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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Ferentz: what do you do on offense

Interviewee: says literally anything

Ferentz: I don’t like it

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Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Seaniqua posted:

NCAA: *hands out a non-punishment for a huge, embarrassing cheating scandle*

Michigan fans: This is the literal holocaust and the NCAA should be dissolved.

NCAA President: Michigan won the championship.

Michigan fans: See? Fair and square.

that’s correct

Komet
Apr 4, 2003

Iowa would be a lot more interesting if they ran the triple option.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
This might be an interesting watch:

https://x.com/FOS/status/1750894209077317937?s=20

The Notorious ZSB
Apr 19, 2004

I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!

Komet posted:

Iowa would be a lot more interesting if they ran the triple option.

It kind of surprises me that he hasn't just gone that route, he does not care for the forward pass so like why even bother just run a scheme based entirely around corn fed fullbacks. Worked for nebraska for a long time.

Incoherence
May 22, 2004

POYO AND TEAR

Dango Bango posted:

This one is really, really funny in the "cheating scandal" context
Were they actually trying to make people remember the Astros?

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

The Notorious ZSB posted:

It kind of surprises me that he hasn't just gone that route, he does not care for the forward pass so like why even bother just run a scheme based entirely around corn fed fullbacks. Worked for nebraska for a long time.

that could lead to scoring points, so no deal.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


While it owns that athletes are rightfully getting paid, it was funny reading about the states of some of the buildings on campus

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

pillsburysoldier posted:

While it owns that athletes are rightfully getting paid, it was funny reading about the states of some of the buildings on campus

This version of college athletics was completely preventable as early as like five years ago, although maybe you need like a good 15 to really solidify it. The NIL thing was a direct response to college athletics (specifically football and basketball, but more so football) not being "amateur" anymore. Coaching salaries are now commensurate with NFL HC salaries, and probably more given the various perks and bonuses from the God-adjacent like worship by the fans. The whole idea was that NCAA was a professional league in every aspect except for the players getting paid. The end result of that was to open up NIL and the transfer portal. I think if the NCAA (or really state legislatures and BoT/G's of various schools) started addressing coaching salaries 10 or so years ago, and if the NCAA wasn't so heavy handed on things like the transfer portal and arcane eligibility rules, you would see a version of college sports that most people would like to see. I think the mistake was rolling forward into full on professional sports and not trying to rollback into amateurism (obviously with improvements to the student side of things like aforementioned transfer rules and such).

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Well I’ll watch.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
It's been like three weeks, but Missouri might finally have a DC

https://twitter.com/PowerMizzoucom/status/1750960337329795388

GD_American, is he any good?

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
https://buckeyehuddle.com/2024/01/24/jim-harbaugh-chooses-chargers-over-charges/

quote:

Yes, Jim Harbaugh also leaves Michigan as the Grover Cleveland of suspensions.
...
And yet Michigan got what they wanted. The fans and players and coaches all get to celebrate. They are the victors, as you may have heard. The aftermath, however, will eventually come as quite a shock for a population that is still mostly in denial at this point.

:allears:
i've honestly never, ever felt more powerful

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


Seaniqua posted:

NCAA: *hands out a non-punishment for a huge, embarrassing cheating scandle*

Michigan fans: This is the literal holocaust and the NCAA should be dissolved.

NCAA President: Michigan won the championship.

Michigan fans: See? Fair and square.

:mmmsmug:

tribute to our weird-rear end former coach :patriot: Favorite part was his "The chicken is a nervous bird" comment, and his foul redemption story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akksjj1AaMQ

wait no best quote was "if worms had machine guns then birds wouldn't be scared of them". Make the Chargers weird man, get your ring and give John a big nuggie next Thanksgiving.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I hope you can live with yourself, what with your team winning the National Championship and all! Meanwhile, THE Ohio State University still has one Ryan Day, ready to lead his team to a playoff berth!

Ignore the fact that OSU is kind of a lock in a twelve-team playoff to begin with...

augias
Apr 7, 2009

Grover Cleveland... of... suspensions?? Non-consecutive suspensions?? Am I owned?

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

https://twitter.com/NextRoundLive/status/1750910560961458454

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




goddammit I know there's a Tide joke here somewhere

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://x.com/umichfootball/status/1751032227130224901?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

https://x.com/umichfootball/status/1751034198381486213?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

Gonz fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Jan 27, 2024

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It really wasn't difficult.

https://twitter.com/Alex_Drain/status/1751034746111697094

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
Will he keep the DC and S&C coach?

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Hell yeah, Go Blue

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

A Sneaker Broker posted:

Will he keep the DC and S&C coach?

I haven't heard a single source say that Minter (DC) is staying. Haven't heard a credible source saying Herbert (S&C) is leaving. TBD!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

I haven't heard a single source say that Minter (DC) is staying. Haven't heard a credible source saying Herbert (S&C) is leaving. TBD!

Bruce Feldman said Herbert was going with Jim.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Truther Vandross posted:

Bruce Feldman said Herbert was going with Jim.

Oh yeah that was one, but still doesn't make any sense. Strength and Conditioning coaches don't really exist in the pros, much less making Herbert's 1M/year. But, Harbaugh could be crazy enough to simply make a position for him like it's an NFL market inefficiency that the pros rely on individual trainers.

Also, Moore's deal is 5 years at a $5.5M start, so Michigan does have more money to throw at Herbert/assistants.

Komet
Apr 4, 2003

I definitely have my doubts about this working out long-term. Reminds me a lot of Notre Dame's decision after Kelly left. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I want Michigan to suck as much as the next guy.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Komet posted:

I definitely have my doubts about this working out long-term. Reminds me a lot of Notre Dame's decision after Kelly left. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I want Michigan to suck as much as the next guy.

On the other hand, like Freeman, I've heard that Moore is a pretty solid dude to play for.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

A Sneaker Broker posted:

Will he keep the DC and S&C coach?

Harbaugh wisely took the S&C guy with him to the chargers. They've been a medical disaster for more than a decade.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Can I interest Harbaugh in one gently-used Torre Becton?







Please?

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Rolled tide

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

facialimpediment posted:

Oh yeah that was one, but still doesn't make any sense. Strength and Conditioning coaches don't really exist in the pros, much less making Herbert's 1M/year. But, Harbaugh could be crazy enough to simply make a position for him like it's an NFL market inefficiency that the pros rely on individual trainers.

Strength and Conditioning coaches exist in the NFL. Not every NFL player has a personal one (UDFAs, practice squad guys and late round rookies don’t have a ton of money to throw around) and you still need someone to get players in shape when they come back from training camp and work on injury prevention during the season.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I remember like 20 years ago when Ben Roethlisberger was a rookie, he literally went to the same my brother and his friends went to. In a ridiculous yellow Hummer.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://x.com/b1gfootball/status/1751045189894889730?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
When urban breaks down the game he’s good. It shouldn’t be a surprise. However…

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Mike_V posted:

It's been like three weeks, but Missouri might finally have a DC

https://twitter.com/PowerMizzoucom/status/1750960337329795388

GD_American, is he any good?

Former Broyles nominee, his D set a bunch of school records (but he's on like the third coaching staff in program history, so grain of salt there). I remember he basically bounced around C-USA for most of his career. Wommack was a defensive guy, so their success is kind of a chicken or the egg question.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Minter told the players he's joining Harbaugh, so we'll always have a natty and this:

https://twitter.com/ChaseBachman/status/1728612520884347109?t=B__aQBjuJbDm8HWiLTzaZQ&s=19

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


Roll wave

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


Was he ever actually on that boogie board? Not sure if there's any truth in advertising here.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/BrettKollmann/status/1751320669906714945?ref_src=

https://twitter.com/RealChatUsUp/status/1751422783903461769?ref

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Jan 28, 2024

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://x.com/rodger/status/1751684313374966086?s=20

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