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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68208157 Truss just used the slow poison for this one
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gonadic io posted:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68208157 Lol
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can't believe the guy found dead in a zipped up and padlocked bag in 2010 was again ruled a suicide https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/feb/05/no-new-dna-evidence-gareth-williams-likely-died-alone-forensic-review-finds
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Charles absolutely cursed his mother's name when he got the diagnosis.
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Charles has the chance to do something very funny in his sacrifice. Guessing we can’t have No. 10 keep the record for turnover any longer.
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Nonsense posted:Charles absolutely cursed his mother's name when he got the diagnosis.
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Feb 5, 2024 19:13
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the successor hanging onto the throne less than a year before dying of old age is monarchy as gently caress
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euphronius posted:who is next ? William ? Don't be hasty, I'm sending my CV right now. I'm pretty sure I have the necessary qualifications German
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euphronius posted:who is next ? William ? Yup. Man, still not gotten any Sossig finger coins. They’ll be collector items at this rate.
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Feb 5, 2024 19:21
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does Kate get to be called “Queen”
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euphronius posted:does Kate get to be called “Queen” The correct title is “Yaaas Kween”.
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If the King has Arse Cancer, I am willing to donate my Arse to Him, so that He may reign a little longer.
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guess his tiocfaidh has la
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Question from a yank - do UK hospitals also have those awful patient gowns that tie in the back and expose your butt, and if so, does the king have to wear one when he goes to get his prostate examined?
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euphronius posted:who is next ? William ? I'm thinking ski accident for the prince of wales before charles kicks it, making George VII one of those severely hosed in the head child monarchs who later forces his harem concubines to fight each other to the death because it's the only way he can feel anything
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Not sure what I like more; that they want to be very abundantly clear that it's not prostate cancer for some reason, or that Sunak wishes him a "swift and complete recovery". From cancer. At 75.
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What type and what stage make a difference. I assumed prostate, but the stories say they detected cancer during the prostate episode, not that they found prostate cancer.
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Car Hater posted:Question from a yank - do UK hospitals also have those awful patient gowns that tie in the back and expose your butt, and if so, does the king have to wear one when he goes to get his prostate examined? Yes, but normally you get another one to wear over it the other way round, so we're unlikely to get candid royal arse creepshots.
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They also just let you wear your own poo poo unless you're getting surgery.
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Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:What type and what stage make a difference. I assumed prostate, but the stories say they detected cancer during the prostate episode, not that they found prostate cancer. yeah, most likely guess is early-stage colon cancer
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king cuck, died from the butt
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Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:What type and what stage make a difference. I assumed prostate, but the stories say they detected cancer during the prostate episode, not that they found prostate cancer. luckily for charles, britain is awash with sex arses, so an assdectomy does not have to leave him rumpless
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I'm told my peach is exquisite. Perhaps even royally admired. What may I get as compensation for such a donation?
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Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:I'm told my peach is exquisite. Perhaps even royally admired. The satisfaction of serving king and country
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Runcible Cat posted:Yes, but normally you get another one to wear over it the other way round, so we're unlikely to get candid royal arse creepshots. Thank you, I will now giggle to myself over the mental image of 'is Majesty wearing the crown and the gown
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i just figured he had the prostate out and they found that he had a high gleason score after the pathologist had a look and technically he’s got cancer although its a slow one
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A Buttery Pastry posted:it is absolutely rear end cancer, the most british cancer was not aware of this stereotype
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I recommend getting medically fingered for a potential prostate problem because if you do you'll never be too embarrassed to tell your doctor about a medical issue again
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Charles honor your predecessors of name and do something seriously loving funny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSWSqeEFI0 Most coherent monarchist
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gonadic io posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSWSqeEFI0 He's peasant coded and serfmaxxing.
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ContinuityNewTimes posted:I recommend getting medically fingered for a potential prostate problem because if you do you'll never be too embarrassed to tell your doctor about a medical issue again bend over and think of england 
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A Buttery Pastry posted:it is absolutely rear end cancer, the most british cancer You're thinking of arse cancer
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Microplastics posted:You're thinking of arse cancer
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He has arse cancer. He is an rear end who has cancer. Edit: Actually I guess he's also an arse who has cancer. Medicine is complicated.
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lmao he spent his entire life making big plans about what he'll do as king and instead dies of rear end rot after a year
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