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Looza's just uploaded a https://twitter.com/LozzaFox/status/1753140341178237306 e: 203 - the number of times he said the N word in court fuctifino fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Feb 1, 2024 |
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Feb 1, 2024 20:57
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The man is the definition of main character syndrome. He genuinely thinks his poo poo arse life as a sad divorced racist twat is some kind of epic movie
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Feb 1, 2024 21:16
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He genuinely believes he comes across well in this film. It's incredible  DO THE PODCASTS LOZZA! e: Funniest tweet reply so far: quote:Best performance since your small part in Billie Piper in my opinion. fuctifino fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Feb 1, 2024 |
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Feb 1, 2024 21:26
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Apparently Labour sources have leaked that they are abandoning their £28bn green pledge. This has actually come as a real shock to me, cos I literally thought they'd abandoned it already.
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Feb 1, 2024 21:31
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https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1753135201398771801 The blame is of course going to be placed on the asylum seekers, and not the dodgy contracts given to Tory chums
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Feb 1, 2024 21:35
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The Perfect Element posted:Apparently Labour sources have leaked that they are abandoning their £28bn green pledge. Nah previously they were just watering it down. Otherwise they wouldn't have anymore policies to uturn on
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Feb 1, 2024 22:12
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It's now a homeopathic green pledge
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Feb 1, 2024 22:18
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What happens after the small boats get here? Do they turn round and go back, or they are one time only disposable boats? My solution would be, in the former instance, to sink the boats on their return journeys. Or if the latter is the case to come up with some kind of small boat passport and licensing, like farm animals or guns have, with extortionate fines for small boats that disappear from the system and a ban on buying any more small boats.
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Feb 1, 2024 22:23
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I’m sure this will all turn out well
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Feb 1, 2024 22:25
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Isn't that oval office in prison?
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Feb 1, 2024 22:27
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Non Fungible Yardbird
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Feb 1, 2024 22:31
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lemonadesweetheart posted:Isn't that oval office in prison? No. Hes a 100millionaire that lives under house arrest in a mancave warehouse at the end of a runway somewhere in romania.
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Feb 1, 2024 22:31
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lemonadesweetheart posted:Isn't that oval office in prison? He's in Romania awaiting trial under home arrest or similar conditions afaik
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Feb 1, 2024 22:32
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He's not even under house arrest anymore.
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Feb 1, 2024 22:46
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What is he even offering? That just looks like word salad an AI would spit out. Maybe the matrix got him after all.
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Feb 2, 2024 00:04
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He's offering to scam some of his most loyal idiots
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Feb 2, 2024 00:08
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my MP has finally taken the hint and thrown in the towel after his office got burned down on christmas eve.
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Feb 2, 2024 00:17
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thats a slow burn
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Feb 2, 2024 00:21
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kecske posted:my MP has finally taken the hint and thrown in the towel after his office got burned down on christmas eve. I particularly liked his "a murderer once looked at me" argument for why his reasoning was sound. Like, dude; David Cameron, George Osborne, Theresa May, Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak have killed far more people than Ali Harbi Ali, but you were happy to be an MP for them. Just gently caress off into the sunset quietly.
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Feb 2, 2024 00:47
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kingturnip posted:I particularly liked his "a murderer once looked at me" argument for why his reasoning was sound. We're all complicit.
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Feb 2, 2024 00:49
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We don’t want to gently caress you Keith 
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Feb 2, 2024 00:52
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Thanks but I actually would rather have legislation to start trying to fix a bunch of poo poo than getting some vibes
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Feb 2, 2024 03:22
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No, it’s fine, it’s not like we have any urgent problems or anything. The most important thing is not to do anything the Telegraph might get angry about. How do you expect to get another fine Labour government in 2029 if they go about changing things?
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Feb 2, 2024 03:29
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If we go to war with Keith at the helm, I presume we'll be changing sides every few weeks. With missile tests are they just testing that it launches, or do they explode them too?
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Feb 2, 2024 06:19
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"In the interests of fairness, I have fired on both the Russians and the United States."
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Feb 2, 2024 06:31
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tory-mp-desmond-swayne-calls-32022477quote:Tory MP Desmond Swayne calls for fly-tippers to be strangled with their ripped out intestines
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Feb 2, 2024 06:47
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hmm I'll allow it
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Feb 2, 2024 08:18
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I guess you have to agree with the tories on some things. gently caress I hate people who throw trash in nature. I guess the difference is the tories pursue politics and policies which makes stuff like that more prevalent, not less. They just like to get angry about it, not actually solve the material and structural issues that cause people to behave like that.
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Feb 2, 2024 08:20
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Finally a tory policy I can get behind.
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Feb 2, 2024 08:26
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We had this discussion a little while ago about litter wardens. The thread was split in half over if busy body work or not. I'm very much team "people who litter are cunts, gently caress em"
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Feb 2, 2024 09:39
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Someone needs to follow Desmond wherever he goes because guarantee he fly tips, look at the oval office
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Feb 2, 2024 09:42
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Mega Comrade posted:We had this discussion a little while ago about litter wardens. The thread was split in half over if busy body work or not. Litter wardens aren't and shouldn't be a replacement for readily-available public bins, though, which is one problem with how they tend to get used in practice (because the UK loving hates infrastructure investment on even that basic level).
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Feb 2, 2024 09:43
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Ms Adequate posted:Thanks but I actually would rather have legislation to start trying to fix a bunch of poo poo than getting some vibes In his first few months in office Starmer is going to do a series of speeches explaining what this new Labour government means for the country But it'll be just like May's brexit speeches, meaningless drivel designed to buy time
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Feb 2, 2024 09:55
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smellmycheese posted:We don’t want to gently caress you Keith In a bold new policy announcement Starmer pledges to un-gently caress the vibes.
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Feb 2, 2024 09:56
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Angrymog posted:If we go to war with Keith at the helm, I presume we'll be changing sides every few weeks. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia
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Feb 2, 2024 09:56
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forkboy84 posted:Someone needs to follow Desmond wherever he goes because guarantee he fly tips, look at the oval office I don't think he drives a van.
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Feb 2, 2024 10:10
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Starmer intends to spend his first 100 days being the “this is fine” dog
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Feb 2, 2024 10:12
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Angrymog posted:With missile tests are they just testing that it launches, or do they explode them too? Britain is member to the comprehensive nuclear test ban treaty. So if it goes bang it will have to be a conventional warhead.
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Feb 2, 2024 10:39
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Vibes will be denied to youths found carrying zombie knives.
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Feb 2, 2024 10:39
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Good to see the British press have made a hellish attack in a woman & her kids into an excuse to have a go at refugees
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Feb 2, 2024 10:43
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