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how long does trump go to jail for?
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piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Rubellavator posted:

stabler from svu as the gay clerk lmao

Meloni never mails it in. you're gonna get maximum scenery-chewing every time

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Der Meister posted:

if you have tsa precheck make sure you put your info on the airline website at least a couple days before your flight or you won’t be able to use it

I always do self check-in and put my known traveler ID in the kiosk right before I print my ticket. 60% of the time it works every time

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

:unsmithhalud:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

BIG DAY TOMORROW, NEW HAMPSHIRE—TOGETHER, WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

what is it with this guy and his obsession with doing good on dementia tests

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Hatebag posted:

the president nominates one and they have to be approved by the senate and house lol

lol

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Lpzie posted:

you ever see them on any menus? and if you try to get cute with a " secret menu" loophole, nope, not there either... look up what forbidden means and you'll understand.

I had never heard of it before I had it this past year.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

tenderjerk posted:

what is it with this guy and his obsession with doing good on dementia tests

He has dementia OP

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020


lol

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

tenderjerk posted:

what is it with this guy and his obsession with doing good on dementia tests

He thinks it's the same thing as an IQ test

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Glumwheels posted:

He has dementia OP

Then how did he pass the test?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Dumbass

Anti-Social_Disease
Mar 5, 2002

tenderjerk posted:

what is it with this guy and his obsession with doing good on dementia tests

He's an idiot spooked up rapist pedophile dipshit?

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Joementum posted:

i'm gonna clean your poorly drawn clock!!!

Lmao

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Hatebag posted:

so if a vice president died there would just not be one for the rest of the term.
unless it was a republican president, the dems would probably approve of a replacement vp to appease the voices in chuck schumer's head

No, a new VP can be appointed; that's what happened when Agnew quit and Gerald Ford was made VP.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

That 5-4 decision is flabbergasting lmao

You know it's not, but I get what you're saying. Yeah people should be real loving wilded out by this, but I think the load bearing law and order decorum for America is too damaged to matter anymore so now you've got self proclaimed originalists deciding the constitution was wrong.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
My cat just woke up from a nightmare hissed, and then looked around confused.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

lmfao

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

america is the only country that cuts coffee with water.. an honor so great they named the act of cutting coffee with water after america, the americano. think about how apt that is as a metaphor for so many things wrong in america. i think Donald Trump is going to bring dignity back to america and to coffee.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Asproigerosis posted:

You know it's not, but I get what you're saying. Yeah people should be real loving wilded out by this, but I think the load bearing law and order decorum for America is too damaged to matter anymore so now you've got self proclaimed originalists deciding the constitution was wrong.

the only surprise is that Barrett and Gorsuch are flip-flopped

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Lpzie posted:

america is the only country that cuts coffee with water.. an honor so great they named the act of cutting coffee with water after america, the americano. think about how apt that is as a metaphor for so many things wrong in america. i think Donald Trump is going to bring dignity back to america and to coffee.

Better than drinking tea like a limey Bri'ish dork

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Lpzie posted:

america is the only country that cuts coffee with water.. an honor so great they named the act of cutting coffee with water after america, the americano. think about how apt that is as a metaphor for so many things wrong in america. i think Donald Trump is going to bring dignity back to america and to coffee.

That's what an americano is? Huh I never had one but I do really like espresso.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

emfive posted:

No, a new VP can be appointed; that's what happened when Agnew quit and Gerald Ford was made VP.

this is a recent change with the 25th amendment

before that there was no replacement

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Salt Fish posted:

That's what an americano is? Huh I never had one but I do really like espresso.

yup. sometimes they hide the worst facts in plainview cause nobody is awake anymore.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

of course, i'm always awake. always watching. always vigilant. watching from the shadows sometimes if there's any deep shadows nearby otherwise i just hide in any containers i find. but always watching.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Rubellavator posted:

stabler from svu as the gay clerk lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYf3nqYQXDI

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Lpzie posted:

of course, i'm always awake. always watching. always vigilant. watching from the shadows sometimes if there's any deep shadows nearby otherwise i just hide in any containers i find. but always watching.

Look behind you.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
The Lpziedook

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

tenderjerk posted:

what is it with this guy and his obsession with doing good on dementia tests

his dad gives good brain

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
:yooge: I challenged “Nimrod” to a dementia test…you like that new name folks... “Nimrod”? Her name is [unintelligible slurring] but I call her “Nimrod” because she couldn’t remember “Person”…”Woman”…….”man”…..[unintelligible slurring]… as well as me.

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


This so so goddamn funny.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Rubellavator posted:

stabler from svu as the gay clerk lmao

watch Oz if you want to see his dick balls taint and rear end in a top hat

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


If there were like a Kickstarter or a GoFundMe or something for this I would absolutely pay in.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

RealityWarCriminal posted:

watch Oz if you want to see his dick balls taint and rear end in a top hat

what should I watch if I don't want that

Bel Shazar
Sep 14, 2012

the milk machine posted:

what should I watch if I don't want that

Sorry, I don't like to deal with unrealistic hypotheticals...

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
it WOULD be nice for a smart person to be president

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!
trump traveling from town to town like a ronin, challenging the oldest, dumbest people to a dementia test, then moving on to conquer the next feeble mind

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://twitter.com/PennLive/status/1749554042366263735

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

starting to think the people of PA aren’t great

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