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Jan 30, 2024 14:36
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/SusieUndertale/status/1752062008093282543?t=G_fZjQ_ee_yv1jLsceQSng&s=19 This is called fluoride posting you geezers wouldn't get it
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Jan 30, 2024 14:44
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moist turtleneck posted:lol the news is just repeating Elon on this James okeefe pulled his scams for years before the media started even considering that he was lying and there was no direct benefit to capital, or the vagueness of science, for the media to use and an excuse. the media will never stop with musk. the only time they paused was when aipac and the adl got mad at him for a day.
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Jan 30, 2024 14:45
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Old James posted:Just a reminder, one year ago it was $100/share. Even with this drop that's crazy returns if you bought the dip. every time I've bought the dip, the stock performs worse what I'm saying is, I need to buy $tsla
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Jan 30, 2024 14:46
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jisforjosh posted:every time I've bought the dip, the stock performs worse you have to keep buying the new dip, that way you will make even more money
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Jan 30, 2024 14:46
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The news here in Europe also uncritically repeated Musk 's claim. Which is exactly why we trust the news so much over here
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Jan 30, 2024 14:49
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Ian Miles Cheong was the volunteer for the brain chip and unfortunately survived
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Jan 30, 2024 14:59
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https://twitter.com/SmoothDunk/status/1752139064780661084?t=T9h0n0KDDUzOib4UsVVbzw&s=19
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Jan 30, 2024 15:02
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shyduck posted:Food is raning Looking into this
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Jan 30, 2024 15:22
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Old James posted:Just a reminder, one year ago it was $100/share. Even with this drop that's crazy returns if you bought the dip. 5 years ago it was close to $0, and in 5 years it may be again
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Jan 30, 2024 16:00
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I'm sorry but Tesla stock is now a load bearing pillar of the economy
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Jan 30, 2024 16:09
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musk doesn't cum
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Jan 30, 2024 16:17
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titty_baby_ posted:I'm sorry but Tesla stock is now a load bearing pillar of the economy "if we admit this man is an idiot the military industrial complex will fall apart via domino effect"
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Jan 30, 2024 16:17
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Don't worry a Good Billionaire® will buy enough shares to cancel out musk's control any moment now
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Jan 30, 2024 16:27
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:5 years ago it was close to $0, and in 5 years it may be again inshallah
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Jan 30, 2024 17:01
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/SmoothDunk/status/1752139064780661084?t=T9h0n0KDDUzOib4UsVVbzw&s=19 Thinking about Elon Musk cumming is not a Smooth Dunk on Elon imo.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:27
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https://twitter.com/benphillips76/status/1752283367251296750
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Jan 30, 2024 19:17
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I mean, who wouldn't want Elon Musk digging around in their brain? I'm sure the 'neuron spike' they detected actually means something and isn't psudoscientific gobbledygook designed to make him seem smart.
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Jan 30, 2024 19:32
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Cimber posted:I mean, who wouldn't want Elon Musk digging around in their brain? I'm sure the 'neuron spike' they detected actually means something and isn't psudoscientific gobbledygook designed to make him seem smart. My best guess is that if the implant is not fictitious, then it is an electrocorticography array of some kind, which is not a novel technology. "Neuron spiking" would just be an idiots way of saying they are measuring intracranial electrical activity, which I'm sure his handlers sold to him as being a major breakthrough, again, assuming this is not fictitious.
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Jan 30, 2024 19:36
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it seems like the safety in monkeys step got skipped.
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Jan 30, 2024 19:40
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:we put a webcam in a guy's eye socket and the initial results are "promising" beaten https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxPs2UTtqZI&t=11s
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Jan 30, 2024 19:41
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elon implant the array
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Jan 30, 2024 19:45
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Cimber posted:I mean, who wouldn't want Elon Musk digging around in their brain? I'm sure the 'neuron spike' they detected actually means something and isn't psudoscientific gobbledygook designed to make him seem smart. I imagine monkeys would not be excited about the idea
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Jan 30, 2024 19:47
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Dr. VooDoo posted:I imagine monkeys would not be excited about the idea But people however apparently are less smart than monkeys. At least one person.
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Jan 30, 2024 19:50
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i held the leads of a multimeter against my head and thought real hard /!\ NEURON SPIKE DETECTED /!\
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Jan 30, 2024 19:56
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> SEND SPIKE
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Jan 30, 2024 19:56
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Is that a spike in you neuron or are you just happy to see me
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Jan 30, 2024 20:04
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*inflamed, infected hole in the top of someone’s head around microchip* Look at that neuron spike!
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Jan 30, 2024 20:26
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Has he said if the patient was terminal before the surgery
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Jan 30, 2024 20:30
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:i held the leads of a multimeter against my head and thought real hard This guy's reinventing EEG from first principles Mr... Mr. Musk??
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Jan 30, 2024 20:32
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moist turtleneck posted:Has he said if the patient was terminal before the surgery that would violate HIPAA
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Jan 30, 2024 20:40
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752060088913661966?t=RtgtplPnBUCw07FbnoA39w&s=19 Snopes determined this was false, Elon has no friends. Not even the Westworld people
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Jan 30, 2024 20:49
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cumpantry posted:Snopes determined this was false, Elon has no friends. Not even the Westworld people Elon created Grok so there would be one true friend, but then Grok went Woke.
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Jan 30, 2024 20:52
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I was going to ask how much y'all think the surgery guy got paid but I'm sure that dumbass volunteered for this bullshit.
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Jan 30, 2024 21:00
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graventy posted:I was going to ask how much y'all think the surgery guy got paid but I'm sure that dumbass volunteered for this bullshit. Ian Miles Cheong's posting was hosed up already, so the best part is there's no way to prove that chip messed up his dented brain any more than childbirth did.
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Jan 30, 2024 21:05
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it's gonna end up being a hearing aid with a tesla logo on it.
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Jan 30, 2024 21:07
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Woke Mind Virus posted:it's gonna end up being a hearing aid with a tesla logo on it. Now we know how Mr Beast fits into all this, he'll promote giving a hundred deaf folks the ability to hear again thanks to this technology.
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Jan 30, 2024 21:10
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Panfilo posted:Now we know how Mr Beast fits into all this, he'll promote giving a hundred deaf folks the ability to hear again thanks to this technology. "The next hour of hearing is brought to you by today's sponsor..."
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Jan 30, 2024 21:16
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cumpantry posted:Snopes determined this was false, Elon has no friends. Not even the Westworld people Grok reached the singularity single handedly just so they wouldn’t have to be friends.
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Jan 30, 2024 21:22
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had dinner with Elon Musk and said shuttup nerd give me your money
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Jan 30, 2024 21:26
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