fb No wonder Donald never bothers with pants
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also they fall off after every mating seasonCaptain Hygiene posted:More like DuckDickGo
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JediTalentAgent posted:Everyone gets a sex-themed gimmick for their crimes.
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Captain Hygiene posted:More like DuckDickNo
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Isn't there some disgusting soft drink with glitter squares in it? I remember someone saying it had the consistency of cum, but none of the charm.
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this is intensely nerdy but I appreciate anytime someone makes this referenceGonSmithe posted:
Silhouette posted:SIMIC TURTLE ELK CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
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just a real simple back to basics made me laughI would blow Dane Cook posted:Also some modern lego sets are huge. Yngwie Mangosteen posted:those are duplos
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Carthag Tuek posted:just a real simple back to basics made me laugh Lmfao
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Carthag Tuek posted:just a real simple back to basics made me laugh lol
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Carthag Tuek posted:just a real simple back to basics made me laugh this is pure and lovely
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Carthag Tuek posted:just a real simple back to basics made me laugh a good hearty lol
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tribbledirigible posted:E:fb As an evolutionary biology student I had the chance to meet the man who discovered homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck; apparently he discovered it when he walked past it one day
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vegetables posted:As an evolutionary biology student I had the chance to meet the man who discovered homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck; apparently he discovered it when he walked past it one day Or maybe that's just what he claims because every other explanation is questionable
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Oh, I dare say, this is homosexual necrophilia, how fascinating
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what is the charge? observing a homosexual necrophiliac mallard?
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Like omg who cares, that zombie is eating same sex brains, said nobody rational ever
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Wake me up when it's a cannibalistic necrophiliac homosexual mallard, maybe with a side of incest
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steinrokkan posted:Wake me up when it's a cannibalistic necrophiliac homosexual mallard, maybe with a side of incest flowers in the quaktic
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Karate Bastard posted:Like omg who cares, that zombie is eating same sex brains, said nobody rational ever yep. the human brain has H B C and T vitamins, roughly equal measures. maybe if you eat a million "male" brains, youll get sick. but maybe you would also get sick if you ate a million "female" brains. its an unanswered question in science but i think its basically like a polar bear's liver, full of all kinds of poo poo
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The human brain has M and F vitamins. Avoid them both. Until next time friends!
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Carthag Tuek posted:yep. the human brain has H B C and T vitamins, roughly equal measures. maybe if you eat a million "male" brains, youll get sick. but maybe you would also get sick if you ate a million "female" brains. its an unanswered question in science but i think its basically like a polar bear's liver, full of all kinds of poo poo It's a scientific fact that female brains are a dangerously large source of C vitamins, aka "cooties"
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Karate Bastard posted:Oh, I dare say, this is homosexual necrophilia, how fascinating "I love these dead gay ducks" - Duck
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Carthag Tuek posted:what is the charge? observing a homosexual necrophiliac mallard? this.... is democracy manifest
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:this.... is democracy manifest biology manifest, surely
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:this.... is democracy manifest Get your hand off my [duck] penis!
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Karate Bastard posted:“Oh, I dare say, this is homosexual necrophilia, how fascinating” He said in dead earnest.
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Carthag Tuek posted:what is the charge? observing a homosexual necrophiliac mallard? a succulent meal of duck
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Karate Bastard posted:Wake me up, before you DuckDuckGo
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dinahmoe posted:He said in dead earnest. The sensiblest of chuckles
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steinrokkan posted:Wake me up when it's a cannibalistic necrophiliac homosexual mallard The sound of it is really quite atrocious
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