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sinky posted:Ian McCollum thought it would be a great idea to publish a memoir by a neo-nazi, so maybe don't give him any money. And he did that eyes open from the start, had to unsubscribe from the plonker.  edit: 178 bus route towards Lewisham, in memory of god damnedtwisto... don't know if he hated Lewisham or not. Just Another Lurker fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Jan 24, 2024 |
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Jan 24, 2024 21:39
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My older brother got me a sweet-looking mall katana when I was like 7. It had no edge to it whatsoever, but ninja poo poo was huge back then and I was the only kid in the neighborhood with a sword.
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Jan 24, 2024 21:40
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For the record, there was actually a term for lovely mass-produced katanas in the Sengoku era - kazuuchimono, which were expected to last one or two battles (which may have been an improvement on the life expectancy of the conscripted farmers they were handed to).
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Jan 24, 2024 22:00
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Something awful should offer 2 dollar kazuuchimono accounts.
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Jan 24, 2024 22:09
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forkboy84 posted:Wasn't this a Labour line in either the late Brown or early Miliband days? One that it turned out they'd half-inched from the BNP? The human centipede of policy.
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Jan 24, 2024 22:16
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fuctifino posted:I'm having in Koos pile-on in the I/P thread that some of you might find cathartic. Join in if you don't mind being sent to posting prison. RIP
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Jan 24, 2024 22:17
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Oh dear fuctifino I mean, obviously the d&d thread about Israel/ Palestine is going to be terrible, why not just avoid looking at it, instead of heroically throwing yourself onto the moderator's bayonets?
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Jan 24, 2024 22:19
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Pistol_Pete posted:I mean, obviously the d&d thread about Israel/ Palestine is going to be terrible, why not just avoid looking at it, instead of heroically throwing yourself onto the moderator's bayonets? Viewed it at the start and gave it my  "abandon all hope, ye who enter here" status. 
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Jan 24, 2024 22:29
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Yeah it's a bunch of Netanyahu apologist freaks o'er there, best not
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Jan 24, 2024 22:31
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big scary monsters posted:I thought I owned the normal number of swords, none, but based on responses here I'm starting to think maybe I'm the weird one. I don't have a sword, but I do have a pretty vicious looking spear thing.
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Jan 24, 2024 22:31
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Pistol_Pete posted:I mean, obviously the d&d thread about Israel/ Palestine is going to be terrible, why not just avoid looking at it, instead of heroically throwing yourself onto the moderator's bayonets? when a man has a complex it must be fed. simply Not Posting does not offer food
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Jan 24, 2024 22:41
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Pistol_Pete posted:I mean, obviously the d&d thread about Israel/ Palestine is going to be terrible, why not just avoid looking at it, instead of heroically throwing yourself onto the moderator's bayonets? Fuctino sucked deep on his techno bong and threw himself over the top for great justice
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Jan 24, 2024 22:43
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Angrymog posted:I don't have a sword, but I do have a pretty vicious looking spear thing. Got a long 12in chefs knife and a long handle billhook. For gardening; long handled loppers(large two handed secateurs) are much better than flailing around with a billhook. 
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Jan 24, 2024 22:44
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I respect very much the relentless hatred of authority, but for the same reason I would miss you if you got permabanned, and unfortunately you can't get rid of moderators just by telling them they're idiots.
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Jan 24, 2024 22:46
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The worst terrorist attack of the 21st century was carried out by guys armed with these: If you own anything sharp enough to cause a mild paper cut you should be extra-judicially sent to your nearest CIA black site.
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Jan 24, 2024 23:02
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thats not even a box cutter. box cutters to me are way less deadly
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Jan 24, 2024 23:05
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Just Another Lurker posted:Got a long 12in chefs knife and a long handle billhook. I can recommend the cleaver from Sainsburys. It has a good heft to it that's great for going through bones. Freshly stoned with custom grips in case your hands get... wet.
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Jan 24, 2024 23:24
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NotJustANumber99 posted:thats not even a box cutter. box cutters to me are way less deadly I was having a conversation with our warehouse health and safety person about how they get more people injuring themselves on 'safety' knives than they did with actual stanley knives because they just assume the blade wont cut them or something.
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Jan 24, 2024 23:27
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I reckon I could do with a good cleaver. Don't really have much call for chopping through bones but seems like it'd be useful for sweet potatoes. A normal knife always gets stuck in the middle when you're trying to halve a big one.
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Jan 24, 2024 23:34
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I probably don't need this many fingers anyway.
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Jan 24, 2024 23:35
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fuctifino posted:I'm having in Koos pile-on in the I/P thread that some of you might find cathartic. Join in if you don't mind being sent to posting prison. Hell yeah I’m always down for piling on that little fascist oval office
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Jan 24, 2024 23:36
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serious gaylord posted:I was having a conversation with our warehouse health and safety person about how they get more people injuring themselves on 'safety' knives than they did with actual stanley knives because they just assume the blade wont cut them or something. What is a safety knife for you because the safety knives we had in retail I don't know how you could cut yourself with unless you have micro fingers. The blade is inside a hard plastic jaw. Worst you can do is poke yourself with the plastic, which hurts but won't injure you. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pacific-Handy-Cutters-Disposable-Splitters/dp/B0195UWEYK/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=Box+Cutters&qid=1706135900&sr=8-5 (I don't imagine the stores buy them at £23 a pop though, we got boxes of them, jesus) They're honestly really good, you hook them over the thing you want to cut and then just yank it, and the little nub on the back is perfect for tape. Also if you want to get a box off the top shelf you can stick the pointy bit in the side and then drag it off the shelf. Which is probably the most dangerous thing you can do with it  Interesting contrast with THE CLAW we got from claires accessories. Literally looks like a plastic crab claw and was shite because you have to push it through the cardboard from behind, which means the cardboard gashes your hands to bits. Garbage tool, from a garbage company. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Jan 24, 2024 |
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Jan 24, 2024 23:39
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thats for 10 but yeah thats what i was picturing
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Jan 24, 2024 23:41
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Ah I call that a box cutter. We use knives that auto retract when you're not holding the blade out. https://www.martor.com/en/products/safety-knives/product/secunorm-smartcut-110000 That type of thing
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Jan 24, 2024 23:54
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Oh gently caress those things I had a keyring one of them and yeah they're lethal. Cut my fingers a poo poo ton cos yeah you have to hold them weird to keep the blade out.
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Jan 25, 2024 00:03
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forkboy84 posted:Wasn't this a Labour line in either the late Brown or early Miliband days? One that it turned out they'd half-inched from the BNP? I believe it was Brown that tried to use "British jobs for British workers" as a slogan, until people pointed out it would be illegal discrimination.
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Jan 25, 2024 00:13
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fuctifino posted:I'm having in Koos pile-on in the I/P thread that some of you might find cathartic. Join in if you don't mind being sent to posting prison. lol
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Jan 25, 2024 00:15
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Skarsnik posted:lol
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Jan 25, 2024 00:16
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big scary monsters posted:I reckon I could do with a good cleaver. Don't really have much call for chopping through bones but seems like it'd be useful for sweet potatoes. A normal knife always gets stuck in the middle when you're trying to halve a big one. I bought a chinese chef's knife from aliexpress based on some goon rec somewhere and it's the perfect knife for cutting a big potato in half
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Jan 25, 2024 00:17
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lmao
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Jan 25, 2024 00:17
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josh04 posted:I bought a chinese chef's knife from aliexpress based on some goon rec somewhere and it's the perfect knife for cutting a big potato in half One of the big rectangular ones? They do look pretty good. I bet they're fun to chop veg with.
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Jan 25, 2024 00:24
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Solefald posted:lmao Incredible
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Jan 25, 2024 00:33
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josh04 posted:I bought a chinese chef's knife from aliexpress based on some goon rec somewhere and it's the perfect knife for cutting a big potato in half I want one but I'd be terrified of lobbing a finger clean off
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Jan 25, 2024 01:53
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smellmycheese posted:Enough big swords. Here’s a massive tool instead… By colour. sebzilla posted:Peak Roman army was like 150,000 dudes with swords, plus whatever was going on in the rest of the world. I bought a wizard sword years ago that is a knockoff of Gandalf's sword. Supposedly it can withstand re-enactment use but I've never tried. It's surprisingly heavy and I have roughly zero upper body strength. I have a newfound respect for that lad Cavill swinging them about in the Witchman on the telly.
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Jan 25, 2024 05:26
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rip fuctifenu, he lived by the post and died by the post poo poo to israel
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Jan 25, 2024 09:00
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ThomasPaine posted:I want one but I'd be terrified of lobbing a finger clean off Get one of those chainmail glove things too. Ave fuctifino, we who are too cowardly to shitpost in D&D salute you.
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Jan 25, 2024 09:15
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A message from our fallen comrade… “I regret nothing (except maybe that UKMT post calling for a pile on. That was dumb)”
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Jan 25, 2024 09:29
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that was very dumb yes. fare thee well brother
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Jan 25, 2024 09:32
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https://www.chopchopchop.co.uk/kiwi-knives.html re-- knife chat.
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Jan 25, 2024 09:33
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Ooh that wave knife looks fun. Make fancy chopped veg
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