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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I like a good vanilla salt

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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

the doctor said i cant use salt anymore or ill have a heart attack or a stroke :(

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

pencilhands posted:

the doctor said i cant use salt anymore or ill have a heart attack or a stroke :(

you gonna let some nerd doctor push you around like that?

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

kntfkr posted:

you gonna let some nerd doctor push you around like that?

i mean yeah i dont want to die

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009





hot cocoa on the couch posted:

you're on thin ice

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

another reason to start lifting

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

pencilhands posted:

i mean yeah i dont want to die

Well look at Mr. Reason-to-live over here

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Well look at Mr. Reason-to-live over here

my only reason to live is posting in gbs

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

TrashMammal posted:

another reason to start lunking

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

pencilhands posted:

my only reason to live is posting in gbs

:hai::haibrow::haibrower::haibrow::hai:

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

pencilhands posted:

the doctor said i cant use salt anymore or ill have a heart attack or a stroke :(

You're out of the salt-of-the-earth poster category now

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!

pencilhands posted:

the doctor said i cant use salt anymore or ill have a heart attack or a stroke :(

just use MSG instead

sassypotassium
Jun 12, 2023

Bad Purchase posted:

just use MSG instead

MSG is awesome. I had never heard of it before; I got it once because a recipe said I needed it, and since then, I literally throw the stuff into every dish. A stew? MSG. Pasta sauce? MSG. Cereal with milk? Definitely some MSG.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

pencilhands posted:

the doctor said i cant use salt anymore or ill have a heart attack or a stroke :(

There's like salt in almost everything bro.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

bird with big dick posted:

how come you never see people with goiters anymore i fell like in the 90s at least 1/4 of the population was walking around with giant goiters

wtf i've never seen a goiter in my life. do you mean the 1890's?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
without MSG I am nothing

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
there's people with goiters in china still

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

wtf is a goiter.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
its like a giant ugly thing growing out ur neck

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

bradzilla posted:

wtf is a goiter.

It's when your thyroid swells up

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i got a thyroid you can swell up op

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i'ma do things myroid
it's myroid
myroid or the thyroid

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

kntfkr posted:

its like a giant ugly thing growing out ur neck

Hmm

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


They head

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


It's pre Friday

Sick of the poo poo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kntfkr posted:

i'ma do things myroid
it's myroid
myroid or the thyroid

Ouroid

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

It's Groundhog Day tomorrow, on a Friday!

You know what that means.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Not taking any poo poo today. Just told a customer, nicely, to suck a fat one

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
choke slam that mfer through a table BAGS

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

wtf i've never seen a goiter in my life. do you mean the 1890's?

Depends where you live. The north half of the USA is the "goiter belt"

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

AI is good

https://clips.twitch.tv/VivaciousDirtyChamoisShadyLulu-mGl1qN5UbMWH6f15

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Little known fact, goiters used to be thought of as a sign of divinity, like god had put a piece of heaven in their necks

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Smugworth posted:

Little known fact, goiters used to be thought of as a sign of divinity, like god had put a piece of heaven in their necks

[citation needed]

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Goiter Chat

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


AARD VARKMAN posted:

post hyraxes and she'll be incapable of staying away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u8oIhsAVjI

STOP IT

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Space Kablooey posted:

[citation needed]

he heard it on a podcast. no hints as to which one/.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

he heard it on a podcast. no hints as to which one/.

goitercast?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Me dribbling a goiter up the middle getting ready to follow the lane up for an easy 2. Slam jam that goit.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Me telling someone that it'll cost $5 for me to look into their future, taking the money, and gazing into my magic goiter.

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Literally A Person posted:

Me dribbling a goiter up the middle getting ready to follow the lane up for an easy 2. Slam jam that goit.

*writing in my LAP quote journal furiously, hoping to chase a bit of clout by repeating a catchphrase endlessly*

slam... jam that goit...

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