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Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Oh my god, stop texting me Nikki Haley's presidential campaign.

I'm apparently the only person in the country who isn't getting them, and I'm not having any FOMO

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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Oh my god, stop texting me Nikki Haley's presidential campaign.

I am so glad the Iowa caucuses are over.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I keep getting texts from Nancy Pelosi, but I’m 99% sure it’s a scam.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tulalip Tulips posted:

Oh my god, stop texting me Nikki Haley's presidential campaign.

This but literally every goddamn Democrat.

I volunteered for Bernie. I do not give a poo poo about the rest of you, gently caress off.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
The cheapest campaign text the trump team could ask for

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Ether Frenzy posted:

The cheapest campaign text the trump team could ask for

SMS marketing messages generally cost a fraction of a cent per text sent, it's really not a significant cost for a campaign.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Quiet Feet posted:

This but literally every goddamn Democrat.

I volunteered for Bernie. I do not give a poo poo about the rest of you, gently caress off.
God drat, I hate getting texts from randoms and every Dem-aligned Super PAC in existence so loving much.

Oooh, what's this text? Is it a friend getting back to me? Maybe my grad student friend wants to grab a bite. Maybe it's the girl I'm crushing on saying something cute? Nope, it's some Numbers Fuckstein running for Congress in Who Gives a gently caress texting me doomerism in the hopes of scaring me into giving them money I don't have.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
It's still cheaper to send 0 texts than to send any number larger than 0, not to mention the effort compiling the list and all the other associated labor costs entailed with administration.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Ether Frenzy posted:

not to mention the effort compiling the list

Based on the Return Path sender score reputations of the IP addresses that send me Republican campaign bullshit emails, I guarantee you they said "gently caress it" a long time ago and just started buying lists. (Which is very, very deeply stupid, but no one ever accused Republican campaign strategists of actually being smart.)

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Every time I get a call from a D group I just ask where my Universal Healthcare is and usually receive nonsense and then I hang up. I'll donate and support when there's a believable answer.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
I hate getting political texts period and I always get them from Republicans. The campaign for lady who ran against Patty Murray a few years ago also sent video clips of how Seattle is dying. Either way I block them but it's really annoying to come back to like 4 texts and have a moment of "is something going on?" before finding out it's just politics spam.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Well this ought to give everyone nightmares

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1752104103256481894?s=20

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
One of the best things about being in Los Angeles/CA is that they don't even bother with most national campaigning here, I don't even see much of an uptick in political ads during football (immediately before the election).

Now when I watch Iowa games on the Big Ten Network.... good lord. You poor bastards in the swing states.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

I always get Newsom calling republicans turds

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Ether Frenzy posted:

Now when I watch Iowa games on the Big Ten Network.... good lord. You poor bastards in the swing states.

I don't know how Iowa became so blood-red. When I left here in 2010, we had had two consecutive Democratic governors (Tom Vilsack and Chet Culver), we had a reliably Democratic seat in the Senate (Tom Harkin had the seat for 20 years) and we had legalized marriage equality.

I came back three years ago. Now we have an utter ghoul in the governor's mansion in the form of Kim Reynolds and two demons in the Senate, the undying Chuck Grassley and the unfathomably evil Joni Ernst. And the second district is represented in Congress by COVID denier Ashley Hinson, who is just dumb as a stump.

What happened, Iowa? :smith:

Timby fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Jan 30, 2024

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

a sexual elk posted:

I always get Newsom calling republicans turds

That's my ring tone

Triggers the hell out of the tourists at the BWW in Hollywood

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Timby posted:

SMS marketing messages generally cost a fraction of a cent per text sent, it's really not a significant cost for a campaign.

There are likely fewer automated texts/mass messages going out than you'd imagine. Over the past year for both toll free usage and to avoid carriers blocking for spam, there was registration and validation of use cases that tooling required. Not particularly high bars, but bars that didn't exist before.

Most political texts I get come from volunteers using their own devices or possible provided devices.

Timby posted:

I don't know how Iowa became so blood-red. When I left here in 2010, we had had two consecutive Democratic governors (Tom Vilsack and Chet Culver), we had a reliably Democratic seat in the Senate (Tom Harkin had the seat for 20 years) and we had legalized marriage equality.

I came back three years ago. Now we have an utter ghoul in the governor's mansion in the form of Kim Reynolds and two demons in the Senate, the undying Chuck Grassley and the unfathomably evil Joni Ernst. And the second district is represented in Congress by COVID denier Ashley Hinson, who is just dumb as a stump.

What happened, Iowa? :smith:

aging white people and Trump

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I fell into a hole of forgotten tv show intros and I just need to post this one that is very clearly ripping off Freaky Friday. I get why the guy did it, he had nothing really going on, but Sharon Gless had skins on the wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOGW2Cku5AA

This is from the great year of 1979, when NBC greenlit everything they could get their hands on and premiered and killed a couple dozen shows including 3 separate Animal House ripoffs, Delta House (official), Brothers & Sisters and Co-Ed Fever, which was mercy-flushed after 1 episode because... jesus just watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhnSvmLOd3Y

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Kalli posted:

I fell into a hole of forgotten tv show intros and I just need to post this one that is very clearly ripping off Freaky Friday. I get why the guy did it, he had nothing really going on, but Sharon Gless had skins on the wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOGW2Cku5AA

This is from the great year of 1979, when NBC greenlit everything they could get their hands on and premiered and killed a couple dozen shows including 3 separate Animal House ripoffs, Delta House (official), Brothers & Sisters and Co-Ed Fever, which was mercy-flushed after 1 episode because... jesus just watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhnSvmLOd3Y

Not saying it’s the worst part of that opening sequence by any stretch, but trying to rhyme “quarter” with “daughter” and not even having the decency to fake a Philadelphia accent is pretty irksome

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




When I moved to Canada, I ported my US number from Google Fi to Google Voice. The spam filtering is waaay better.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

When I moved to Canada, I ported my US number from Google Fi to Google Voice. The spam filtering is waaay better.

I switched from US Cellular to Mint Mobile back in ... October? November? Somewhere around there. Significantly cheaper and I stopped getting pretty much any and all robocalls and spam texts.

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

I have been informed that The Models say that Detroit going on fourth twice and not kicking field goals which would have represented the difference in the game actually maximized win percentage and was thus optimal, despite the outcome. Although I find that surprising, I am not a mathematician and thus am nobody to argue with The Models. I hereby retract my derisive comments about Dan Campbell and wish him the best of luck coaching by flow chart for many years to come.

Am I being facetious? I haven’t decided yet.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
What do the models say about the historical success rate when giving up 27 unanswered points?

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Kalli posted:

I fell into a hole of forgotten tv show intros and I just need to post this one that is very clearly ripping off Freaky Friday. I get why the guy did it, he had nothing really going on, but Sharon Gless had skins on the wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOGW2Cku5AA

This is from the great year of 1979, when NBC greenlit everything they could get their hands on and premiered and killed a couple dozen shows including 3 separate Animal House ripoffs, Delta House (official), Brothers & Sisters and Co-Ed Fever, which was mercy-flushed after 1 episode because... jesus just watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhnSvmLOd3Y

Oof, that second one is baaaaad, my goodness.

As for the first one, I can only imagine how that show went in the 70's

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Kalli posted:

I fell into a hole of forgotten tv show intros and I just need to post this one that is very clearly ripping off Freaky Friday. I get why the guy did it, he had nothing really going on, but Sharon Gless had skins on the wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOGW2Cku5AA

Including the voice of Disney's Winnie the Pooh (Sterling Holloway) as the narrator? Not bad

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shinji2015 posted:

As for the first one, I can only imagine how that show went in the 70's

It went for 7 episodes, with summaries like:

quote:

Sam and Penny prepare to participate in a charity touch football game, only Sam is now the cheerleader and Penny is the quarterback and neither has a clue on how to perform the other's role!

....

Sam is invited to a fraternity reunion, and the wives are not invited. Too bad Penny is now occupying Sam's body and is the one to get the news! So they both return to Sam's old college for a wild reunion.

.... and of course, jesus christ:

Penny informs Sam that her former body's "monthly visitor" is late; Sam goes to the gynecologist to find out if "he's" going to become a mother.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

No it'll only give one person nightmares.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Kalli posted:

It went for 7 episodes, with summaries like:

lol of course.

So the implication from that last summary means that they were still loving post body-swap. That's actually pretty rare for non-porn versions of that premise

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Watched the Special Edition of The Abyss on the big screen here at the Hollywood Theater.

James Cameron really benefited from having editors trim down his ideas for the theatrical cuts.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ether Frenzy posted:

What do the models say about the historical success rate when giving up 27 unanswered points?

It doesn't matter when you put up 30 probably.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

I only get the rare piece of spam (usually trying to trick me into “checking the status of a package”). It’s nice to live in a country where you aren’t allowed to contact voters by text message. Or TV ads, now that I think of it.

These things are why I told my friend he was crazy when he suggested the vans with loudspeakers that are allowed here were more annoying. Nah man, they drive on by. I think he underestimated how bad it’s gotten in the U.S.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

harperdc posted:

I only get the rare piece of spam (usually trying to trick me into “checking the status of a package”)

I've been getting a lot of these through gmail, but more like "Thank you for your order!" with some PDF attached with an order I obviously didn't make the last couple of weeks. I do not open the PDFs of course and just check my account now and then to make sure nothing's going wrong.

No damage done, but it's annoying and shows up in my inbox instead of spam.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

harperdc posted:

I only get the rare piece of spam (usually trying to trick me into “checking the status of a package”). It’s nice to live in a country where you aren’t allowed to contact voters by text message. Or TV ads, now that I think of it.

These things are why I told my friend he was crazy when he suggested the vans with loudspeakers that are allowed here were more annoying. Nah man, they drive on by. I think he underestimated how bad it’s gotten in the U.S.

I try to tell people that Guam becoming a state would be a poo poo thing, if nothing else than for the absolute chaos that two senate seats with a population of 160k and a political pendulum that swings like a metronome at 200bpm would bring to every individual.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Abugadu posted:

I try to tell people that Guam becoming a state would be a poo poo thing, if nothing else than for the absolute chaos that two senate seats with a population of 160k and a political pendulum that swings like a metronome at 200bpm would bring to every individual.

*shudders*

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Abugadu posted:

I try to tell people that Guam becoming a state would be a poo poo thing, if nothing else than for the absolute chaos that two senate seats with a population of 160k and a political pendulum that swings like a metronome at 200bpm would bring to every individual.

I know this is pipe dream stuff, but the only way I see state hood happening for Guam, or any of the other Pacific Ocean territories, is them joining Hawaii. Even if they combined Guam, American Samoa, and the Northern Mariana Islands into one state, you're still only looking at like 250,000 people total, less than half of Wyoming, and separated by 1,000 miles of ocean.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


Stephen Bochco sighting there. Strange seeing his name on something that's not a police procedural.

And yeah NBC in the late 70s flailed hard. They had SNL and that was about it. They lost a bunch of affiliates to ABC and then when the US pulled out of the 1980 Olympics they nearly went under. They got saved when they pulled in a bunch of folks from Mary Tyler Moore's studio, including Stephen Bochco.

dirty shrimp money fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Jan 30, 2024

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Ether Frenzy posted:

What do the models say about the historical success rate when giving up 27 unanswered points?
*looks at 28-3*

Uhh, not good.

At least it's not the worst choke in... wait I'm getting something on my monitor...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comeback_(American_football)

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1752449446820860415

lmao

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



lol,

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752455348106166598

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Do I understand this correctly that Musk was trying to get Tesla to pay him $56 billion for being its CEO? lol how patently obvious can you be?

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