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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Durf posted:

how it started



how its going



While he no doubt promotes many execrable views, before he was fired for challenging the fascist foreign policy of the American state, Tucker Carlson was probably the furthest left in many important ways of all mainstream American cable news presenters. Sadly I can no longer find it but his 45 minute attack on venture capitalism was a shock to see.
This is less an endorsement than a criticism of others.

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TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

Glumwheels posted:

Amazing how tuckers career has turned to challenging Alex jones for being a worse person

he’s just asking questions!!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

had a funny thought about William Moon. what if he's actually Trump's back channel to NK. he used to hang out at the WH all the time inexplicably, and then after Trump lost he hangs out in the FL keys all the time

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


America's Most Wanted is back?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

neutral milf hotel posted:

I found dolphin's Reddit account



that kind of bedframe will absolutely devastate your shin when trying to go to bed drunk at 130am

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

neutral milf hotel posted:

drat I'm sorry to hear your bad news emfive



she looks inexplicably happy

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Spergin Morlock posted:

had a funny thought about William Moon. what if he's actually Trump's back channel to NK. he used to hang out at the WH all the time inexplicably, and then after Trump lost he hangs out in the FL keys all the time

:tinfoil:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
maybe she's a "gas lass"

012224_2
Jan 23, 2024
gonna need a "bigger-than-terminator" :tipshat:

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Durf posted:

doesnt hold a candle to the DOOM bathroom



makes me lol everytime

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Durf posted:

doesnt hold a candle to the DOOM bathroom



the stupid little stones around the tub causing environmental damage if you step on them is excellent

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Salt Fish posted:

That's what an americano is? Huh I never had one but I do really like espresso.

it's called that because drip coffee isn't really a thing in most of Europe and it's a way to make something that's roughly as strong and similar in flavor

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1749562173477486792?s=46

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Durf posted:

how it started



how its going



he was always punchable

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

this must be the disastrous pullout truno is always talking about

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib


lordy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Good Citizen posted:

the stupid little stones around the tub causing environmental damage if you step on them is excellent

If I remember correctly this house had engineered beams and the owner wanted to, or actually did, compromise the engineered beams by cutting the solid wood part off to create the stone pit.

e:



You can see on the left where he cut the strength-providing solid members lmao

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If I remember correctly this house had engineered beams and the owner wanted to, or actually did, compromise the engineered beams by cutting the solid wood part off to create the stone pit.

every engineered solution is a set of compromises

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If I remember correctly this house had engineered beams and the owner wanted to, or actually did, compromise the engineered beams by cutting the solid wood part off to create the stone pit.

e:



You can see on the left where he cut the strength-providing solid members lmao

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
when you see how much these goons have sunk into their homes you have to think Trump might be right about the value of maralago

TracerBullet
Apr 26, 2003

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.


Doctor Rope

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I'm this completely useless thing

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm this completely useless thing



A pube?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Durf posted:



how its going



someone please photoshop this onto this

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Riddle me this, woke man.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

tenderjerk posted:

i can hear alecs voice in the coffee

https://twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1749549386101862708?s=20

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

CaptainBeefart posted:

Riddle me this, woke man.

No mister Bond, I want you to DEI

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


the fun thing is that poster definitely spent $25K+ on that bathroom reno

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Mod check

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

i was a philosophy minor, am i gonna kill or get killed

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/DanManCarney/status/1749132245409915011?t=lfy5FkEDarUEbJZYP5k4ZA&s=19

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

wow first guest America’s mayor

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:hmmyes:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bilirubin posted:

someone please photoshop this onto this


She shot with a Rolleiflex, I'm pretty sure, a very early one. I've always wondered if the original of this was square frame (6x6) because that's what those cameras were like back then, so this image that we always see would therefore be a crop.

There's nothing wrong with that, of course.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Hahaha.


In the Elder Scrolls games, there's a book telling the story of a guy who was trained to pick locks by putting him in a vampire's tomb at sunrise, then locking the door with a really complex lock behind him. He had until sunset to pick the lock and escape before the vampire woke up and killed him.

This is the same, I guess: prove that murder is morally wrong or a crazy dude will kill you.

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
uhhhhh….. health check on melania please :ohdear:

https://x.com/bencjacobs/status/1749613175828267366?s=46

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