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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Infinitum posted:

Favourite Lawyer (ME!)

Goddamn

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moist banana bread
Dec 17, 2023

banana Jake!
Hay guys, saw my first trump 2024 hat today. Little disappointed, not very worried, def think I could take him

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

All this bullshit about immigration reminded me of this song I really love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ-Wzp1y1Ik

Also, lol at idiots being like "Why do we have so much immigration at our southern border? What could have caused such a thing? :thunk:".

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
What you're saying is the US needs to be involved with a coup in Canada.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Edmund Sparkler posted:

All this bullshit about immigration reminded me of this song I really love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ-Wzp1y1Ik

Also, lol at idiots being like "Why do we have so much immigration at our southern border? What could have caused such a thing? :thunk:".



What the heck, we invaded Mexico too.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

redshirt posted:

What the heck, we invaded Mexico too.

Multiple times!

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Also, lol that conservatives cry about cartels and fentanyl but you never hear a blip from them about Perdue Pharma flooding the country with opiates. They really get mad though about vaccines and anything else they don't like, that they try to pin on Big Pharma.

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
hey guys hows the MAGAworld 2day

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


I don’t want to defend Ol Mushbrains but I am pretty sure he was just slurring his way through “supply chains”

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

redshirt posted:

What the heck, we invaded Mexico too.

Yes, and CHUDS can't wait to do it again.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Ah yes, Netflix turned Historically Famous Bisexual Man Alexander The Great gay. Riiiiight.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Mons Hubris posted:

I don’t want to defend Ol Mushbrains but I am pretty sure he was just slurring his way through “supply chains”

Yeah, we all got that. It's still funny that he thinks Supply Chains is somehow a term no one has heard of before.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Good!



Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
The US invaded Upper Canada a bunch of times. Does that count? Or only the Dominion of Canada?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

9 more months of literally nothing getting done in our government

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh

Mike Johnson attacking Biden on Israel actually might help Biden.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

kazil posted:

9 more months of literally nothing getting done in our government

Those clowns in congress are at it again.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
If you're gonna fund a genocide you gotta make it an ethical genocide :hmmyes:

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
that was a twist I didnt expect

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Again Johnson is going to fold under the pressure and pass something he's not suppose to bring to the floor and then they are going to oust him. Otherwise we basically have a nonfunctioning government for 9 months.

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.

Stink Billyums posted:

much like donald trump the secret is not paying your contractors

Well, look, the first thing is to acknowledge that the Egyptian era is so completely different from our own that any cultural political or business parallels that we draw between the two eras are by their very nature, almost bound to be wrong.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I’m in the first stall in the public men’s room at the capitol building and I’m looking through the crack at Marjorie Taylor Greene and she is looking back at me ama

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Celexi posted:

hey guys hows the MAGAworld 2day

It's super loving dumb as usual. They're bullshitting. Donald Trump is crying in all caps. Probably pooped himself. The Senators and US House representatives who support him are loud and insane, but all dumb. He keeps burning through lawyers like candles. It's all very funny and somewhat tragic.

Biden just told the GOP to go gently caress itself RE: Ukraine, and threatened to veto a bill that would help Israel but not Ukraine:

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/05/us/politics/biden-veto-israel-ukraine-immigration.html

quote:

President Biden accused Republicans in the House of a “cynical political maneuver” intended to kill broader legislation that would also provide money for the southern border.

President Biden vowed on Monday to veto a House Republican bill that would provide $17.6 billion in aid to Israel, calling it a “cynical political maneuver” intended to hurt the chances of passage for broader legislation that would provide money for Israel, Ukraine, Taiwan and the U.S. border.

House Republicans fiercely oppose the larger bill, which was unveiled by a small, bipartisan group of senators over the weekend. It calls for $118.3 billion in spending and would overhaul some of the nation’s immigration laws to deal with recent surges of migrants at the southern border.

Speaker Mike Johnson said on Saturday that Republicans would instead offer the Israel-only funding bill instead.

In its official response on Monday, the Biden administration said the president would veto the House bill if it came to his desk.

“The administration strongly opposes this ploy, which does nothing to secure the border, does nothing to help the people of Ukraine defend themselves against Putin’s aggression, fails to support the security of American synagogues, mosques and vulnerable places of worship, and denies humanitarian assistance to Palestinian civilians, the majority of whom are women and children,” the White House’s Office of Management and Budget said in a statement.

Mr. Johnson called Mr. Biden’s veto threat an “act of betrayal” toward Israel.

“Israel is at war, fighting for its very right to exist, while our brave men and women in uniform are in harm’s way on his orders to deter Iran,” Mr. Johnson said. “In threatening to veto aid to Israel and to our military forces, President Biden is abandoning our ally in its time of greatest need. I urge friends of Israel and opponents of Iran to call the president’s bluff and pass this clean aid package.”

If neither bill passes, Mr. Biden will be forced to find a new approach to supporting Israel’s war against Hamas, the armed group in Gaza that launched a terrorist attack inside Israel on Oct. 7 that killed about 1,200 people.

Israel has traditionally been one of the largest recipients of foreign aid from the United States, and support for that aid has generally been supported by majorities in both parties.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

bird with big dick posted:

I’m in the first stall in the public men’s room at the capitol building and I’m looking through the crack at Marjorie Taylor Greene and she is looking back at me ama

I heard that gloryhole rules state that the more attractive person gets their dick sucked and the less attractive person has to do the sucking.

How does this particular situation add up for the two of you?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Who was that Republican Senator who had a thing for airport stalls? Long ago, back in the W days I think.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

redshirt posted:

Who was that Republican Senator who had a thing for airport stalls? Long ago, back in the W days I think.

Larry Craig

IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013

bird with big dick posted:

I’m in the first stall in the public men’s room at the capitol building and I’m looking through the crack at Marjorie Taylor Greene and she is looking back at me ama

Having made eye contact with MTG, do you think you have enough time to escape, or do you expect to be run down and eaten over the next few minutes?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


Never trust anyone with two first names

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



AvesPKS posted:

More interesting than the Business Secrets of the Pharaohs

Something something pyramid scheme

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
lol at american bathroom stalls having cracks wide enough to see through. (not to mention the floor and ceiling gap)

well older ones.

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

PhazonLink posted:

lol at american bathroom stalls having cracks wide enough to see through. (not to mention the floor and ceiling gap)

This is 1000% NOT unique to the US.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Celexi posted:

hey guys hows the MAGAworld 2day

It has crawled up its own rear end, for the 2,920th consecutive day.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



nine-gear crow posted:

Ah yes, Netflix turned Historically Famous Bisexual Man Alexander The Great gay. Riiiiight.

Waiting for B. Shaps and Nick Adams to produce their alpha male version of The Sacred Band of Thebes starring Kevin Sorbo.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

IshmaelZarkov posted:

Having made eye contact with MTG, do you think you have enough time to escape, or do you expect to be run down and eaten over the next few minutes?

I would attempt to insert as much of my fist and arm into the mouth orifice and hope to suffocate the beast before losing my arm.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Accipiter posted:

This is 1000% NOT unique to the US.

okay, but I bet foreign ones dont have signs on the inside that tell you what to do in active shooter events.

PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Feb 6, 2024

Padical
Nov 29, 2004

Three Olives posted:

Imagine constantly stating that you are a business genius that graduated from one of the top business schools that considers two of their core compensates operating in real estate development and hospitality and confidently stating that you have never heard of the supply chain before.

Like, how does he think products exist?

Did any of you ever watch The Apprentice tv gameshow? Trump's understanding of business is very clearly lemonade stand + street level marketing. From what I recall of the few episodes of the first season I watched, every single competition he had his MBA level contestants running around on the streets trying to hustle t-shirts or some other bullshit. Then, look at his tenure as president. He sold loving hats to Americans. When he wasn't selling hats he was promoting himself in street-style marketing by shouting at his fans in rallies about how good he is. A few pages back I saw a picture of him and Kellyanne Conway in the oval office "doing work" and there was a big stack of hats on his desk front and centre because that's his idea of running a country.

This is why he's so confused at his trials. "I paid back my loans and nobody was harmed, so what's the problem?" He cannot understand deeper ideas about the market, fairness, fraud, and value. No, it's just make deal and sell hat in his idiot little brain.

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cr0y
Mar 24, 2005





drat missed this gem

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