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Gutcruncher posted:Sure but only one line of cross section books is garunteed to have a pooping guy There's no toilets in Star Trek, it's like Harry Potter.
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there is one
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No toilets is why O'Brien always had to stand at the transporter room console all day. And why he looked so miserable all the time
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:there is one And if you look very closely... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAKQzZfpaz8
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thotsky posted:There's no toilets in Star Trek, it's like Harry Potter. Huh? I hate that I know this, but toilets feature prominently in Harry Potter. There's even a weird bathroom ghost.
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Those are baths, poop is magicked out of people.
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Does every cabin on the Enterprise have its own bathroom, or are there communal bathrooms? Also, is there a bathroom off of the Bridge? Thanks I'll hang up and listen.
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Also I'm imagining regular toilets but instead of leading to plumbing, it's just a bowl that when you flush it transports the waste out into space. Like how airplane toilets work, but with transporter magic.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Also I'm imagining regular toilets but instead of leading to plumbing, it's just a bowl that when you flush it transports the waste out into space. Like how airplane toilets work, but with transporter magic. Or it just breaks down any matter then sends the constituent molecules into storage to later be used for replication.
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thotsky posted:Those are baths, poop is magicked out of people. The troll fight in the first movie is in a bathroom with toilet stalls Magicking poop out of oneself was an aside joke as something wizards used to do in ye olde days but are now more civilized and use proper toilets. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Feb 6, 2024 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:The troll fight in the first movie is in a bathroom with toilet stalls Art installation. ![]() thotsky fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Feb 6, 2024 |
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most of the wizards just poo poo where they stand and magic it away. harry barely bothers to learn any magic, so he only does the first part.
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mycomancy posted:Well, I *knew* this was true but I never thought about it and now I'm definitely NEVER getting on a boat on the ocean again Never play Subnautica
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redshirt posted:Or it just breaks down any matter then sends the constituent molecules into storage to later be used for replication. Oooh the food is poop! It all makes sense now. It's the fertilizer to food pipeline, shortened.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Magicking poop out of oneself was an aside joke as something wizards used to do in ye olde days but are now more civilized and use proper toilets. I'm pretty sure it was a joking reference to the semi-urban-legend that nobles used to just crap in the corner and let the servants clean it up at Versailles.
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redshirt posted:Does every cabin on the Enterprise have its own bathroom, or are there communal bathrooms? I think most deck plans showing the whole of Deck 1 and not just the bridge, conference room, and ready room, also have a head there.
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There's a door labelled HEAD at the back left, next to the door to the conference lounge. (Oftentimes people pop out of it when they go to red alert and need extra crew arrive.) For other ships most of them have at least one corridor attached to the bridge, the toilets are probably down there. I guess in TOS they need to take the lift. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Feb 6, 2024 |
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Wonder how they deal with different species bathroom needs in the communal bathrooms. Surely there's got to be a few issues that have to be addressed.
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Klingons have three anuses.
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redshirt posted:Wonder how they deal with different species bathroom needs in the communal bathrooms. Surely there's got to be a few issues that have to be addressed. Ah just put a couple of holes in the floor and every spices can sort themselves out how they want to use them. ![]()
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It's the real reason programmable matter was invented.
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Does Picard's ready room have a toilet or does he have to use the public one
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He has a Captain's bog.
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there's only one big toilet, and they make you all go at the same time
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Also I'm imagining regular toilets but instead of leading to plumbing, it's just a bowl that when you flush it transports the waste out into space. Like how airplane toilets work, but with transporter magic. the enterprise is fully plumbed but all the poop goes into those enormous empty sections (the poop deck), when u run out of space the ship gets decommissioned
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redshirt posted:Wonder how they deal with different species bathroom needs in the communal bathrooms. Surely there's got to be a few issues that have to be addressed. I just imagine a particularly fastidious alien asking for the bath-room, then coming out looking particularly shaken. "I was intending to do my ablutions, but all the cisterns have an accumulation of fecal bacterias. How do your species bathe?" "Ohhh yeah there's no baths in there, that was a RESTroom." "...your people sleep in these waste-encrusted cisterns?"
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Tigey posted:Does Picard's ready room have a toilet or does he have to use the public one Yeah he's got a little ensuite
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There are no toilets because they are all classified as "food replicator feedstock recycling donation drawers"
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https://i.imgur.com/MGbYwLC.mp4 Disco has its moments. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Feb 6, 2024 |
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MikeJF posted:Yeah he's got a little ensuite It's clearly a "head" ![]() Here's an interesting video on the orientation of the original Enterprise's bridge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qogYjHvcxhY
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I appreciate that Patrick Stewart was against the fish being in captivity.
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redshirt posted:Wonder how they deal with different species bathroom needs in the communal bathrooms. Surely there's got to be a few issues that have to be addressed. You think that one alien in Star Trek 6 pees out of his knees?
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Endless Trash posted:Earth is 15% liquid rock by volume Ugly ball of mostly lava
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D'you suppose they have to take off their entire uniform to go potty
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davidspackage posted:D'you suppose they have to take off their entire uniform to go potty There's probably a zipper or something that just undo and take a poo poo Space zippers
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they piss into a bag via a catheter
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They probably have velcro that looks like a regular seam and you can just open a slit or something. Kid and I watched the Voyager episdoe where Tuvok and Paris get stranded on that planet that they said it's like gravometric quicksand or something. It was a good one. Neat sci fi concept being a planet where ships regularly get smashed onto the surface and all the inhabitants battle it out for supplies. In general Tuvok and Paris play off each other really well. We also see young Tuvok, not that it was very interesting. In my ENT watch through one of Dr Phlox's wives comes onto Trip hardcore. Phlox says straight up you don't know what you're missing. Trip just squirms throughout the episode, good for a few chuckles.
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redshirt posted:Wonder how they deal with different species bathroom needs in the communal bathrooms. Surely there's got to be a few issues that have to be addressed. It's sometimes addressed on Babylon 5...they do show people going in/out of bathrooms, and make mention that different "types" of aliens need different bathrooms. I believe there's even a visual gag that whatever the gently caress it is that the pak'ma'ra* do in there, it requires them to have their own lavatory. *For those that didn't watch B5... for one, shame on you. For two, the pak'ma'ra are carrion eaters and basically look like slightly cuddlier Mind-Flayers: ![]()
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DrBouvenstein posted:It's sometimes addressed on Babylon 5...they do show people going in/out of bathrooms, and make mention that different "types" of aliens need different bathrooms. I believe there's even a visual gag that whatever the gently caress it is that the pak'ma'ra* do in there, it requires them to have their own lavatory. You also see one leave a toilet stall and do a full-body shake. Pak'Ma'Ra are also deeply disgusting beings that will allegedly eat anything, including the dead. Whatever comes out the other end has to be a massive biohazard, it's no wonder they get their own toilet.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:01 |
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Kinda like goats
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