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Parallax
Jan 14, 2006

people get weird about taylor swift because she's spent her entire career carefully cultivating her image that is very "normal" and "relatable" but isn't very human. that's why she's been so consistently popular but also why her fans start to invent insane narratives around her, because she's missing the gently caress ups and oddities most celebrities end up having. that's why we get her being smuggled into her apartment in a suitcase, her being born without a navel, her being a closeted gay who seeds secret messages into her songs. i'm happy for the people who can even joke about kelce proposing to her, because they bought into what she's selling.

anyway gently caress the chiefs

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Parallax posted:


anyway gently caress the chiefs

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


Parallax posted:


anyway gently caress the kansas city football team

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Intruder posted:

I pretty much assume every WR constantly considers themselves open

I think they do and this makes you a better wide receiver. Just like all CBs should talk trash constantly, and once you've been beaten for a 50 yard pass still keep talking trash.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Parallax posted:

people get weird about taylor swift because she's spent her entire career carefully cultivating her image that is very "normal" and "relatable" but isn't very human. that's why she's been so consistently popular but also why her fans start to invent insane narratives around her, because she's missing the gently caress ups and oddities most celebrities end up having. that's why we get her being smuggled into her apartment in a suitcase, her being born without a navel, her being a closeted gay who seeds secret messages into her songs. i'm happy for the people who can even joke about kelce proposing to her, because they bought into what she's selling.

anyway gently caress the chiefs

You're creepy as gently caress. Anyway go meteorite

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


she might just be kinda boring but talented in a way that's great for mass consumption, not to get all conspiratorial about it

Parallax
Jan 14, 2006

i don't think it's conspiratorial to say celebrities purposefully craft and maintain an image and taylor swift has been the best at it, possibly ever? also i hope people know the stuff i listed off are actual examples of things people have speculated about her over the years. "people getting mad about blonde lady being shown during football game" is pretty low on the weirdness scale of reactions towards taylor swift

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Dear God

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



How come afc games are never high scoring shootouts and yet all the QBs are worshiped as gods compared to NFC QBs?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
AFC defenses are good too.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
AFC defenses are nasty. Especially the AFC north. Like goddamn.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




FAT32 SHAMER posted:

How come afc games are never high scoring shootouts and yet all the QBs are worshiped as gods compared to NFC QBs?

Hail Purdy, he is risen.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Coldforge posted:

Down 17 and I'm pretty sure I'm allowed be pessimistic about our chances.

I don't want your "at least they're not the chiefs" bandwagoning, if you dislike both teams, cheer for the meteor.

you made a mod close a thread cause i started posting the ravens 2012 superbowl pictures at you. you a drat child

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Swift told people to vote. Republicans got mad because the more that people vote, the less power they have. Is there something more than this?

Highline
Mar 28, 2009
I like the Chiefs! I also like Taylor Swift!

What a great time to be me!

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I can understand liking the Chiefs. Mahomes and Kelce are very good football players. Why do you like Taylor Swift?

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I can understand liking the Chiefs. Mahomes and Kelce are very good football players. Why do you like Taylor Swift?

I saw pornography of her, I think, which might be cool

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Guys stop being weird about Taylor Swift challenge (Impossible)

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Freaquency posted:

Guys stop being weird about Taylor Swift challenge (Impossible)

My bad, I did not see pornography of her, which was not cool.

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


Borsche69 posted:

I saw pornography of her, I think, which might be cool

:thisagain:

Borsche69
May 8, 2014


my bad, it was actually anime

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

yall see this konosuba poo poo? that's banging

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
There is a dedicated thread in this very subforum just for dropping all your insane Taylor Swift takes into

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
I hope the Niners lose the Super Bowl and fire Shanahan. I say this as a Niners hater who would rather see the world burn then endure another Niners World Championship.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Nervous posted:

I hope the Niners lose the Super Bowl and fire Shanahan. I say this as a Niners hater who would rather see the world burn then endure another Niners World Championship.

maybe they can pick up mike tomlin

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Waltzing Along posted:

Swift told people to vote. Republicans got mad because the more that people vote, the less power they have. Is there something more than this?

A key point here is that, so far, she hasn't endorsed anyone. The GOP is freaking out just because young people might vote.

Highline
Mar 28, 2009

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I can understand liking the Chiefs. Mahomes and Kelce are very good football players. Why do you like Taylor Swift?

I enjoy some of her music, Folklore and Evermore are both top notch albums!

I know gently caress all about any of the drama surrounding her but she seems to make people weirdly angry by simply existing which I find funny.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
hope the niners win both bc gently caress the chiefs and bc as much as the niners have been around forever i would like Shanahan to get his ring along with CMC. i get really tired of the whole "that coach can't win the big one" bullshit that gets put on guys like Shanahan, Andy Reid for a long time, etc. Most of it is just injury luck and QB quality. Shanahan's an insanely good coach who should get a ring. ONE WOULD BE SUFFICIENT THO

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Borsche69 posted:

you made a mod close a thread cause i started posting the ravens 2012 superbowl pictures at you. you a drat child

You’re funny af, I love every single thing about you.

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
y'all need to stop getting mad about video games

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


Radia posted:

y'all need to stop getting mad about video games

if you tell me T. Swift is also stealing video games from me, I'm not gonna make it

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I want a 49ers win because the chiefs, Patrick Mahomes, and their fans are insufferable. Shame my Andy Reid and Taylor swift will end up as collateral damage though.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Radia posted:

y'all need to stop getting mad about video games

The new Yakuza rules

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Radia posted:

y'all need to stop getting mad about video games

i was legit loving slamming my desk cause i got some bad rng in against the storm which is a big sign to not loving play that loving style of game. also i got mad at trepang2's loving boss design. i did not have trouble with them, they just made me mad

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Coldforge posted:

You’re funny af, I love every single thing about you.

i love being mad

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

i'm not mad

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




a neat cape posted:

The new Yakuza rules

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


wait is T. Swift also a fake gamer girl stealing my vidya!?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Yakuza has been so much better since it moved to JRPG gameplay.

I always digged the games from afar but they were the most boring things to play.

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Papercut posted:

Chiefs looked very scary for the first half and then the entire second half was just lol Ravens

It was a repeat of the bengals cg except Baltimore forgot to win

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