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i can convince the 3-armed ameke-fan electorate
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rodbeard posted:You're thinking of Roald Dahl they were on the same team
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I'm not sure what psychological process makes a 50 year old man swear at a children's puppet show character but I'm glad he's no longer being trusted to work with patients.
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I think whatever coma poo poo they did to get him off Benzos legit melted his brain. https://twitter.com/rp_kearney/status/1753102857379742046?s=20
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:have three arms? idgi Yes, if trump can convince Zaphoid Beeblebrox to vote for him he will win in a landslide
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you'd be a fool NOT to have gay sex in congress now
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BONGHITZ posted:you'd be a fool NOT to have gay sex in congress now 
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BONGHITZ posted:you'd be a fool NOT to have gay sex in congress now 
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tokin opposition posted:I wish they implemented trains exclusionary radical feminist like they teased last patch That overlaps way too much with Second Wave Feminism mk.II.
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James is right
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One More Fat Nerd posted:How exactly do you brief someone on the fact that their espionage job is going to involve banging every Mayor they can find? https://twitter.com/BeijingPalmer/status/1752762526670999806
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Begun the penis wars have.
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 Put that coffee down! Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm loving with you? I am not loving with you! I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Marx and Mao. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Jing? You call yourself a Marxist, you son of an Anarchist? - I don't gotta sit here and listen to this poo poo. You certainly don't, comrade, 'cause the good news is... you're fired. The bad news is... you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's mission. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's acquisition contest. As you all know, first prize is a Byd Qin Plus. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Marx and Mao paid good money to get their names to target them. You can't close the leads you're given, then you can't close poo poo! You ARE poo poo! Hit the bricks, comrade, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT! I can go out there tonight with the leads and materials you've got and hit 5 targets. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise.
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Rudeboy Detective posted:Well, who won??? Vegan
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Rudeboy Detective posted:Well, who won??? they convinced each other, now they're both Muslim vegans.
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With AI, you can now show everyone that you have black friends when you say something super racist instead of just telling them about it. What a loving world.
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an ai 2pac hologram wakes me up every morning to tell me im a good person
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Al! posted:an ai 2pac hologram wakes me up every morning to tell me im a good person mine's suge knight probably for the best we don't meet irl
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:
Why is that man so embarrassing
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Mr. Lobe posted:Why is that man so embarrassing Turn on your monitor.
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I'm going to start putting 'Mayor' into my Tantan profile ScootsMcSkirt posted:hes right, elmo is a liberal this is a classic but i also want to shout out that time nick went on a 15 minute rant about elmo's loser dad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ-ceJaRW94
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Mr. Lobe posted:Why is that man so embarrassing it turns out he’s actually not embarrassing and instead incredibly cool https://twitter.com/katietiedrich/status/1749134199624241323?s=20 
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS4_K5_tHbg I'm always a little frustrated with this channel because it's like, okay, you've managed to fire clay bricks, and smelt iron into a knife, and tap into mechanical power... now please just loving build an industrial society already except all he ever does is more and more videos of charcoal making and smelting iron prills. There's a next step to that!!!
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I'm honestly still amazed he manages to gather that much iron just from the soil (I know, it's from bacteria). We trawled a shitload of the earth for minerals already. Gold used to be just on the ground.
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