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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I know we like to make jokes around these parts, but poo poo is seriously getting extremely bad extremely fast I know, it rules lol
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Still trying to get an AI image of Donald Trump laying eggs
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Still trying to get an AI imagine of Donald Trump laying eggs We don’t need it. That AI video of him catching and eating an octopus from a couple years back was perfect.
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lol and i cannot stress this enough lmao https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1752731419586052236
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Joementum posted:lol and i cannot stress this enough lmao dayum
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Joementum posted:lol and i cannot stress this enough lmao January polls are worthless, and in 2024 they are doubly worthless. When this baby hits 88 days out from the election, we are gonna see some serious poo poo.
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Joementum posted:lol and i cannot stress this enough lmao DO SOMETHING!!
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mdemone posted:January polls are worthless, and in 2024 they are doubly worthless. lol
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so what are the odds that they just won't have debates since both candidates need to be pumped with intravenous steroids and amphetamines to appear cogent for 30 seconds
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mdemone posted:January polls are worthless, and in 2024 they are doubly worthless. Yeah, Biden is going to lose by way more than this.
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Calling like Leslie Nelson in an umpire outfit "TEEEEEEEERRRRUMP"
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god will bless us with something very funny. i'm thinking dual heart attacks on the same day.
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show me something real like Donald's donk with some stretch marks
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Sherbert Hoover posted:so what are the odds that they just won't have debates since both candidates need to be pumped with intravenous steroids and amphetamines to appear cogent for 30 seconds the dems will refuse to allow trump into the debates because of insurrection and he'll just campaign and hold rallies like he did in the primary while joe biden stands on an empty stage and rambles at the audience
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Bar Crow posted:Yeah, Biden is going to lose by way more than this. i genuinely think hillary would do better at this point
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:god will bless us with something very funny. i'm thinking dual heart attacks on the same day. Both get Covid again
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:god will bless us with something very funny. i'm thinking dual heart attacks on the same day. they both go to palestine, ohio and drink the water like obama did in flint but they both die
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:god will bless us with something very funny. i'm thinking dual heart attacks on the same day. They have a debate. Biden has a stroke mid sentence and keels over. Trump laughs so long and so hard that his heart gives out and he collapses, dying with a grin on his face.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:They have a debate. Biden has a stroke mid sentence and keels over. Trump laughs so long and so hard that his heart gives out and he collapses, dying with a grin on his face. Harris vs whoever the gently caress Trump picks for VP would be really funny. Democrats fumbling the easiest bag because they wanted Biden to pick the popper-popping cop.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:They have a debate. Biden has a stroke mid sentence and keels over. Trump laughs so long and so hard that his heart gives out and he collapses, dying with a grin on his face. trump, lifting hands up in a confusing motion: he led a great life
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:lol I was just thinking about her decapitation photo op this morning. like what was she going for there? she was looking to frighten poor young gangly freak barron trump
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Ben Nerevarine posted:the next presidential debate will take place in a harbor, on a catamaran, in a storm. it’s only fair 
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I doubt there’s going to be any debates. Everyone at the top just seems tired of maintaining the facade of democracy.
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Sherbert Hoover posted:so what are the odds that they just won't have debates since both candidates need to be pumped with intravenous steroids and amphetamines to appear cogent for 30 seconds Yeah, this is where we are heading. I remember being a young lad in the '80s, and the priests (teachers) would go on and on about Nixon. Their gripe was that Nixon lost the 1960 election because jfk wore makeup on the televised debate, but Nixon went with the manly grease face. They always claimed that people thought jfk was prettier (than nixon?! Duh!) so the people voted for the pretty guy. They said, "no one is listening to the substance of these debates." And we, the children of old, laughed at them and received punishment. As an adult, this sentiment has come rather sharply I to focus. It used to be that the debates had partisans who would never answer the question asked. And no one seemed to care. If you bothered to watch post debate analysis, you were wasting your time as the talking heads declared debate winners based on perceived "mic drop" moments. The 80 year Olds don't even need to debate. We already know their bullshit. Their on-stage act is not going to improve. We're all tired of the spectacle, and it's not like people were ever paying attention. Just give us emperor trump. It's what real patriots crave.
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Harris vs whoever the gently caress Trump picks for VP would be really funny. Democrats fumbling the easiest bag because they wanted Biden to pick the popper-popping cop. harris is going to make a pokemon go to the polls type of joke and do that harris laugh and tucker carlson is going to call her the n-word
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Remember that Molyneux guy obsessed with women’s eggs like he was some kind of tunnel-dwelling morlock? he is a tunnel dweller tho quote:Already controversial for counselling his followers to shun their parents, a Toronto-area podcaster is facing allegations he listened in on his therapist wife as she met with distraught patients. https://www.theglobeandmail.com/new...rticle22158708/ Durf has issued a correction as of 19:26 on Jan 31, 2024 |
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Bar Crow posted:I doubt there’s going to be any debates. Everyone at the top just seems tired of maintaining the facade of democracy. it is somehow in neither candidates best interest to participate in a debate
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Lpzie posted:show me something real like Donald's donk with some stretch marks This reminds me... how long do dried mushrooms last? I have some in my drawer that are at least 4 years old. Thinking about stuffing them in caps and testing on myself.
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Bar Crow posted:I doubt there’s going to be any debates. Everyone at the top just seems tired of maintaining the facade of democracy. I hope Trump never attends a debate because he thinks he does better reacting to the countless town halls Biden will have to go to alone now.
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limp dick calvin posted:DO SOMETHING!! im scolding people as hard as I can already!!
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:god will bless us with something very funny. i'm thinking dual heart attacks on the same day. do we even deserve something like that anymore I hope so
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THANK YOU FOR POSTING POLLS IN THE THREAD. I LOVE LOOKING AT POLLS! PPOLL PLANE? WHO NEEDS EM?!!!!!!!!!
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