[Dune Thread] Gundam Idaho

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > [Dune Thread] Gundam Idaho

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

gaspar noe will direct Heretics, with full resolution inter-coition cum aura battle cam for the showdown between murbella and duncan, thermal d-box support for arid landscape simulation, 3D onomatopoeia gasp overlays, built-in stillsuit fecal reclamation tube to negate bathroom breaks, and post-film cinemascore orgy

e; a cursed snipe

# ? Feb 1, 2024 21:41

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 30, 2024 09:37

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Give it to Guillermo del Toro and make is super gross

# ? Feb 1, 2024 21:42

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

kiimo posted:

Give it to Guillermo del Toro and make is super gross

he could make a cool practical dog chair.

# ? Feb 1, 2024 21:43

Monica Bellucci: Dec 14, 2022

Shaddak posted:

OH MY GOD! HERE COMES WERNER HERZOG WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

Genuinely, from now on Malky is Werner Herzog in my head.

# ? Feb 1, 2024 21:45

Slotducks: Oct 16, 2008; Nobody puts Phil in a corner.

jj abrams to somehow show a mystery box into messiah and ruin everything forever again

# ? Feb 1, 2024 21:45

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Slotducks posted:

jj abrams to somehow show a mystery box into messiah and ruin everything forever again

"What's in the box?"
[reverend mother stares. Cut to lens flare montage]

# ? Feb 1, 2024 21:55

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Somehow, Duncan Idaho has returned.

# ? Feb 1, 2024 22:51

Wizchine: Sep 17, 2007; Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Children of Dune

Smash cut to a grown Alia.

Voiceover: Somehow, Baron Harkonnen returned.

# ? Feb 1, 2024 22:51

Bubblyblubber: Nov 17, 2014

a dickless worm-man falls from a broken bridge high above a powerful river, it's stubby arms and flipper like legs flailing uselessly

moments before the girthsome mass hits the water, the camera freezes and zooms on it's petulant goony face

ixian thought-machine voice: yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got here. you see, it all started with a beefswelling in the desert, four thousand long years ago...

# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:23

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Bubblyblubber posted:

a dickless worm-man falls from a broken bridge high above a powerful river, it's stubby arms and flipper like legs flailing uselessly

moments before the girthsome mass hits the water, the camera freezes and zooms on it's petulant goony face

ixian thought-machine voice: yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got here. you see, it all started with a beefswelling in the desert, four thousand long years ago...

i love this thread

# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:41

Mad Hamish: Jun 15, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

kiimo posted:

Taking the best parts of Messiah and Children would be rad in my opinion and end with MY SKIN IS NOT MY OWN NOW WATCH ME DO SOME SICK rear end TRICKS JUMPING FROM DUNE TO DUNE STEEZY BABY

edit: chill on little kids with sexuality tho

Are the remote-controlled laser tigers among the best parts, please explain why.

(they are tho)

# ? Feb 2, 2024 01:34

Mad Hamish: Jun 15, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Bubblyblubber posted:

a dickless worm-man falls from a broken bridge high above a powerful river, it's stubby arms and flipper like legs flailing uselessly

moments before the girthsome mass hits the water, the camera freezes and zooms on it's petulant goony face

ixian thought-machine voice: yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got here. you see, it all started with a beefswelling in the desert, four thousand long years ago...

This but it's the inscription along the walls of Leto II's desert spice hideout.

# ? Feb 2, 2024 01:34

Prolonged Panorama: Dec 21, 2007; Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!

Bubblyblubber posted:

a dickless worm-man falls from a broken bridge high above a powerful river, it's stubby arms and flipper like legs flailing uselessly

moments before the girthsome mass hits the water, the camera freezes and zooms on it's petulant goony face

ixian thought-machine voice: yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got here. you see, it all started with a beefswelling in the desert, four thousand long years ago...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYYxNtbAUIY

# ? Feb 2, 2024 01:35

Greggster: Aug 14, 2010

ImpAtom posted:

Somehow, Duncan Idaho has returned.

This

I appreciate it so much

# ? Feb 2, 2024 02:40

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Vampire Panties posted:

I would also accept claymation

This would be 100% pure uncut nightmare fuel and obviously I'm all for it

# ? Feb 2, 2024 03:52

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Bubblyblubber posted:

a dickless worm-man falls from a broken bridge high above a powerful river, it's stubby arms and flipper like legs flailing uselessly

moments before the girthsome mass hits the water, the camera freezes and zooms on it's petulant goony face

ixian thought-machine voice: yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got here. you see, it all started with a beefswelling in the desert, four thousand long years ago...

This is indeed how the movie should start

# ? Feb 2, 2024 03:52

Horsebanger: Jun 25, 2009; Steering wheel! Hey! Steering wheel! Someone tell him to give it to me!

Bubblyblubber posted:

a dickless worm-man falls from a broken bridge high above a powerful river, it's stubby arms and flipper like legs flailing uselessly

moments before the girthsome mass hits the water, the camera freezes and zooms on it's petulant goony face

ixian thought-machine voice: yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got here. you see, it all started with a beefswelling in the desert, four thousand long years ago...

"back then they called it Dune right, cause it was covered in a Desert. Weird I know right"

# ? Feb 2, 2024 06:42

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

I despise AI or otherwise I might just have it create Dune as a Wes Anderson trailer

# ? Feb 2, 2024 17:00

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

John Hughes' Duncan Idaho's Day Off

# ? Feb 2, 2024 17:40

Flakey: Apr 30, 2009; There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

Gus van Sant's My Own Private Duncan Idaho

# ? Feb 2, 2024 17:41

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Duncan Idaho and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Three Millennia

# ? Feb 2, 2024 18:47

Bubblyblubber: Nov 17, 2014

Duncan and the Space Cocaine Factory Planet

# ? Feb 2, 2024 19:08

HerLegacy: Dec 25, 2012

Duncan Checks In

# ? Feb 2, 2024 19:11

Monica Bellucci: Dec 14, 2022

To Duncan Idaho, Thanks For Everything, Leto Atreides II.

# ? Feb 2, 2024 19:15

YoursTruly: Jul 29, 2012; Put me in the ~~trash~~
Recycle Bin
where
I belong.

Neon Genesis Duncan Idaho

# ? Feb 2, 2024 19:26

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

Monica Bellucci posted:

To Duncan Idaho, Thanks For Everything, Leto Atreides II.

# ? Feb 2, 2024 19:29

Wizchine: Sep 17, 2007; Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Leto Atreides II

Wizchine fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Feb 2, 2024

# ? Feb 2, 2024 19:31

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

The Emperor's New Groove

# ? Feb 2, 2024 20:21

Bubblyblubber: Nov 17, 2014

YoursTruly posted:

Neon Genesis Duncan Idaho

get in the loving tank, duncan

# ? Feb 2, 2024 20:29

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

HerLegacy posted:

Duncan Checks In

Lol

# ? Feb 2, 2024 23:25

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

HerLegacy posted:

Duncan Checks In

lmao

# ? Feb 3, 2024 01:09

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

kiimo posted:

The Emperor's New Groove

He's a Ghola? He's supposed to be dead!

# ? Feb 3, 2024 01:38

Bubblyblubber: Nov 17, 2014

Shoehead posted:

He's a Ghola? He's supposed to be dead!

i wish leto got turned into a llama, at least we would have had humorous spitting scenes instead of whatever the gently caress his worm monologues were about

# ? Feb 3, 2024 01:46