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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Luvcow posted:

this thread should all pitch in for a conversion van and have a wizard with a shovel painted on it and then we can use it like a time share van or something like the sisterhood of the traveling pants, but a van

Was there ever an X-files episode where they investigated magic pants that'd be a cool crossover

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

That new electric VW bus looks pretty loving sweet

Edit:

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Jan 26, 2024

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Was there ever an X-files episode where they investigated magic pants that'd be a cool crossover

lol


Wendigee posted:

Oh of course my bad...

NSFW never seems to work on Android.. or at least my always displays it so I'll just share the thread and post. It's not outrageous but snuggles would definitely report it.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3772428&pagenumber=480&perpage=40&userid=0#post537178083

It's something else.

:stare:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Looks a little like the av no? If your looking at a tiny av pic on a phone with purple hair added?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!
I wonder if smufworths purple dye causes complications when it gets in his disgusting skin folds

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

That's a boob there in the arm pit, not a Saturn 5 shuttle after it returned to Earth lol

Edit:

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Jan 26, 2024

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Wendigee posted:

Oh of course my bad...

if i ever ask again, just say "no, sorry, it's not possible"

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Lol this SA Mart thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4052267&pagenumber=1&perpage=40&userid=0#post537292395

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lol nope. You ask you receive friend 😉

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Wendigee posted:

Oh of course my bad...

NSFW never seems to work on Android.. or at least my always displays it so I'll just share the thread and post. It's not outrageous but snuggles would definitely report it.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3772428&pagenumber=480&perpage=40&userid=0#post537178083

It's something else.

Why is it in the bad tattoo thread?

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Oh she has human feet n/m

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004


Ahaha nice find

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Oh she has human feet n/m

Yeah ignore the Saturn 5 re-entry vehicle as a breast and the weird drips coming off the moon which is God knows what

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

A disappointing 8-10 cuz I was cruising in at 7 for 7.

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

I need sex

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


start lifting man. people will be cheering for you

e: not a joke btw. this is good and serious advice

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

TrashMammal posted:

start lifting man. people will be cheering for you

e: not a joke btw. this is good and serious advice

Nah. Just posting it on the something awful forums general horseshit thread will get him a date no problem.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Wendigee posted:

Nah. Just posting it on the something awful forums general horseshit thread will get him a date no problem.

plenty of people with good advice for lifting in this thread

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

He said he wanted sex not a lifting tutorial lol

I mean yeah tons of ppl here would help but I'm not sure he cares.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

it’s either that or buy a ticket to amsterdam

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

TrashMammal posted:

it’s either that or buy a ticket to amsterdam

Is that a euphemism

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Glory hole scene dry up?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Is that a euphemism

no, that is a literal statement offered in good faith

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Wait wait wait.. which guy works at the dick sucking factory? I think there were several.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

TrashMammal posted:

no, that is a literal statement offered in good faith

Vegas is likely much closer

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I think we’ve all done a stint or two when times are tough

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

lol

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

TrashMammal posted:

no, that is a literal statement offered in good faith

Oh yeah

Legal prostitution

I was really overthinking it

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


lol

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Oh yeah

Legal prostitution

I was really overthinking it

Lol

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i'm too hosed to yiff

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!

TrashMammal posted:

plenty of people with good advice for lifting in this thread

lift with your shovel not with your back

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Redshirt shovelhands

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Redshirt shovelhands

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
one of my best friends who was designing maps for COD just found out that microsoft axed him. they need the budget to launch clippy+ and bill gates wants his new child sex island to levitate apparently

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Shovel hands to the earth's core!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

That sucks I heard a lot of video game people and other tech were laid off over the last 2 months.

I think MS laid off 2k games people as part of a merger with a video game company

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Yeah they bought activision and fired a bunch of people. That's like his life tho. The layoffs. He's like employed for a year to three and then the game is either finished or one company buys another and ices workers to keep the c-suite in leather. I guess you get used to it but it's such a thresher.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I worked 3 year periods for 4 companies before eventually getting "reduced" at each one. Finally i joined a company that wasn't publicly traded... 3 years later the owner sold out to go sail in the Bahamas or something and went public.

Now they're doing layoffs too after 17 years of profits lol. Stock is in the trash. I'm so thankful for hedge funds that really make life worth living.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





i get mad pussy when i’m out shoveling

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