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I did this once to get into a festival  Edit - well that’s the page snipe from hell
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Jan 30, 2024 18:55
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smellmycheese posted:I did this once to get into a festival While I appreciate the effort, how did you fit yourself into the Kinder Surprise egg?
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Jan 30, 2024 19:08
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Get the XL one that darth vader lives in. And a similarly large bum.
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Jan 30, 2024 19:39
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They all laughed at me when I said they were putting fent in the kids' sweets! They laughed! Well, nobody's laughing at the Kinder Surprise bum guy 
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Jan 30, 2024 19:45
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Honestly the little yellow plastic egg is IDEAL for arse smuggling a few pills
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Jan 30, 2024 20:00
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Jedit posted:While I appreciate the effort, how did you fit yourself into the Kinder Surprise egg?
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Jan 30, 2024 20:10
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One of the few times to be thankful for the otherwise insidious shrinkflation of supermarket goods.
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Jan 30, 2024 20:24
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lol
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Jan 30, 2024 20:33
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fuctifino posted:I found it in video form I went digging for the full Sky News link to provide an unambiguous source/make sure his words weren't being taken out of context somehow. It's about 33 minutes in and no, he knows exactly what impossible bigoted answer he's proposing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4iYVlg1IOE&t=2030s
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Jan 30, 2024 20:57
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Tesseraction posted:Did you know that Dubai only bothered to start investing in a sewer system last year https://www.utilities-me.com/news/dubai-approves-21-8-billion-massive-sewerage-system-plan I'm sure that place is a dream to some and a nightmare to others, i think it's just a waste of glass.
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Jan 31, 2024 00:02
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Last time I was in hospital they threw me, noted trans woman, in a women's bay on the ward and not one single person gave one single shite, not me, not the nurses, not the doctors, not the housekeepers, and perhaps most pertinenantly of all, not the other patients. You know what we all cared about? Getting patients better.
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Jan 31, 2024 01:36
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Imagine I posted "the myth of consensual hospital treatment" with wes streeting photoshopped over jesus's face.
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Jan 31, 2024 01:38
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OwlFancier posted:Imagine I posted "the myth of consensual hospital treatment" with wes streeting photoshopped over jesus's face. Great, now you made me imagine wes making GBS threads's face, thanks a lot Owly 
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Jan 31, 2024 01:40
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Is conceptual streeting better or worse than actual streeting?
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Jan 31, 2024 01:47
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last time i was in hospital I said I was fine with whatever ward they wanted to put me on but ultimately they said it was best if they kept me in a private room away from everyone else.
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Jan 31, 2024 01:50
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After all the negative news about Laurence, he finally has some good news and has landed himself an acting job! https://twitter.com/LozzaFox/status/1752437825092325444 His brilliant idea is to produce a serialised podcast of the court transcripts Cocaine is a brilliant drug 
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Jan 31, 2024 01:56
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fuctifino posted:Cocaine is a brilliant drug
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Jan 31, 2024 01:57
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OwlFancier posted:Imagine I posted "the myth of consensual hospital treatment" with wes streeting photoshopped over jesus's face. 
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Jan 31, 2024 02:03
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I don't know why but that's a lot funnier than it has any right to be.
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Jan 31, 2024 02:38
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Brofessor Slayton posted:Sure, okay. Lmao, incredible
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Jan 31, 2024 08:48
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More U Turns than a Fast and Furious film
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Jan 31, 2024 08:49
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The last time I was in hospital nobody gave a poo poo either but then I was in a corridor for 90% of it so technical win I guess Edit: it was a mixed corridor. I think. I was more worried about morphine Isomermaid fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Jan 31, 2024 |
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Jan 31, 2024 09:13
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fuctifino posted:
If the Re be form, that's Nigel's swarm If the Re be claim, Lozza to blame If the Re be spect, big brother reject
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Jan 31, 2024 09:48
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Well, uh, you see we can't do anything until the "economy" is "good" again, and
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Jan 31, 2024 09:49
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Yeah, three (four) wards for hospitals is a pipe dream while we will have people sleeping on beds in the corridor, as I have done. What are they going to say, you have to sleep in the corridor because we have more men than women in today, and can’t have you in the same ward?
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Jan 31, 2024 10:23
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Brofessor Slayton posted:Sure, okay. Holy 
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Jan 31, 2024 10:34
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lol The National posted:THE official account of the UK Covid Inquiry only follows one account on Twitter/X and it is called “DownWithTheSNP”.
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Jan 31, 2024 12:32
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fuctifino posted:After all the negative news about Laurence, he finally has some good news and has landed himself an acting job! This obviously isn't going to actually happen, but even if it did I think the copyright on court transcripts is owned by the transcriber (in that case probably Opus2) so he'd be sued again if he did this.
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Jan 31, 2024 13:01
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smellmycheese posted:More U Turns than a Fast and Furious film To stop my blood pressure getting too low I occasionally browse that godless hellscape that is reddit. Its full of comments to the tune of "I don't mind banker bonuses actually, and I don't care labour keep lying to me, at least they aren't the tories." People are loving stupid.
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Jan 31, 2024 13:01
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Voting for the "instead of giving the NHS more money, we could force trans and non-binary people to use a hospital I made out of a cardboard box instead of a real one" party and convincing yourself that they're not the tories.
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Jan 31, 2024 13:12
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The cardboard box is called delivering on the promise to build more hospitals.
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Jan 31, 2024 13:20
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Looking forward to the inquiry into why it required paying UnitedHealth Group £150m to weatherproof the box with Vaseline.
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Jan 31, 2024 13:28
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Necrothatcher posted:This obviously isn't going to actually happen, but even if it did I think the copyright on court transcripts is owned by the transcriber (in that case probably Opus2) so he'd be sued again if he did this. According to this forum it's both on the court stenographer but also it's copyright of the Crown https://copyrightaid.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3014 There's fair use under the open government licence it seems, but is clearly making a mockery of the justice system to fund your powder purchases under fair use, I shout at the filth as they drag me me cuffed, naked and screaming into the back of a van.
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Jan 31, 2024 13:34
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The Gove Cloning Facility is now moving to a new youthful generation. 
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Jan 31, 2024 13:47
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[Edit] ^^^^ - I saw bits of that kid on twitter, and he's someone's obvious rehearsed mouthpiece. He's an obnoxious oval office I think Fox is going to attempt to do the podcast, as he's publicly committed to it now after uploading last night's improvised video (thank you cocaine, you brilliant drug!). He doesn't have much else in his life anymore other than co-hosting pop-up events sponsored by a quantum hypnotist wishing to remotely detox people from vaccines, and the other big thing in his life is his impending bankruptcy. The podcast will allow him to show off his BRILLIANT acting skills. In last night's video he starts reeling off character names and deciding "I can play him.", "I can play him too"..."I can also play my barrister", so other than the female character(s), it sounds like all going to all be Fox. I really want it to happen Also, he's still under police investigation re: the ULEZ 'Blade Runner' crimes. I completely forgot about that until just now fuctifino fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Jan 31, 2024 |
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Jan 31, 2024 13:50
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gently caress it let him do the women voices but like in Four Lions he covers his facial hair with his hands.
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Jan 31, 2024 13:52
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I watched Reality yesterday which was the literal transcript of Reality Winner(!)'s fbi interview, so it can be done, sorta It was actually pretty good, picked it up while trying to parse if it was about survivor or something
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Jan 31, 2024 14:03
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smellmycheese posted:The Gove Cloning Facility is now moving to a new youthful generation. Mandatory swirlies
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Jan 31, 2024 14:05
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Fox has definitely not won reality though. I still need to watch this in a way that gives zero money to anyone involved, because it looks hilariously bad. 
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Jan 31, 2024 14:06
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It's on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJCKosaMxj8 I haven't watched it either, but I might for a laugh e: I'm a few mins in, and lost it when a character said "We believe in truth over facts"... The acting is as you would expect e2: 5 mins in and he's doing his first line of 'stunt' cocaine  e3: He does another line of 'stunt' cocaine at 10 mins, then get the crack pipe out 40 seconds later to take some 'stunt' crack  e4: I can't watch any more of this. I lasted about 12 minutes. fuctifino fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Jan 31, 2024 |
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Jan 31, 2024 14:09
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