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Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Pretty good manchester.jpeg tbh. Cool place, unnavigable by road.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

so much for the tolerant left hand turn

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The B in LBGT does not stand for bus

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

I squinted and read "Jesus is Mario" :hmmyes::mario:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Scratch Monkey posted:

The B in LBGT does not stand for bus

busexual

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Nenonen posted:

busexual

no, he passed away

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I know, an external link, but it's worth it and I can promise you won't guess where it's going:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C13VhveLOHN/

(I would've cut it and reuploaded in Imgur but it's suddenly being a jerk about file size)

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Nenonen posted:

I squinted and read "Jesus is Mario" :hmmyes::mario:

Jesus was anti-Italian (preached against the divinity of the emperor and therefore the legitimacy of the empire)

And thus not Marioesque.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006



No bus-sy allowed.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
But He said

"give to the caesar what belongs to the caesar, and give mushrooms and other power ups to-a me"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's clearly a bussy road.

Triarii
Jun 14, 2003

Trabant posted:

I know, an external link, but it's worth it and I can promise you won't guess where it's going:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C13VhveLOHN/

(I would've cut it and reuploaded in Imgur but it's suddenly being a jerk about file size)

Is it just me or is there no way to actually hear the start of this video because it autoplays muted and there's no way to restart or in any way control the video playback after you've unmuted it?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Triarii posted:

Is it just me or is there no way to actually hear the start of this video because it autoplays muted and there's no way to restart or in any way control the video playback after you've unmuted it?

Instagram videos are the absolute pinnacle of hostile UI design, god drat

Apparently the goal is for you to scroll past it with the attention span of a gnat and only click into the middle 3 seconds of a video that catches your eye, but because there is no scrub bar and no replay button and no length indicator you have no idea if you missed 1% or 90%

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

there is a scrub bar at the bottom of the screen you dinosaurs

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What is this place some sort of scrub bar?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Isn't that only for reels

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I think there are some reel scrubs in here :mmmhmm:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Rockman Reserve posted:

there is a scrub bar at the bottom of the screen you dinosaurs

What on earth are you talking about

There is no scrub bar, on web or mobile. The only control is mute

Is this some kind of special premium feature they only give people who have Instagram accounts or something?

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

quote:

CONFUSE-A-CAT LIMITED
INCORPORATING
AMAZE-A-VOLE LTD
STUN-A-STOAT LTD
PUZZLE-A-PUMA LTD
STARTLE-A-THOMPSON'S GAZELLE LTD
BEWILDEREBEEST INC
DISTRACT-A-BEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzi3k7K0lFA

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Data Graham posted:

What on earth are you talking about

There is no scrub bar, on web or mobile. The only control is mute

Is this some kind of special premium feature they only give people who have Instagram accounts or something?

I have one at the bottom of my screen, on mobile. Doesn't appear on PC.

E: screenshot here



In fairness, I have and use the app. Maybe non-app viewers don't get the bar.

TITTIEKISSER69 has a new favorite as of 23:09 on Jan 25, 2024

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
I don't have a scrub bar and I'll be god damned if I'm watching a video that doesn't let me scrub

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Karate Bastard posted:

What is this place some sort of scrub bar?

There's no fire extinguisher in this bar! Enjoy your death trap scrubs!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I have one at the bottom of my screen, on mobile. Doesn't appear on PC.

E: screenshot here



In fairness, I have and use the app. Maybe non-app viewers don't get the bar.

Yeah this is all we get



Beg all you want I'm not unmuting you

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No joke, more people should prep for protests like this guy.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I don't know what a scrub bar is but by Google it's a soap bar and it is helpfully offering me 313359923523523509 links to merchants selling me scrub bars

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
The UI is bad because they want you to have an account/use the app.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
oh, so now you do want scrubs

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Nenonen posted:

I don't know what a scrub bar is but by Google it's a soap bar and it is helpfully offering me 313359923523523509 links to merchants selling me scrub bars

It's the seek bar that lets you skip around in a video. In dinosaur times this process was called "scrubbing" for some reason.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Empty Sandwich posted:

oh, so now you do want scrubs

Yes. Carpooling is good now.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

In fairness, I have and use the app. Maybe non-app viewers don't get the bar.

I don't Instagram. Zuck can get my info the old fashioned way: Buying it from Google.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

credburn posted:

I don't have a scrub bar and I'll be god damned if I'm watching a video that doesn't let me scrub

who’s scrubbin’

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Facebook Aunt posted:

Yes. Carpooling is good now.

Dagwood always ahead of the curve

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
If you're unwilling or unable to watch, fine. It's a lady talking about silly the video is and how it's from a Netflix documentary about insurrectionists. It then cuts to a dork talking about how he went to January 6 because he and his wife "happened to be there" and he'd never seen one of those protests before, but he knows "they can get violent like those black life matter protests." He eventually reveals that he's confident he could save his wife through his exceptional parkour skills and then does a bunch of very silly flips in his backyard. Then he talks about how he doesn't think the parkour would mess up his ankle monitor.

It's a good entry among the videos of weeaboos doing katana tricks in their yard or that guy failing to do a karate audition.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/u85rwof.mp4

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

'Mole Catcher' brought out my creative side lol

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

BOOTY-ADE posted:

'Mole Catcher' brought out my creative side lol
Quality mole. :hai:

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Phanatic has a new favorite as of 18:37 on Jan 26, 2024

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