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Argyle Gargoyle posted:So after that Blackcoats Daughter screening tonight Im curious what the thread felt about it whenever they saw it. Didnt care for it myself story-wise I thought that the acting and cinematography were great, but the story was kind of lacking and disjointed. I would rather have had more of the story at the school than the constant time jumps.
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Argyle Gargoyle posted:So after that Blackcoats Daughter screening tonight Im curious what the thread felt about it whenever they saw it. Didnt care for it myself story-wise Every Oz Perkins movie I’ve seen (this, I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House, Gretel & Hansel) feels like someone doing an almost good impression of a movie I would really like. Still kinda excited for Longlegs though.
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I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House was boring as gently caress and one of the first times i realised that the RLM boys have lost their dang minds
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Kingo Ligma posted:The new ghostbusters movie should not have any ghosts or ghostbusters in it and instead be a documentary about Bill Murray trying to steal the secret unreleased Wu-Tang album from Martin Skrelli as per Skrellis contract with the RZA. We're gonna need a crew....
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House was boring as gently caress and one of the first times i realised that the RLM boys have lost their dang minds They really liked Gretel & Hansel too. My theory is shortly before he passed Anthony Perkins set up a fund that would pay off reviewers to help his son’s career, but he wasn’t super flush, so the best it can afford is some random midwestern pant loads. I just got emailed a five dollar Bass Pro Shops gift card for being excited about Longlegs.
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oz perkins is still coasting on the good will from quigley
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Argyle Gargoyle posted:So after that Blackcoats Daughter screening tonight Im curious what the thread felt about it whenever they saw it. Didnt care for it myself story-wise I remember watching it and liking it, but I remember nothing about it except it had Emma Roberts.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:I can't believe argyle isn't getting good reviews. the critics will pay for besmirching argyle I remember the trailer seemed to have a hard time both explaining the concept and demonstrating the movie would be fun. Like, just showing the fantasy book stuff, and then establishing that that was fantasy and the rest of the movie is real but it will keep cutting back and forth between them, and the plot is about the author who wrote the fantasy stuff getting into spy stuff but the spy stuff she gets into is less fantastical than the fantasy stuff that's how you can tell, and here is the cast for the fantasy stuff and here is the cast for the real stuff. And by the time it had done all that it didn't really manage to showcase anything fun about the movie.
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Monkey Fracas posted:Japan has approximately 5000 yokai to play around with Koji Shiraishi could make the greatest Ghostbusters sequel of all time on a budget of 10,000 dollars.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:I would like to see new movies with new ip's You say that but I bet you haven't watched any of the Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi File movies
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Kingo Ligma posted:I would like to see movies made by people who make movies rather than jobbers doing the bare minimum to poo poo out exactly what the marketing dept demands after holding three focus groups with people who are literally too stupid and useless to have anything constructive to do at 3 am on a Wednesday. Sounds like you would like to see the Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi File movies
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Gripweed posted:I remember the trailer seemed to have a hard time both explaining the concept and demonstrating the movie would be fun. Like, just showing the fantasy book stuff, and then establishing that that was fantasy and the rest of the movie is real but it will keep cutting back and forth between them, and the plot is about the author who wrote the fantasy stuff getting into spy stuff but the spy stuff she gets into is less fantastical than the fantasy stuff that's how you can tell, and here is the cast for the fantasy stuff and here is the cast for the real stuff. And by the time it had done all that it didn't really manage to showcase anything fun about the movie. I assume it's a Kingsman style wacky British comedy action movie with spys and one liners and such.
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I don't watch "movies" from japan or italy
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redshirt posted:I assume it's a Kingsman style wacky British comedy action movie with spys and one liners and such. yeah apparently the final twist is that it's set in the same universe as the Kingsmen. Which I had just assumed was true based off the poster and the director but apparently I wasn't supposed to assume that, it was supposed to be a twist. Man, remember when there was only one Kingsmen movie, and it was a fun refreshing change from the increasingly dour James Bond movies? And then they made a sequel that wasn't very good setting up a spinoff that didn't happen. And then they made a prequel nobody watched. And now there's Argyle.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:I don't watch "movies" from japan or italy I do
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Gripweed posted:I remember the trailer seemed to have a hard time both explaining the concept and demonstrating the movie would be fun. Like, just showing the fantasy book stuff, and then establishing that that was fantasy and the rest of the movie is real but it will keep cutting back and forth between them, and the plot is about the author who wrote the fantasy stuff getting into spy stuff but the spy stuff she gets into is less fantastical than the fantasy stuff that's how you can tell, and here is the cast for the fantasy stuff and here is the cast for the real stuff. And by the time it had done all that it didn't really manage to showcase anything fun about the movie. I think I might be more sick of spy plots than capeshit
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Gripweed posted:yeah apparently the final twist is that it's set in the same universe as the Kingsmen. Which I had just assumed was true based off the poster and the director but apparently I wasn't supposed to assume that, it was supposed to be a twist. I watched the prequel. It had a few laughs but it was tonally a mess. It got like super serious about halfway into it, and then I forget the rest.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:I don't watch "movies" from japan or italy I don't watch "children's adventure stories" star trek
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Sometimes I wonder if their are even spies anymore in this modern age. Or rather spies like we see in movies. I think clandestine agencies just rely on tech and hacking now, or if they need a human element they pay off a local to do some wildly dangerous eavesdropping as a one-off and probably get them killed.
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sure okay posted:Sometimes I wonder if their are even spies anymore in this modern age. there are spies as depicted in Oliver Stone’s Salvador, not so much the Kingsman sort
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99% of spying was, is, and will forever be, bribing or blackmailing some schlub to pass documents
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sure okay posted:Sometimes I wonder if their are even spies anymore in this modern age. https://news.yahoo.com/russian-spy-maria-butina-living-085213963.html Either a dump truck full of money or a way-too-hot-Russian coming onto you at a diplomatic or media party.
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https://www.theatermania.com/news/hinton-battle-original-scarecrow-in-the-wiz-dies-at-67_1728014/ Actor and Singer Hinton Battle, who played the Demon Sweet in an episode of the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer is kill.
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redshirt posted:I watched the prequel. It had a few laughs but it was tonally a mess. It got like super serious about halfway into it, and then I forget the rest. When Rasputin died he took all the fun with him. Oh you wanted a layered captivating villian? Too bad, here's some wooden as gently caress rando thats mean to goats. You know what, gently caress it, lets just have the abused goat save the day. Twice. TWICE! X JAKK fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Feb 1, 2024 |
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sure okay posted:Sometimes I wonder if their are even spies anymore in this modern age. What do you think Jeffrey Epstein was doing all that time?
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:I don't watch "children's adventure stories" star trek swing and a miss
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Biggest miss of Kingsman: International or whatever it was called was they presented the big villian reveal as some huge shocking twist and the whole audience is like
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im surprised patrick stewart can even still perform a throwing motion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKzk1h7qrj8
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guy ritchie rankings 1) swept away 1) snatch 2) lock stock 3) the one with statham 4) sherlock holmes
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Hackers film 1995 posted:guy ritchie rankings The one with Statham? I can't even tell if it's on that list already.
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LookieLoo posted:The one with Statham? I can't even tell if it's on that list already. the weird Madonna influenced one
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:everything about lock stock is perfect, from the scouse muppets, to the gangster who bit a guy's a throat out in real life It's fantastic. Snatch is as well, but's missing the rawness of the Lock Stock
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Welcome to Season 12 of XJAKK: it is a show!
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X JAKK posted:When Rasputin died he took all the fun with him. Just like in real life.
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Movies make me want to be dead https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1753068190954107327?s=46&t=wNf75G2WiIjbMjBMYW-m7Q
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Jose Oquendo posted:Movies make me want to be dead Hell yeah!
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Jose Oquendo posted:Movies make me want to be dead just gonna keep posting this until it stops being true https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YigM-F4oSIE
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