Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

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Jared Goff? This poll is closed.
JARED GOFF	33	45.83%
Jared Goof	14	19.44%
MCDC	9	12.50%
Purdy Good	16	22.22%
Total:	72 votes

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

gently caress you have to catch that

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:40

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:59

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Run the ball

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:40

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Man, I don't wanna second guess but I really think y'just line up under center and pound it there.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:40

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Shoulda scrambled Jared

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:40

Tulalip Tulips: Sep 1, 2013; The best apologies are crafted with love.

Time to bring out the tar for the gloves

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:40

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Really shoulda had that

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:40

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

drop

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:40

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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and you are
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For a brief second I was expcting Goff to run for the 1st down.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:40

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Going to watch the heck out of Dune 2 : the second Dune

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Not the best play or.situational call there.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

Harlock posted:

Shoulda scrambled Jared

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

Gully Foyle: Feb 29, 2008

Android Apocalypse posted:

Didn't get the 1st down but somehow I'm still happy with that playcall.

ARE YOU GOING FOR IT?!?

YESSSS

Playcall obviously was fine, it worked. The drop ain't Campbell's fault

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

Highbrow Slick: Jul 1, 2007; it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.

Black Lighter posted:

He's probably what Derek Carr would be with a stacked roster

Carr would be moderately better, but in the 49ers offense that�s a multiplier

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

euphronius posted:

Going to watch the heck out of Dune 2 : the second Dune

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

WoodrowSkillson posted:

TAKE THE POINTS GOD DAMMIT

Football is better when you go for it there :colbert:

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

euphronius posted:

Going to watch the heck out of Dune 2 : the second Dune

Dune. More like dune your mum

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Broadcast angle didn't really show it but it didn't look like anyone was open on their routes.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

hobbesmaster posted:

The OC had to set some sort of record for shark jumping

With how fast it escalated they really had to choice but to shark jump quickly.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

Radia: Jul 14, 2021; And someday, together.. We'll shine.

glad they went for it

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

I don't think it's ever happened before, closest was the Bills and Cowboys playing in Week 2 of 1993 (Which was a Super Bowl rematch of the previous year, and then they played again that season). There have been a handful of other instances of teams playing during the regular season at various points before eventually meeting the Super Bowl, most infamously the Giants and Patriots playing in the final game of the 2007 regular season

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Don't get why you don't just have Montgomery run for the first there it's worked the last infinity times.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

drat comment this is turning into another one of those games where as soon as I stop drinking the team I'm rooting for stops scoring.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:41

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Brock Purdy is a system QB.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:42

Tulalip Tulips: Sep 1, 2013; The best apologies are crafted with love.

Someday I'll re-read Dune. I read it in high school once because my dad liked it and I remember very little about it except Herbert had some...ideas.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:42

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Nobody talking about how amon ra st brown just getting put at RB for shits and giggles

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:42

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

euphronius posted:

Going to watch the heck out of Dune 2 : the second Dune

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:42

Gangringo: Jul 22, 2007; In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one sat.

He chose the path of perpetual contentment.

It's only a dumb call if you don't make it.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:42

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Sydin posted:

Don't get why you don't just have Montgomery run for the first there it's worked the last infinity times.

He looks fuckin gassed lol

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:42

Ifgalra: Jun 19, 2023; ooouuuhh what the !!

I'm enjoying the "we have enough lead to try the weird poo poo" playcalling, it's fun

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:43

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Quiet Feet posted:

drat comment this is turning into another one of those games where as soon as I stop drinking the team I'm rooting for stops scoring.

You know what you have to do, then

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:43

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Man, the Lions really are bad at open tackling

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:43

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

MikeCrotch posted:

He looks fuckin gassed lol

running for 10+ every otehr time you touch the ball will do that to you

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:43

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Dang I missed way more of the 3rd quarter than expected doing laundry and packing for a work trip tomorrow :stare:

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:43

Technowrite: Jan 18, 2006; I first battled the Metroids on Planet Zebes.

Ifgalra posted:

I'm enjoying the "we have enough lead to try the weird poo poo" playcalling, it's fun

Not for when you�re playing for a trip to the Super Bowl.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:43

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

I am still completely terrified of how this game will go. This is what it means to be a Lions fan

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:43

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Deeeeebo

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:43

Radia: Jul 14, 2021; And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Someday I'll re-read Dune. I read it in high school once because my dad liked it and I remember very little about it except Herbert had some...ideas.

The first Dune is the least insane and most fun. The rule of thumb reading the series is to go until you think a book wasn�t as good as previous ones, and stop there.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:43