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Mission: Impossible how can i (f26) convince my boyfriend (28m) to wash his hands after peeing? quote:my (26f) boyfriend (28m) doesn't wipe or wash his hands after peeing. he sometimes "dabs" the tip of his junk with toilet paper, but i confess a few times i have felt some dampness on my hands when i've touched him, and not from pre-excitement. "it's just piss," he insists. fine - everybody's into something. but i really struggle with the fact that he doesn't wash his hands.
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We just had a title change but r/relationships: it's just piss
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Jan 27, 2024 14:48
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Well apparently she was waking him up for sex Imagine switching those two people around in the story and it's a guy waking up his pregnant girlfriend for sex directly in the middle of their sleep time. Sorry, not sex. Spicy time.
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Space Kablooey posted:We just had a title change but r/relationships: "it's just piss", he insists
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Jan 27, 2024 15:00
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Pirate Radar posted:Executor of Estate, wanting to invest/safe guard in Precious Metals for beneficiary. From his history this dude is into silver, prepping and crypto. How much guzzoline does a bitcoin get me?
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Jan 27, 2024 15:09
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Fatty posted:From his history this dude is into silver, prepping and crypto. classic scenario of seizing the opportunity to force your weird fetish onto unsuspecting friends and family
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Jan 27, 2024 15:11
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Fatty posted:From his history this dude is into silver, prepping and crypto. And also "wilfully misunderstanding what an executor does". Christ, I paid a solicitor to deal with my dad's estate and if she had told me a couple of weeks in "I haven't paid any of the outstanding invoices for the funeral but I HAVE bought you a gold ingot" I would have probably lost my poo poo
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Jan 27, 2024 15:15
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Lol at the idea of sleep being sacrosanct when you have a newborn on the way. The hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life was survive those first 3 months.
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Jan 27, 2024 15:35
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RubberBands Hurt posted:If an old dude loved their old car, he probably planned for the car's welfare first, and wasn't going to give it to a group of people or his adult kid that can't even definitively state the make/model of his prized possession(and would cash it out without consideration of the sentiment). I think it would be reasonable for the parent to want to prevent the kid from driving it as their main transportation since a 1950's car is a loving deathtrap and it would be drat near impossible to fully insure the true value if it is listed a being regularly driven by a 18m.
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Jan 27, 2024 15:47
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The Bramble posted:My (22m) pregnant fiance 21(F) is crying herself to sleep again because of me. My hot take as someone who works nights: if she's regularly trying to wake him up after only 4 hours of sleep she is a "B word".
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Jan 27, 2024 16:07
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The Bramble posted:Lol at the idea of sleep being sacrosanct when you have a newborn on the way. The hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life was survive those first 3 months. If her argument were “I’m trying to prepare you for when the baby comes” then she could have a point but that’s not in the story.
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Jan 27, 2024 16:18
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Pirate Radar posted:If her argument were “I’m trying to prepare you for when the baby comes” then she could have a point but that’s not in the story. Nothing can prepare you for that. The correct move is to make the most of those last weeks and months of sleep.
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Jan 27, 2024 16:26
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Pirate Radar posted:If her argument were “I’m trying to prepare you for when the baby comes” then she could have a point but that’s not in the story. That may be so but the early 20's night security guy who refuses to work days, with a pregnant fiance is both a, and the rear end in a top hat here.
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Jan 27, 2024 16:30
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Shifty Pony posted:I think it would be reasonable for the parent to want to prevent the kid from driving it as their main transportation since a 1950's car is a loving deathtrap and it would be drat near impossible to fully insure the true value if it is listed a being regularly driven by a 18m. Oh for sure, that's an extremely valid concern, though it didn't seem to be one mentioned by the parent. But that gets into how much the kid actually views it as a treasured collector's item from his grandpappy, and maybe how much he actually spent time with it in the past, esp with the maintenance covered until he can get some actual driving experience in a much cheaper ride. I personally wouldn't want that extra responsibility for something with minimal utility at that age, but I don't love cars nearly as much as some. Would likely keep it in storage and only drive for rare special events or maintenance reasons on quiet roads.
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Jan 27, 2024 16:40
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Biplane posted:That may be so but the early 20's night security guy who refuses to work days, with a pregnant fiance is both a, and the rear end in a top hat here. working the night shift is not the same as “refusing” to work days
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Jan 27, 2024 16:41
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Buzzman posted:Mission: Impossible Poop on the flush handle
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Biplane posted:Hypnosis is fake, friend. Oh, is it? Then what do you have to say about this? 
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Jan 27, 2024 16:46
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Biplane posted:... guy who refuses to work days,... Tell me you've never been trapped on a night shift without using those exact words.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh, is it? Then what do you have to say about this? Must.. kill... President... Eisenhower...
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Jan 27, 2024 16:58
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Any nice family heirlooms are the rightful property of a rich collector somewhere and the "people" on third shift would just get a nice office 9-to-4 if they actually loved their children, this thread is on a roll
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Jan 27, 2024 17:00
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8one6 posted:Tell me you've never been trapped on a night shift without using those exact words. The original post said he loves his night shift and doesn't want to have it changed, which does suggest that a change is an option and that he refuses to try it
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Jan 27, 2024 17:08
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh, is it? Then what do you have to say about this? Thanks dick, now I’ll be absentmindedly turning my entire house upside down all day looking for my copy of Catcher In The Rye for some reason
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Jan 27, 2024 17:09
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"if you don't rearrange your entire life and sleeping schedule to make it easier for your significant other to have sex with you when they want to you're an rear end in a top hat" is sure a loving take
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No I was just clarifying that the dude is not "stuck" in a night shift, just in a nightmare of a relationship E: vvv thanks and no sweat either way, my post could've been read that way Rat Patrol fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Jan 27, 2024 |
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Jan 27, 2024 17:25
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dw Rat Patrol the bad take was this one Biplane posted:That may be so but the early 20's night security guy who refuses to work days, with a pregnant fiance is both a, and the rear end in a top hat here.
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My boyfriend (33M) and I (33F) have finally picked out an engagement ring and he said, “Since I’m buying it can I get out of paying you rent this month?”quote:Is this fair? The ring we picked out is slightly under the budget we’ve been discussing for the ring this whole time. He lives with me and pays me rent each month that takes care of 80% of the mortgage payment but I still have our condo fee, all of other bills (internet, gas, electricity, water, streaming services) and groceries that I pay for so it’s not like he’s contributing more toward us living. I do make substantially more money than him but he has quite a bit more in savings than I do right now because he sold his house to move in with me and made a decent profit. Am I being greedy and unreasonable? Or should I just buy the ring myself and ask myself to marry me? The main post is whatever, I'm sharing it for the cautionary tale in the top comment: quote:I told my husband that a proposal in the mountains would be so romantic. This was in the early days of our relationship and part of a casual conversation.
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InediblePenguin posted:dw Rat Patrol the bad take was this one Seems more like youre just doubling down after being wrong, but whatever.
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Shifty Pony posted:I think it would be reasonable for the parent to want to prevent the kid from driving it as their main transportation since a 1950's car is a loving deathtrap and it would be drat near impossible to fully insure the true value if it is listed a being regularly driven by a 18m. Yeah, a 70 year old car is basically a museum piece at this point, and that kid is going to have a rude awakening the first time he rolls through a stop sign, because 4 wheel drum brakes have roughly the same braking performance as rubbing slices of cheese together, particular if they are so much as a bit damp. Oldest car I've ever driven was an early 1940s Ford, and driving that thing was like going to the gym. No power assist anything in a very heavy vehicle, clutch and shifter felt like they were set in concrete, you had to begin braking way in advance compared to a modern car, etc…
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Fairly positive the kid is aware of the performance characteristics of the 50s chevy. If the granddad's willing his "70k" fossil to a grandchild who's never driven or worked on it before that *is* kinda hosed up
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Unless you're the type of person who enjoys rolling up his sleeves and spending every other weekend elbow deep in a loving engine, that car seems kind of like a white elephant. Dad might be right for the wrong reasons here. Just get rid of the loving thing before the maintenance and insurance costs eat you alive.
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Biplane posted:Seems more like youre just doubling down after being wrong, but whatever. nah you think the dude's an rear end in a top hat for having a nocturnal sleep rhythm, that's super lovely of you. i was replying specifically to your take and should have quoted you the first time. don't know what you think i was wrong about to be doubling down on but ok
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Rat Patrol posted:The original post said he loves his night shift and doesn't want to have it changed, which does suggest that a change is an option and that he refuses to try it night shift can also come with a pay premium, when i was working at a fab, it was a 15-20% pay bump for people on C and D shift.
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Everyone Sucks Here (ESH) exists as a judgment for a reason. Girlfriend shouldn't be waking him up in the middle of the "night" (for him) for sex. He shouldn't be calling her a bitch in arguments, and should communicate with her in a more level, adult way. Probably shouldn't have knocked up someone he's only been with 9 months either but whatever. Surely this relationship will go well.
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I know the feeling, I'm a huge rear end in a top hat when I'm woken up, to the point where I've made it a personal rule to engage in as few conversations as I can until I have coffee and a meal. It gets old having to walk back something I don't even remember saying, words from the grey hours in Hell when I'd say anything to lay down again. I've cursed out my own mother.
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tell your mom to stop waking you up for sex
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Unless you're the type of person who enjoys rolling up his sleeves and spending every other weekend elbow deep in a loving engine, that car seems kind of like a white elephant. Dad might be right for the wrong reasons here. Just get rid of the loving thing before the maintenance and insurance costs eat you alive. It's a sentimental thing they have bonded over while working on it together. Grandad set aside resources for maintenance. There's no indication the son is interested in selling it, mom wants to force the sale to give all the other kids a nominal lump sum.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:tell your mom to stop waking you up for sex AreWeDrunkYet posted:It's a sentimental thing they have bonded over while working on it together.
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Buzzman posted:Mission: Impossible This topic is always great because there's always so many guys outing themselves as slobs in the comments. Not washing your hands isn't the flex you think it is, fellas.
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Approximately February 2020 though June 2020 is the only time that my older brother consistently washed his hands after using the restroom in his adult life.
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:This topic is always great because there's always so many guys outing themselves as slobs in the comments. Not washing your hands isn't the flex you think it is, fellas. A whole bunch of them within the first few replies. It should be legal to throw a bucket of water onto non-washers.
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