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Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

wesleywillis posted:

What are you cunts doing for 'Straya day?

I've got a friend from there but he lives in Canada now. Aside from calling him a oval office, is there an otherwise proper salutation for the day?

Give him an embarrassing nickname
eg "knackers"
Do it around his mates so it sticks

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# ? May 28, 2024 01:12

The Peccadillo: Mar 4, 2013; We Have Important Work To Do

Oi check out fucken maple leaf

Where's the syrup comin from crybaby. Michel? La de da "michel"? Girls name mate

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Jan 26, 2024

# ? Jan 26, 2024 21:44

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

From his knackers

# ? Jan 26, 2024 21:52

ili: Jul 26, 2003

G'day Knackers

# ? Jan 26, 2024 23:12

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

The Coldest 100 is as bad as ever this year.

https://twitter.com/ozkitsch/status/1751018176702275624

https://twitter.com/ozkitsch/status/1751024215933788451

https://twitter.com/ozkitsch/status/1751028242579095748

The countdown�s hanging around the high-70�s at the moment, if you�re following along

# ? Jan 27, 2024 01:29

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Inceltown posted:

This group with fash banners was a little to much for the Sydney cops to let slide. Got stopped and a bunch arrested before they could kick off anywhere.

Once again, TISM did it better.

Where the gently caress this?

I don't recognise the station.

# ? Jan 27, 2024 01:55

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Yeah i don�t recognise that at all, maybe one of the dodge inner west ones? It definitely isn�t north Sydney

# ? Jan 27, 2024 02:57

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

webmeister posted:

Yeah i don�t recognise that at all, maybe one of the dodge inner west ones? It definitely isn�t north Sydney

I'm a dodgy inner westie and it ain't anything round here.

Going by the lack of fencing around the stairs, I don't even think it's from Sydney.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Jan 27, 2024

# ? Jan 27, 2024 03:08

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

webmeister posted:

Yeah i don�t recognise that at all, maybe one of the dodge inner west ones? It definitely isn�t north Sydney

They boarded the train at Artarmon and police stopped the train at North Sydney.

quote:

Six people have been arrested and 57 infringement notices issued after a group of men wearing all black, including balaclavas, sparked a police operation in North Sydney on Friday.

A train travelling into the CBD abruptly terminated at North Sydney Station due to the operation, which started about 11.30am after police were notified the group had boarded a train at Artarmon.

A large police presence, including officers from the riot squad, cleared the station and waited for the group of "approximately 61 people" to arrive.

They were then confined to a handful of carriages.

"The group all had their faces concealed and were carrying a number of items, including shields and a flag," NSW Police said in a statement.

"The items were seized by police. During the operation, police removed members of the group individually to collect their details and issue a move-on order."

Members of the group also produced a banner referencing a Neo-Nazi group.

The operation led to Sydney buses diverting services to the Pacific Highway, missing up to two stops.

Witness Jase Kerr was on the same train heading to Australia Day celebrations in the city after getting on at Chatswood.

Not long into his trip he noticed the train switch onto another track and slow down, and was eventually told it would be terminating.

He said the carriage was half-full of men wearing all black.

"From what I could see, it looked as though the carriage was half full of them, when I saw them," he said.

"You could see police questioning them ... I felt that I'm going to have to watch my step here, if these guys did get aggravated or that they could potentially get violent.

"I was cautious, there was a bit of fear there."

After leaving the train station, the group congregated at nearby St Peters Park where they started chanting racial slurs and sharing anti-vaccination comments� and singing.

However, they were soon dispersed by police.

In a statement, Premier Chris Minns condemned the actions of the men.

�Normal people don�t celebrate Australia Day with a balaclava on," he said.

"Due to great police work millions of Aussies were able to celebrate and come together without a potentially ugly confrontation.

"There is absolutely no tolerance for this behaviour."

The operation concluded just after 4pm and two of the men arrested have since been released.

Police say their investigation into the incident is ongoing.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-26/police-operation-north-sydney-train-station/103394488

# ? Jan 27, 2024 03:21

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

dsriggs posted:

The Coldest 100 is as bad as ever this year.

https://twitter.com/ozkitsch/status/1751018176702275624

Kin hell, we really thought we were king poo poo for winning a yacht race against a bunch of lazy rich Yank fucks, didn't we?

# ? Jan 27, 2024 03:32

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Chrpno posted:

Kin hell, we really thought we were king poo poo for winning a yacht race against a bunch of lazy rich Yank fucks, didn't we?

That's always puzzled me. You'd think we won the world cup or something. Did people actually give a gently caress about yachting back then? Did we have that little to celebrate as a nation?

# ? Jan 27, 2024 03:55

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

it is so loving weird

# ? Jan 27, 2024 04:05

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Lolie posted:

They boarded the train at Artarmon and police stopped the train at North Sydney.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-26/police-operation-north-sydney-train-station/103394488

Ah yeah, it�s Artarmon station

# ? Jan 27, 2024 04:08

ili: Jul 26, 2003

Beating the seppos is good actually.

# ? Jan 27, 2024 04:11

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

ili posted:

Beating the seppos is good actually.

Yeah but you don't want to get all up yourself about it

# ? Jan 27, 2024 04:13

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Chrpno posted:

Kin hell, we really thought we were king poo poo for winning a yacht race against a bunch of lazy rich Yank fucks, didn't we?

In fairness, noone had pried the cup out of the hands of the New York Yacht club for a hundred and thirty odd years, and the hoohah about the winged keel was pretty interesting.

It also gave us the boxing kangaroo flag - whether that has been a curse or blessing, only time will tell.

# ? Jan 27, 2024 05:01

GrandMaster: Aug 15, 2004; laidback

EoinCannon posted:

That's always puzzled me. You'd think we won the world cup or something. Did people actually give a gently caress about yachting back then? Did we have that little to celebrate as a nation?

If you grew up in Perth in the 80s then your parents would have been loving obsessed with it and will drop tidbits of Australia II knowledge all the time

# ? Jan 27, 2024 05:06

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Get a dog up ya
-Ben Lexcen

# ? Jan 27, 2024 05:07

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

Elissimpark posted:

It also gave us the boxing kangaroo flag - whether that has been a curse or blessing, only time will tell.

My neighbours had one of those flying in their front yard yesterday, along with an Australian flag.

# ? Jan 27, 2024 05:33

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

The Coldest 100's #1 has been revealed and... it's A Racism. A Daryl Somers Racism.

# ? Jan 27, 2024 07:02

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Lolie posted:

My neighbours had one of those flying in their front yard yesterday, along with an Australian flag.

My neighbours are currently flying the boxing kangaroo too. They took down their usual Australian flag to fly it. I knew it was an eighties thing but didn't know it was connected to the Americas cup

# ? Jan 27, 2024 07:02

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

dsriggs posted:

The Coldest 100

Oh poo poo I used to know this guy
https://twitter.com/OzKitsch/status/1751116323168633106

I haven't seen him in at least a decade. He was a really nice kid, I'm hesitant to google him because if he turned into a QAnon crazy or something that'd be super disappointing.

E: it turns out he emigrated to Ireland and had a family :3:

https://twitter.com/DamianClark/status/1365595846163718146

# ? Jan 27, 2024 07:29

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh poo poo I used to know this guy
https://twitter.com/OzKitsch/status/1751116323168633106

gently caress I thought that was Pauline from the video still

# ? Jan 27, 2024 08:29

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnPakfuGvlg

# ? Jan 27, 2024 08:46

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

North Shore Nazis... I hate North Shore Nazis

# ? Jan 27, 2024 09:26

NoNotTheMindProbe: Aug 9, 2010; pony porn was here

EoinCannon posted:

That's always puzzled me. You'd think we won the world cup or something. Did people actually give a gently caress about yachting back then? Did we have that little to celebrate as a nation?

Hawkie got lit and gave everyone the day off

# ? Jan 27, 2024 09:28

Autisanal Cheese: Nov 29, 2010

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

North Shore Nazis... I hate North Shore Nazis

# ? Jan 27, 2024 11:20

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Ah, 11 year anniversary of Ex-Cyclone Oswald making it all the way to Sydney and flooding the area, after wandering down the east coast a loving flooding the poo poo out of EVERYTHING and producing tornados and waterspouts.

Bundaberg was hit with significant flooding.

Even the stolen, burnt-out cars weren't safe.

# ? Jan 27, 2024 23:06

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Aussie accents are evolving. Everything you hold dear is changing in ways that leave you feeling unfamiliar and isolated despite you not having gone anywhere.

# ? Jan 27, 2024 23:18

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Inceltown posted:

Aussie accents are evolving. Everything you hold dear is changing in ways that leave you feeling unfamiliar and isolated despite you not having gone anywhere.

I was kinda aware of the 'celery' 'salary' thing but didn't know it was particular to Victoria. I knew someone called Ellen that everyone kind of pronounced Alan

# ? Jan 28, 2024 00:04

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

Inceltown posted:

Aussie accents are evolving. Everything you hold dear is changing in ways that leave you feeling unfamiliar and isolated despite you not having gone anywhere.

I see Aussies confusing "then" and "than" a lot now. To my Boomer ears they don't sound at all alike but it's been very much a US thing for a long time.

# ? Jan 28, 2024 00:26

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

oval office
cunce
carnt

# ? Jan 28, 2024 00:35

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

spaceblancmange posted:

oval office
cunce
carnt

cunce is the plural so should sound different to oval office / carnt

# ? Jan 28, 2024 01:17

ili: Jul 26, 2003

Youse cunce can't use carnt.

# ? Jan 28, 2024 04:05

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Forfeited car turned into road safety ad as part of multifaceted push to stop speeding drivers

quote:

Police seized the Lexus after its 26-year-old driver was clocked doing 205kph on the Forrest Highway in WA's south-west, where the limit is 110kph.

The state's Road Safety Commission has kitted the car out with road safety messages to display by roadsides.

The commission plans to later sell the vehicle � valued at around $20,000 � with funds to go to WA's Road Trauma Account.

# ? Jan 28, 2024 04:20

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

I see a snout

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