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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Woke Mind Virus posted:

having some coffee that was pre-ground

jail is that way

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Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

lobster shirt posted:

what are the other six enemies of freshness

Air, Time, Humidity, Light, Donald Trump, and Joe Biden

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
while you unlatched cups, i sipped them

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

lobster shirt posted:

what are the other six enemies of freshness

Air, light, moisture, wind, water, heart

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

all the nations lived in harmony

and then the bean nation attacked

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
tried to make coffee in a rush this morning and knocked my pour over onto the floor and made a giant mess and now I'm late to work with no coffee

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
rated this thread a 2. not because it's a bad, but because that's the color of a great cup of coffee

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

tried to make coffee in a rush this morning and knocked my pour over onto the floor and made a giant mess and now I'm late to work with no coffee

you should have a coffee to settle your nerves

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Nix Panicus posted:

This grinder costs $110

It costs one hundred and ten dollars to grind these beans for thirty seconds.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

eSports Chaebol posted:

It costs one hundred and ten dollars to grind these beans for thirty seconds.


DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

lumpentroll posted:

you should have a coffee to settle your nerves

I'm still so goddamn mad.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


eSports Chaebol posted:

It costs one hundred and ten dollars to grind these beans for thirty seconds.


Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

eSports Chaebol posted:

It costs one hundred and ten dollars to grind these beans for thirty seconds.


AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

I'm still so goddamn mad.

its okay man i think some kids lives might be saved if you dont work on the boeing stratofortress for 30 minutes :D

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

AnimeIsTrash posted:

its okay man i think some kids lives might be saved if you dont work on the boeing stratofortress for 30 minutes :D

I design the trash cans they put inside of the c-130 bathrooms you idiot.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

eSports Chaebol posted:

It costs one hundred and ten dollars to grind these beans for thirty seconds.


Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

tried to make coffee in a rush this morning and knocked my pour over onto the floor and made a giant mess and now I'm late to work with no coffee

skill issue

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



having a cup of coffee in bed

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

got a big insulated cup and now I can have piping hot coffee all day

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Crippling IT Problems Day came early at work this year!

Gonna need a few extra mugs of the good stuff to get through this one...

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



had a cup, had a poo poo, ready for the rest of the day :coffee:

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

eSports Chaebol posted:

It costs one hundred and ten dollars to grind these beans for thirty seconds.


Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Mr. Sharps posted:

had a cup, had a poo poo, ready for the rest of the day :coffee:

the hot brown.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1gwkJP64xU

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
mmm coffee.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


nice meme.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

coffee.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

uber_stoat posted:

mmm coffee.



:mods:

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
MawMaws Special Brown

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



most energy supplements are made with caffeine sourced from brazilian robusta plantations (the really slavey ones) so yes, that is technically coffee

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Brutal exploitation really brings out the rich flavors

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

what the

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Karach posted:

what the

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

I'm on a futile quest for a coffee making device for someone who is afraid of

- hot water touching plastic
- aluminum nut which is often found in the heating carafe
- annoying chemex brewing

At this point I'm thinkin just get a mokamaster and say it's good enough. it says right on the website nothing bad can happen from brewing on plastic, you are going to die someday regardless.

I would buy them the stainless steel, copper tube, glass basket drip coffee machine if it existed, but nobody wants to appeal to this extremely fringe market. Not even Italians (?)

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

palindrome posted:

I'm on a futile quest for a coffee making device for someone who is afraid of

- hot water touching plastic
- aluminum nut which is often found in the heating carafe
- annoying chemex brewing

At this point I'm thinkin just get a mokamaster and say it's good enough. it says right on the website nothing bad can happen from brewing on plastic, you are going to die someday regardless.

I would buy them the stainless steel, copper tube, glass basket drip coffee machine if it existed, but nobody wants to appeal to this extremely fringe market. Not even Italians (?)

heres an idea: instant coffee. microwave water in the mug, use a metal spoon to stir in the coffee. couldnt be easier.

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

palindrome posted:

I'm on a futile quest for a coffee making device for someone who is afraid of

- hot water touching plastic
- aluminum nut which is often found in the heating carafe
- annoying chemex brewing

At this point I'm thinkin just get a mokamaster and say it's good enough. it says right on the website nothing bad can happen from brewing on plastic, you are going to die someday regardless.

I would buy them the stainless steel, copper tube, glass basket drip coffee machine if it existed, but nobody wants to appeal to this extremely fringe market. Not even Italians (?)

easy. The bripe


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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

palindrome posted:

I'm on a futile quest for a coffee making device for someone who is afraid of

- hot water touching plastic
- aluminum nut which is often found in the heating carafe
- annoying chemex brewing

At this point I'm thinkin just get a mokamaster and say it's good enough. it says right on the website nothing bad can happen from brewing on plastic, you are going to die someday regardless.

I would buy them the stainless steel, copper tube, glass basket drip coffee machine if it existed, but nobody wants to appeal to this extremely fringe market. Not even Italians (?)

Glass French press??

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