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SexyBlindfold posted:my dad loved it, that's how you know it was dogshit lol this resonated with me are those the only people who like the Kingsman movies? on paper I should like them but it's just... I can't put into words how bad they are, is it just style over substance?
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Feb 4, 2024 02:31
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I love the first one and think it’s a pretty fun send up of bond tropes. I also dig the action scenes. They’re kinda ugly but in a fun way. Love the church scene because I’m an rear end in a top hat lol. The second one decided to be a send up of roger moore bond movies but didn’t attempt to make it a joke so it was just a lame version of those. And the kings man wasn’t even funny and it was really boring.
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Feb 4, 2024 02:35
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The third movie ended with a sequel stinger of hitler and you can just psychically feel the groan of everyone who watched it
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Feb 4, 2024 02:43
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The Saddest Rhino posted:The third movie ended with a sequel stinger of hitler and you can just psychically feel the groan of everyone who watched it They're cowards for giving him a mustache but not The Mustache
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Feb 4, 2024 02:46
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The Kingsman prequel reads like a studio really thinking any midly amusing caper they poop out needs an expanded universe. Regardless of quality it's a hard film to pitch.
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Feb 4, 2024 02:51
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mycot posted:They're cowards for giving him a mustache but not The Mustache Imaging a scene where he looks in the mirror slowly shaving either side while dramatic music builds
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Feb 4, 2024 03:09
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CelticPredator posted:Imaging a scene where he looks in the mirror slowly shaving either side while dramatic music builds Big reveal where he does this but with both ends of a regular mustache: 
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Feb 4, 2024 03:13
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No one cared who I was until I put on the stache
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Feb 4, 2024 03:13
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RareAcumen posted:F.D Signifier's been having a blast playing Tekken 8 so far Oh drat, he's legit. Always a nice surprise for me when a content creator I like is also into FGs
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Feb 4, 2024 03:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu2UTvqoZfI Eggybricks have some of the best Lego videos out there and there new one is on designing trains.
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Feb 4, 2024 04:03
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hmm i wonder why people who love lego would coincidentally also love trains
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Feb 4, 2024 04:21
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In the interest of having shared something that's actually content and not about video games, here's an old Kurtis Conner video because I saw one of these types of videos via twitter and had no idea there was an entire 'community' around it, I thought it was just one insane lady going for 2000 mg of caffeine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2QBRx1XYM0 And here's some free bait to get mad about anime if you like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44paGdDsRB0 Shinji2015 posted:Oh drat, he's legit. Oh drat, I didn't realize that last one wasn't a single image 
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Feb 4, 2024 04:28
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Apparently the new show is so bad that the usual ending explained ign article had this as the preamble https://twitter.com/CadenToMyHazel/status/1753928030441951289?t=vtAqflhBrbh14b5uw7hBrg&s=19
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Feb 4, 2024 05:22
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Apparently the new show is so bad that the usual ending explained ign article had this as the preamble https://twitter.com/CadenToMyHazel/status/1753928030441951289?t=vtAqflhBrbh14b5uw7hBrg&s=19 Love that that author can go full-bore on the nihilism and not catch flack because anything that drives engagement is good. God the modern internet is depressing.
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Feb 4, 2024 05:35
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that movie sounds like loving rear end tho.
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Feb 4, 2024 05:41
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I didn't think Layer Cake was very good either
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Feb 4, 2024 05:49
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what the gently caress i just learned that the writer of Ready Player One wrote for the Netflix MST3K that explains so much about why the jokes were like that sorry I guess he's not an 'online creator' but. mst3k influenced most content creators so i will pretend it's relevant here
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Feb 4, 2024 05:49
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Doctor Spaceman posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGPHy3yWE08 Absolutely insane that they'd go to the effort of digitally editing the behind the scenes footage. You're forcing your VFX artists to cover up their own contributions to the movie so you can push a marketing ploy that covers up your VFX artists even further.
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Feb 4, 2024 06:08
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Angryhead posted:Props for the Frank Klepacki music, also I really enjoyed the the Mass Effect dialogue wheel and the (quite subtle!) uuh cat gags. Same but for the loving Warzone2100 music... I was not expecting that, and was very pleased. Good watch, and started going through your other vids and enjoying them.
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Feb 4, 2024 06:35
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Arc Hammer posted:Absolutely insane that they'd go to the effort of digitally editing the behind the scenes footage. You're forcing your VFX artists to cover up their own contributions to the movie so you can push a marketing ploy that covers up your VFX artists even further. Had this happen to me. I worked on Spectre, and when this featurette was released we all noticed that, to make their "real stunts" look more impressive, someone digitally removed the safety wires in the behind-the-scenes footage of Daniel Craig walking across the rooftop in Mexico City. Robot Style fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Feb 4, 2024 |
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Feb 4, 2024 08:33
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The 7th Guest posted:what the gently caress i just learned that the writer of Ready Player One wrote for the Netflix MST3K He was a guest writer on a single episode, what's your point.
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Feb 4, 2024 09:16
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RareAcumen posted:
Yeah I should probably try this, there are some good channels I've abandoned because the upload to watch ratio was abysmal. I really dislike "studio" or "publication" channels or whatever you want to call them
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Feb 4, 2024 10:49
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Paingod556 posted:Same but for the loving Warzone2100 music... I was not expecting that, and was very pleased. Use of the Warzone 2100 soundtrack marks a distinguished individual, imo.
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Feb 4, 2024 13:20
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Autisanal Cheese posted:lol this resonated with me I liked the first Kingsman movie well enough. But outside of that one scene and the pretty nice soundtrack, I wouldn't call it anything that demanded a franchise.
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Feb 4, 2024 14:17
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Autisanal Cheese posted:on paper I should like them but it's just... I can't put into words how bad they are, is it just style over substance? That's what one should expect from something Mark Millar started, really. Also LOL: https://twitter.com/CadenToMyHazel/status/1753928030441951289
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Feb 4, 2024 14:50
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Dawgstar posted:That's what one should expect from something Mark Millar started, really. "We have to write it because people are googling it" no you don't, unless you have something to actually say then don't. Like, there was some guy back in the day that wrote thousands and thousands of words on what he thought the plot and ending of Killer7 meant, synthesising it from a Japanese only book called Hand In Killer7 and his own playthrough of the game. He had something he wanted to say so he wrote it - it might be total gibberish bt at least it's something created out of an interest in the subject. I have yet to see any article or video with " - Explained" in the title that offered anything other than the author/youtuber just repeating verbatim what happens on screen. If media literacy wasn't already mostly dead, the pursuit of AdSense dollars is going to shoot it in the face and bury it in an unmarked grave.
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Feb 4, 2024 15:42
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Fil5000 posted:"We have to write it because people are googling it" no you don't, unless you have something to actually say then don't. I mean, it's literally the job they're being paid to do so yeah they have to write it. That's how you live and support yourself in the modern era.
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Feb 4, 2024 16:44
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CelticPredator posted:It looks exactly like a Matthew Vaughn movie In other words, bad
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Feb 4, 2024 16:51
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Queer Salutations posted:I mean, it's literally the job they're being paid to do so yeah they have to write it. That's how you live and support yourself in the modern era. The problem is that people are, or at least, were, looking for ending explanations from someone who has something interesting to say. But instead they find soulless garbage. Traffic is produced, but nobody's happy with any of it, there's not even a worthwhile product the advertising is linked to, and the advertising itself is probably wildly overvalued and shouldn't be enough to support any website at all. Skippy McPants posted:Love that that author can go full-bore on the nihilism and not catch flack because anything that drives engagement is good. It really is, people aren't looking for good things. They'll settle for trash now, and nobody even has to pretend that it's worthwhile. They're not happy with it, but they'll click it and skim it. We've managed to strip the fun out of talking about movies and games, FFS, I didn't think it'd be possible.
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Feb 4, 2024 16:59
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Queer Salutations posted:I mean, it's literally the job they're being paid to do so yeah they have to write it. That's how you live and support yourself in the modern era. they could get a real job
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Feb 4, 2024 17:10
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If I had a movie that supposedly cost 200 mil to produce and advertise, I sure as poo poo would not play coy with the actual premise and cast of the movie. Kangaroo Jack and Snow Dogs got away with disappointing kids because they didnt cost the earth.
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Feb 4, 2024 17:12
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Kangaroo jack was originally supposed to be an adult comedy iirc
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Feb 4, 2024 17:30
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MacheteZombie posted:Kangaroo jack was originally supposed to be an adult comedy iirc So I think it still was sort of an adult comedy, but the kangaroo talks in like a drug trip scene so they made all the advertising around a talking kangaroo to fool kids into wanting to see it.
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Feb 4, 2024 17:33
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MacheteZombie posted:Kangaroo jack was originally supposed to be an adult comedy iirc Kangaroo Jack was originally supposed to be funny??? Wow they really changed the script by the time it hit theaters!
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Feb 4, 2024 17:40
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Queer Salutations posted:I mean, it's literally the job they're being paid to do so yeah they have to write it. That's how you live and support yourself in the modern era. I am not targetting the literal author, I'm targetting whoever decided "people are googling it so we need an article about it". I do not begrudge this writer for making a living in this loving hellscape, I begrudge the hellscape administrators.
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Feb 4, 2024 18:04
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Dawgstar posted:That's what one should expect from something Mark Millar started, really. i mean i get it, but this is like some salesman asking "why are these morons buying the stupid poo poo i'm selling them", which is never a good attitude
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Feb 4, 2024 20:00
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TheMightyBoops posted:So I think it still was sort of an adult comedy, but the kangaroo talks in like a drug trip scene so they made all the advertising around a talking kangaroo to fool kids into wanting to see it. Do you mean to tell me that the Kangaroo doesn't talk the whole movie? What is this horseshirt?!
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Feb 4, 2024 20:04
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You were lied to. Lied to!
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Feb 4, 2024 20:53
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TheMightyBoops posted:So I think it still was sort of an adult comedy, but the kangaroo talks in like a drug trip scene so they made all the advertising around a talking kangaroo to fool kids into wanting to see it. disney did the same thing with the movie snow dogs which is not about talking dogs
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Feb 4, 2024 21:02
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5now Dog5
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