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Ready Player One - what a silly film. Glad I'm doing work while it's on in the background. It's like an episode of Transformers gorn mad. (Onna stick). Global Structure of the Kerr Family of Gravitational Fields Brandon Carter Phys. Rev. 174, 1559 – Published 25 October 1968 The Kerr family of solutions of the Einstein and Einstein-Maxwell equations is the most general class of solutions known at present which could represent the field of a rotating neutral or electrically charged body in asymptotically flat space. Separate: In 2022, it was mathematically demonstrated that the equilibrium found by Kerr in 1963 was stable and thus black holes—which were the solution to Einstein's equation of 1915—were stable. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jan 24, 2024 |
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https://twitter.com/breeallegretti/status/1749921632095756457quote:Tory WhatsApp wars latest: 
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Jan 24, 2024 03:14
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Simon Clarke chat: Anyone else watched Cobra Series 3? Take note and be warned Mr Clarke!
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Jan 24, 2024 03:21
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as i understand it the tory party spends half its time having indignant flamewars in a selection of whatsapp group chats and the other half leaking the whatsapp chats to journalists. they should just invite the journalists and be done with it
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Jan 24, 2024 04:15
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https://twitter.com/Redpeter99/status/1750038154118074742 Wrap it up, Sunak. You can't compete against the impressive mandate of Some Guy We're Imagining Right Now
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Jan 24, 2024 10:16
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https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/jan/24/royal-mail-could-save-650m-by-switching-to-three-day-a-week-service-says-ofcom Wow, a whole £10 per person! And all we need to do is absolutely gently caress postal deliveries into the earth? Sign me up!
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Jan 24, 2024 10:23
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Ah, the triumphant return of Any Other Leader. Big shock they'd cross the floor like that.
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Jan 24, 2024 10:26
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The nebulous meaning of 'core conservative values', like those of the personal liberty everyone can be gay and smoke opium as long as its on the dl, or the bring back hanging long live the empire type?
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Jan 24, 2024 10:27
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grobbo posted:https://twitter.com/Redpeter99/status/1750038154118074742 Maps of conservative support the world over are basically "places where nobody lives and nothing of consequence happens"
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Jan 24, 2024 10:27
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grobbo posted:https://twitter.com/Redpeter99/status/1750038154118074742 The man is literally shrinking and transforming into a corncob  Edit - for clarity. That isn’t shooped, that’s from todays Grauniad
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Jan 24, 2024 10:28
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Imagine how bullied that hypothetical kid would be by the other kids in detention.
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Jan 24, 2024 10:32
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Conservatives love detention: send the children to the barges.
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Jan 24, 2024 10:38
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smellmycheese posted:The man is literally shrinking and transforming into a corncob It's easy to imagine Rishi is on a lower step here but I promise he isn't. He's on the same step as the guy to his screen-left.
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Jan 24, 2024 10:48
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A visual metaphor: When conservatives hope he'll step down, he steps up, and still comes short.
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Jan 24, 2024 10:53
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Very funny that Rishi does look like the Year 7 student that would be sent to detention.
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Jan 24, 2024 10:53
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grobbo posted:https://twitter.com/Redpeter99/status/1750038154118074742 Love the lack of definition of what 'core conservative values' are, let everyone project their ideal onto this imaginary guy even if it clashes with everyone else's imaginary guy.
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Jan 24, 2024 10:54
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Brexit party furiously take notes
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Jan 24, 2024 11:00
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Core Conservative Values:
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Jan 24, 2024 11:01
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PriorMarcus posted:It's easy to imagine Rishi is on a lower step here but I promise he isn't. He's on the same step as the guy to his screen-left. That's the guy kicking off at the moment, Simon Clarke, who's 6'7". Rishi is pocket sized but that scumbag is a particularly large one.
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Jan 24, 2024 11:05
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Noxville posted:Love the lack of definition of what 'core conservative values' are, let everyone project their ideal onto this imaginary guy even if it clashes with everyone else's imaginary guy. The funny bit is that that's what starmer's trying to be but he still falls short of the imaginary tory.
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Jan 24, 2024 11:08
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grobbo posted:https://twitter.com/Redpeter99/status/1750038154118074742 E: unless there’s a newer version with the toggle at the top I can’t find 🤷🏻 TACD fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Jan 24, 2024 |
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Jan 24, 2024 11:20
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OwlFancier posted:The funny bit is that that's what starmer's trying to be but he still falls short of the imaginary tory. Well dur he's lefty woke socialist Labour isn't he.
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Jan 24, 2024 12:08
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https://x.com/yvettecoopermp/status/1749946156979814752?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q Labour now cracking down on ninja zombies. TBF, I heard that Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z wasn't very good.
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Jan 24, 2024 12:13
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Yvettes thirst to get cracking on crackdowns is palpable
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Jan 24, 2024 12:16
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How many kinds of knives do you know In a Zombie Ninja Garden?
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Jan 24, 2024 12:16
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Jan 24, 2024 12:24
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OwlFancier posted:The funny bit is that that's what starmer's trying to be but he still falls short of the imaginary tory. Yeah, it's a pity if it's not real because a real poll showing the utter destruction of Labour if the election was between Starmer and "Starmer, but he's wearing a blue rosette" would highlight both how broken British politics is and how Starmer is just utterly poo poo.
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Jan 24, 2024 12:29
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Darth Walrus posted:https://x.com/yvettecoopermp/status/1749946156979814752?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q absolute performative bullshit - the overwhelming majority of knife crime is done with kitchen knives. Banning one particular kind of exotic weapon isn't going to do poo poo.
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Jan 24, 2024 12:31
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Jedit posted:Yeah, it's a pity if it's not real because a real poll showing the utter destruction of Labour if the election was between Starmer and "Starmer, but he's wearing a blue rosette" would highlight both how broken British politics is and how Starmer is just utterly poo poo. I guess you'd need a poll between Sunak and "a new Labour leader who followed core Labour values" as well. I dare say the latter would win handily because everyone has their own idea of what "core Labour values" are. Then replace "core Labour values" with "Tony Blair's values" and "Jeremy Corbyn's values" for a laugh in a followup question.
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Jan 24, 2024 12:36
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Zombie knife sounds very goofy, are youths coating their blades in exotic poisons that raise undead wraiths?
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Jan 24, 2024 12:42
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iirc only silver weapons work against the undead
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Jan 24, 2024 12:44
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Puntification posted:Zombie knife sounds very goofy, are youths coating their blades in exotic poisons that raise undead wraiths? It means that you have a hell of a time melting them down - they just turn up again in your evidence locker the very next day, only there's twice as many of them.
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Jan 24, 2024 12:47
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Lol if the undead organise better than the living.
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Jan 24, 2024 12:47
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I mean to be fair, I've seen photos of what people are calling zombie knives & they basically look like machetes but part of the blade is serrated. It seems like something that you probably don't need in London.
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Jan 24, 2024 12:52
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Darth Walrus posted:It means that you have a hell of a time melting them down - they just turn up again in your evidence locker the very next day, only there's twice as many of them. Use a Bound Dagger so the evidence disappears in 120 seconds.
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Jan 24, 2024 12:53
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What is a zombie knife? https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/what-is-zombie-knife-weapons-ban-illegal-idris-elba-b1074822.html Has anyone else ever noticed that when the meedja wants you to be sympathetic to someone they will refer to them as grandmother, grandfather, mother, father. But if they don't want you to be sympathetic even though you might be those things, they don't make it prominent.
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Jan 24, 2024 12:54
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Just replace 'zombie' and 'ninja' with 'scary' because that's all it means. Or 'hero', as with the turtles. Necrothatcher posted:absolute performative bullshit - the overwhelming majority of knife crime is done with kitchen knives. Banning one particular kind of exotic weapon isn't going to do poo poo. As if crime prevention isn't the point.
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Jan 24, 2024 12:57
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keep punching joe posted:The nebulous meaning of 'core conservative values', like those of the personal liberty everyone can be gay and smoke opium as long as its on the dl, or the bring back hanging long live the empire type? It means white
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Jan 24, 2024 13:13
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I bit the bullet last night in a rare window of lucidity and finally got around to writing my will. MoneySavingExpert recommended freewills.co.uk for a free service. It's a really easy menu driven system, and it only took me a few minutes to complete. My will is currently being checked over by their inhouse solicitors, and although they will happily send you a PDF for free, I paid £30 for an official looking bound copy printed on parchment paper. £30 compared to the hundreds that I'd have paid a local solicitor seemed like a bargain. Once it's signed and witnessed next week, my brother will be disconnected from ever receiving a penny from me  I guess a load of you also don't have wills. With it being this easy and this free, I thought I'd pass on the link and give some of you a nudge
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The amusing thing about 'ninja swords' is that, like most pieces of ninja lore, they started out as theatre props. Real ninjas did exist, but they either used simple peasant weapons or the standard military weapons of the samurai clans (because the most prominent ninja organisations literally were just samurai clans who specialised in asymmetrical warfare and sold their services to any interested warlords). Easily-identifiable specialist equipment like their own special swords would go against the whole point of having anonymous spies and saboteurs. Ninjato, the straight shortswords associated with ninjas in more modern works, appear to have been completely fictional, and based on misdrawings of samurai wakizashi (the shortswords the samurai caste used as sidearms, which were both practical and readily-available for real ninjas). This is also, for the record, the origin of those 'black pyjama' ninja outfits. Those were actually the outfits used by stagehands in Edo-period theatre, to keep them invisible while rearranging sets between scenes. Having the stagehands turn out to be ninjas and assaulting the main characters was a popular way of breaking the fourth wall as a surprise during a performance.
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