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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I daresn't! I would imagine ur crimes are space crimes and therefore classified which is indeed a shame. ever done a public poo poo outdoors? work w/ me here gsjg
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Barking Gecko posted:Guilty. No argument, no debate. Uninsured motorists suck. I'm still patiently waiting to see the litany of charges which must surely be the result of ur well known and felonious life of crime. do go on. whether or not I call ur probation officer depends upon ur next post 🤜🤙 WE WANT UR CRIME IS
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 09:53 |
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mods pls change barking gecko's user name to Felonious Monk |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 09:58 |
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RavenousScoot posted:I only admitted my crimes, didn't ask for forgiveness 🎵 bad boys bad boys 🎵 |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 11:18 |
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Areola Grande posted:mods pls change barking gecko's user name to Felonious Monk its true Barking Gecko did come out tough on crime without listing their own crime... or did they. im actually out of crimes maybe i shoplifted a chocolate bar once and sometimes i jaywalk. i cant even say blazing it at a moments notice whenever i feel like if i have it on me, because uh.... not a crime here
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 15:23 |
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i cried laughing at the GBS star trek thread when i clocked in before official opening hours at work this morning can we find a crime in there? is that anything? databasic fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Feb 1, 2024 |
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databasic posted:i cried laughing at the GBS star trek thread when i clocked in before official opening hours at work this morning GBS itself earns u a misdemeanor.
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 03:28 |
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ok ty I will spend tonight in the clinker (that’s what we hardened criminals call jail I am so upset that there is not a reading rainbow shooting star smilie rn |
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databasic posted:ok ty I will spend tonight in the clinker (that’s what we hardened criminals call jail I am so upset that there is not a reading rainbow shooting star smilie rn the more u know
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 06:21 |
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I logged off of work 10 minutes early
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 06:57 |
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Chewbecca posted:I logged off of work 10 minutes early that's dangerously close to stolen time but not quite. ur dismissed. walk the line from now on
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 07:01 |
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Thank you, oh benevolent one
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 07:08 |
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Areola Grande posted:the more u know cool ty |
# ? Feb 1, 2024 09:50 |
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I guess when I was a teen I might have, um, detonated a septic tank and the resulting cloud covered the neighborhood in a thin mist of poo poo.
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 10:51 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I guess when I was a teen I might have, um, detonated a septic tank and the resulting cloud covered the neighborhood in a thin mist of poo poo.
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I guess when I was a teen I might have, um, detonated a septic tank and the resulting cloud covered the neighborhood in a thin mist of poo poo. a growing boy is meant 2 test his boundaries. sometimes the result is lovely but that's how we learn. consider this crime absolved gsjg
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 11:07 |
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When I was in highschool I used to do my maths homework by copying the answers out of the back of the text book, then reverse engineering the 'working out' bit
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 11:16 |
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one time i parked in a parking lot and went to the beach at like 4:40 when the sign there said no parking before 6 and then a sat in a lifeguard chair n smoked a devil's rollup with a GRRRL gently caress a towing company also, please don't tow me i don't have that kinda money
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 16:46 |
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Yesterday I clocked out at work five minutes early. Today I clocked in for work 20 minutes early. |
# ? Feb 1, 2024 18:06 |
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I'm sorry 2 disappoint but these are not crimes. tbh I was hoping for a murder or two
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 20:37 |
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I'm brainstorming new thoughtcrimes rn #1 illegal imaginary friends a) strange insect toucan that gives you contageous "toenail jitters"
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 21:28 |
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databasic posted:Yesterday I clocked out at work five minutes early. Today I clocked in for work 20 minutes early. Me at the first sentence: Yes!! Yes Me at the second sentence:
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 22:01 |
i made some chili that was so good it should be illegal if it isn't already
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 22:42 |
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RavenousScoot posted:I'm brainstorming new thoughtcrimes rn define illegal imaginary friends I have no suggestions for new thoughtcrimes. Areola Grande posted:I'm sorry 2 disappoint but these are not crimes. tbh I was hoping for a murder or two how…uh…how many murderers do you know?? |
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databasic posted:define illegal imaginary friends illegal imaginary friends is thoughtcrime idea #1 toucanbug with the infectious jitters is illegal imaginary friend idea A I imagine your car would be searched for them at borders and toll booths like contraband produce or invasive animal species
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 23:19 |
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databasic posted:how…uh…how many murderers do you know?? none so far but i'm trying!!!
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 23:42 |
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i'm thinking up some crimes i could do on my way home tonight after work just so i can have something to post about ITT trespassing is p easy.... hit w/ some ideas crime crew
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 23:56 |
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in a former life I've flipped off a cop while smoking weed and drinking
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# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:08 |
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Areola Grande posted:i'm thinking up some crimes i could do on my way home tonight after work just so i can have something to post about ITT turn right on red from the center lane or, if you walk/bus, jaywalk please don't do this |
# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:24 |
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databasic posted:turn right on red from the center lane great idea keep em coming |
# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:26 |
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open your SO's junk snail mail. now it is f e d e r a l ...please do not do this |
# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:35 |
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use a sharpie to graffiti more lines on a brick wall so it looks like it has twice as many bricks
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# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:38 |
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have you even thought this through a sharpie will lose ink quickly on brick. you must use paint pens or spray paint what an amateur (edit: i am also an amateur) |
# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:40 |
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A criminal mind is all I All I ever haaaa-aaaaa-a-ad Ask one who's known me If I'm really so bad... I AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeFm-rM51K4 |
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databasic posted:have you even thought this through either way it's a good idea. minor crimes are p fun |
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you have a good point. i am pretty sure i have never signed the back of a credit card. |
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databasic posted:you have a good point. i am pretty sure i have never signed the back of a credit card. my mattress has plenty of tags still on it ...for now
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Sarah Cenia posted:in a former life I've flipped off a cop while smoking weed and drinking This isn't a crime, it's your moral duty
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# ? Feb 2, 2024 02:45 |
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public urination, but like be decent about it, do it over there away from an audience public private urination
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i pet dogs when their people weren't looking judge me if you must, but they are so happy, and it was so worth it, and i'll probably do it again |
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